12.27.07 WORLD’S WHITEST DUDES MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE
Mike White, the really pale dude from School of Rock (pictured), and Napoleon Dynamite team Jared and Jerusha Hess (who are Mormons, scientifically proven to be the whitest religion, even whiter than Southern Baptists and snake handlers*), will be collaborating on the upcoming comedy Gentleman Broncos.
The Hesses previously collaborated with White on Nacho Libre (fart noise).
The film returns to the indie NAPOLEON roots and follows a high school outcast who’s an aspiring fantasy author. He attends a fantasy convention to show off his work and finds his supposed masterpiece – "Yeast Lords" – ripped off by legendary novelist Ronald Chevalier, who has turned desperate for ideas. [JoBlo]
After a lukewarm response to their last movie, this could be the Hess’ last chance to prove they’re not a one-trick pony. Meanwhile, the guy who played Kip offered to blow me for crack money. I let him do it, but I didn’t give him the money because what do I look like, an enabler?
*The Heaven’s Gate cult also briefly challenged for the title
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WORLD’S WHITEST DUDES MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE
that’s one white whitey.
ever since Chuck and Buck, this guy is super creepy to me
Mike is the WHITE Jack BLACK?
there’s a COtW if i ever saw one. the rapier wit! the spin-ability! the…-am i the only one not @ lunch?…::tap tap:: is this thing on?
Nom, you have No country for old men? You want a new internet stalker and a beej too?
This is the type of guy I would think is a spy (I rhymed) in the corporate world. I’m not sure I know why, it’s probably because he doesn’t catch the eye (there I go again! I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it).
Jesus man, that dude looks like one of the victims from Outbreak.
Lance, Love In Action might be able to help you with that Kip thing.
Firstly, bne_pro, were you talking about me, and, if so, was it sarcasm? Great, now I’m gonna go crazy since I don’t know. Secondickly, Eib, sure. I also acquired Gone Baby, Gone(give or take a few apostrophes) last night. Good flick. Damn good flick. And also pretty Deep. You like deep, right?
commas. fuck. give or take a few commas. make fun of me, and I’ll put you in a comma.
of course i do Nom. i like it really deep.
Nom-wwhy would anyone confuse one of your comments for a CotW?
Wwell?
They wouldn’t fek. That is called "realization". Look it up if you need to, I’ll wait.
These guys made School of Rock and Napoleon Dynamite? Thanks, you just saved me eight bucks…
I’d say something funny, but why? My world is crumbling. Nothing seems real anymore.
nom: it was for my lame first comment. the mighty one is right, though:
‘Nom-wwhy would anyone confuse one of your comments for a Cotw?’
and i’d add a ‘dor sho gha!’ if i had any idea what it means… or maybe i wouldn’t…all’s i know is i don’t want some klingon fuckin’ curse handed down on me for using the language incorrectly.
Yeah, well, you weren’t here for the whole "Will Smiff is the Black Jada" thread.
i don’t doubt that more good comments of the week have been forgotten by the regs on this site than i will ever type…and i’m ok with that.
The Heaven’s Gate guy would make a fine addition to the photoshop menagerie, standing behind Tom Cruise, eyes all agog at the wackiness of Scientology
"Hey, putting on some Nikes and riding a comet to Jesus is one thing, but seriously Tom, this Xenu business…it’s pretty far fetched"
I hate the way that fuckin Mike White ties his tie. There’s nothing worse than when a knot gets loose and you can see the top button of the shirt. Nothing. Ask the residents of Nagasaki, they’ll agree. Drives those fuckers nuts too!
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