I don’t know about you, but I’m worried that The Duchess with Keira Knightley (our generation’s greatest underbiter) just isn’t going to be enough to slake my thirst for period pieces about fashionable ladies – specifically Duchesses.
Just when I thought my craving couldn’t get any worse, I find the trailer for this, The Duchess of Langeais. I don’t know much about pronouncing French stuff, but I’m pretty sure it practically has "gay" in the title!
Antoinette is the Duchess of Langeais, a married coquette who frequents the most extravagant balls in 1820’s Paris during The Restoration, where hypocrisy and vanity reign. Upon the handsome general Armand de Montriveau’s first meeting with her, he realized it was true love. Flattered by his attentions, the alluring Antoinette orchestrates a calculating game of seduction, but she repeatedly refuses Montriveau. Despite his sincere romantic declarations, Montriveau’s passion remains unfulfilled. When the humiliated Montriveau eventually seeks his revenge, Antoinette’s love awakens. But it may well be too late for the star-crossed lovers.
Snap! I wonder if they’ll finally get it together before the credits roll. I hope there’ll be longing and unrequited passions, I’m a sucker for that shit.
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Keira Knightley looks too much like a little boy for me to be allowed into a theatre to see a movie with her in it.
Something about parole or pederast or some shit. I was too busy fanatasizing instead of paying attention.
She is a cockette who frequents the most extravagant balls? Are you kidding me?
dude! once you flip that bitch and get that ‘ass like a ten-year-old boy’ up in the air it’s just like…wait a minute. forget i said anything. in fact, never mention ‘ten-year-old boy’ ever again…i think i’ll see what’s for lunch…
bryce, this one’s for you.
So, who’s the chick in it and does she give up the full frontal? Unless she does, fuck this movie.
Hmm…The Mighty Fek’lhr asserts the following is WRONG with the clip:
Freedom Fries! QAPLAH!
What’s so awesome about a douches movie? What is it a Brett Ratner flick?
Hmmm… oh, dyslexia is funny!
thank you, CB, for pointing that out. i thought i was trippin’. La Douches de whatever-who- gives-a-good-goddam… you lost me when DOUCHE showed up in the title.
and happy birthday (early) erswi.
There better be a duel in this; a duel to the death. Weapons of choice? Syphilis or cholera.
Just how extravagant do my balls need to be to get visited by this cockette? Just a shave? Or would I have to pimp my sack out to look like a fucking faberge egg?
There is no Duchess beyond "The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox". and no matter how disappointed i was to find out it wasn’t a porn, it was still a good movie.
sounds like i’m all alone on this one, but i’d gladly watch a period piece where keira knightley has her period in it.
I got a period piece once back in high school. The red wings didn’t bother me nearly as much as the stain that bitch left on the upolstery of my car.
I know I’m not alone on this. My tits are bigger than Keira’s.
well, you’d have to have inverted tits to have them be smaller than Keira’s.
What’s that, Jaga?
*psst psst psst*
Why, yes! His comment about Freedom Fries was indeed funny, and the people that aren’t noming it (namely everyone) are a bunch of unhetero communist flesh-flute tooting baktags that space dock each other!
Oh?
*psst pssssss pssh*
Well, whereas He is not sure why He needs to dress like a
schoolgirlclown to do that, Jaga, The Mighty Fek’lhr will not deny Our revenge!Hey Fek, I heard a
badjoke the other day that I wanted to share with you.What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
They both fly around Uranus looking for Klingons.
I certainly don’t think it’s funny…
ROTFL!but since your alter ego is getting an alter ego, I thought you might need a relaxing stress free chuckle.QOVLPATH! THe punchline to that kotal joke is:
They both circle Uranus to wipe out Klingons.
Trust the MIGHTY FEK to correct me!
**deep bow**
DOR’SHO"""GA! ????
it’s not early bne. today is the day. me and the king baby!
+10 points to the first to identify this movie quote:
I don’t work January the 8th, ’cause the King’s birthday should be a national holiday. Oh hunh-hunh!
Bad News Bears?
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure?
Star Wars Episode IV?
The Phantom of the Opera (silent)?
Atonement?
Spaced Invaders?
2girls1cup?
Casa Blanca?
Uncle Buck?
Sorry, had to go have birfday cake wiff my birfday dawgs @ werk. All of those answers are incorrect btw Fek. Looks like no points will be awarded today.
How about this? For 10 points, can anyone name the two movies He listed that He has NOT seen?
Atonement and Uncle Buck?
Sorry, 2girls1cup and Uncle Buck.
You were closer the first time, you rotting pile of forshak!
He looks familiar, a new member of mybikermatch.com he was interested in those sexy&naughty biker chicks there? Seems hiltona nd Britney often dig those profiles there.
He looks familiar, a new member of mybikermatch.com he was interested in those sexy&naughty biker chicks there? Seems hiltona nd Britney often dig those profiles there.