AN ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS SEQUEL
01.10.08
If that headline wasn’t enough to make you vomit blood or rectally prolapse…
“Alvin & the Chipmunks” is about to cross the $200 million box-office mark, could become the most successful family film released in 2007, and is already the highest-grossing talking animal/live-action cartoon adaptation ever. All this can only mean one thing: Chipettes. [MTV]
Uh, what?
The Chipettes are a group of female chipmunks named Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor, who were first introduced to audiences in the early Eighties. Now, as the team behind “Alvin” begin planning the sequel, their thoughts keep returning to the little girlfriends.
God I hate children. And yet also condoms. A dilemma as old as time.
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BONG!!!!!!
Lance, never forget coathangers.
Nothing says family holiday smash like simulated copraphillia(sp?)
Let’s hope it’s titled:
Alvin and the Chipmunks 2- Roadkill
It’ll be a short story that runs at the beginning of the next Pixar movie.
At least it’s not talking beavers. Will Brittany Chippette shave her head, flash her cooch and generally make enough ill-advised life decisions to make Hitler look like he had a grasp on reality, but release a comeback album that, going off the two singles i’ve heard from it, is actually surprisingly good.
$200 million? Who the fuck is watching this shit?!
If I was in charge I would use movies like this to lure retards and perverts to the cinema. Then I’d chain the doors and release the poison gas…
Well I for one can’t wait to see what type of mischief those little brown rascals are going to get into this time.ÂÂ
Oops-that last comment was intended for the "How She Move" comments section.
charlie, i think you’re onto something there: the chipettes should be modeled after britney, paris, and nicole richie(sp). the whole movie could be about the chipmunks trying to ditch thier fucked up celebretantes and maybe wind up with a murder/suicide pact to end the whole franchise in one smooth stroke. maybe ought to throw in some scientology bullshit as well where the mangled chipmunk bodies get sucked up into a spaceship @ the end…
HA HA! JWiaDH is a fuckin’ cyber assasin, with candy. He lures you close, then kicks you right in the dick with the funny.
Thank You Jesus!
yEAH, i WAS GONNA TELL YOU GUYS THAT THEY ENDED THIS IN A WAY TO PROVIDE A SEQUEL. sORRY, REALLY MEANT TO WARN YOU ALL. AW FCUKING CAPSLOCK
and since hollywood is notorious for trying to appeal to the youngsters by making non-human characters be ‘cool’ or ‘hip’ or ‘a gasser’ (eg: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on skateboards [pretty sure that shit wasn't in the comic] and eating pizza) they could have 50 Cent, The Rizza, and splice together old Tupac Shakur sound bytes do the voices of the ‘male’ chipmunks…think of the potential ebonics-laced dialogue that could spawn. in fact, don’t even write a script, just have them ad-lib the whole thing.
any news about jurassic park 4 and the gun slinging dinos? thats pure cinema gold right there, gonna take out my dino riders action figures and
masturbatedust em offthat lil rat with glasses be saying: awww hells no you aint gonna put that shit in yo mouf
Who gives a fuck about fucking Alvin and the fucking chip fucking monks.
‘bitch straight pulled an umBRElla out on my shit! i’s like, hail naw!’
New post about uranium or plutonium or some shit.
Outstanding consistency, JWIADH. @bne_pro: Like it. The chippettes could be dysfunctional, attention-seeking diseased whores with eating disorders. Scenes could include one of them snorting rails of whatever chipmunks snort – cocaine probably – whilst getting railed by Alvin and co. Throw in one of them blowing some hedgehog at a rehab clinic. Another one getting arrested for a hit and run. Certificate tbc
My son does, catch me. Had to go to the theater to see it. I downloaded it last week, cuz he keeps asking for it. I haven’t yet told him that I have it. I’m gonna have to encode it to DVD first cuz there is no way he’s gonna take up my computer time and television to play that.
And they told me that putting a TV and DVD player in my kids room would be a bad thing.
like the way you think, charlie…keepin’ my eye on you..
Well, okay, if some kid likes it then whatever but I don’t think adults should be involved at all with fucking chipmunk movies. I mean adults made the movie didn’t they? Why?
Amen to that Nominus.
I hope David Cross comes back for this. i hear he needs the money.
You use condoms? AHAHAHAHA
Latex is for sailors champ
Maybe they could throw in a Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers movie, with that hot mouse girl. First girl I ever masturbated to, no shit.