Watch the Sex and The City Movie Trailer in HD (Large, Larger, Largest)
“If you’ve been missing nights on the couch eating chocolate, waiting for the latest update in Carrie’s love life, Samantha’s most recent sexual exploits and all the lurid details over Sunday brunch, have we got dish for you. The gals from ‘Sex and the City’ are making the move to the big screen — finally.”
I can’t tell if that was written by a fan or a critic. What was that, three food references in one sentence? “Hey, lardass, wanna live vicariously through people not nearly as boring and repulsive as you? Come see the the Sex and the City movie – quick, before they get menopausal!”
Anyway, it’s nice to see marketers treating women like they’re as stupid as they treat me for liking something like Rambo or The Ultimate Fighter. Chocolate! Relationships! Shoes! I also like how "Big" was a total prick the entire show but still comes off smelling like a rose. I think it’s the giant eyebrows. Giant black eyebrows give people the impression that you care. Especially if you’re rich.
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Lance, you had us all worried sick. We were about to roll on the EW offices. It woulda been a bloodbath. Call next time player.
Guy’cha! Women like this is why Kahless invented
gay anal sexmasturbation.Men be all like zombies at the mall.
Those are some old, ugly, bitches! I’d fuck Fek before any of them.
I mean…
GRRRR SODOMY!!!
Wanted: Photoshop artist to incorporate napalm (and lots of it) to this banner pic.
*gives bryce a little wink*
The mall was invented so that I could go shoppin for my next piece of ass. Those bitches dont even know it when I test-grope them. They’re too high on new shoe aroma. It might as well be a roofie.
kat-lean twarner hash beeg fakkin teets!
Lance: Who are you writing these articles for? Seiously dude. No one, not even the 3 girls that come here, care about this movie.
*gives Fek a shy smile*
The Mighty Fek’lhr is sure Grethor’s kotal janitor has a few extra Starfleet uniforms, Ensign Bryce…
DOR SHO GHA! The ghey mind rays of this post is affecting us all! Use angry thoughts to overpower it!
GRRR…GLOBAL WARMING!
GRRR…COMMERCIALIZATION OF CHRISTMAS!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Someone should tell those four women that they are all too fat.
Lance, you got an email address for any of those bitches?
If that giant-shoulderpads, giant-belt-outside-the-jacket, "fun"-colored skirt-suit bullshit ever comes back into style, I’m gonna go all Omaha on some Amway bitches. Your big hair will not be an adequate shield, Marlene.
Yes they be. They always be.
GRRRRR…MARLENE!!!!!!!!!!!
*ratatatatatatatatatatatatatat!!!!*
I really like Carrie’s purse, I wonder where she bought it?
Guy’cha! Angry thoughts, Nom! Before it’s too late!
Angry Thoughts, Angry Thoughts? Hmm, I know! Come on gang, lets go purse snatch those bitches!!
*Punches Nom in the ball-sack*
You are welcome old friend!
That’s not a purse, Nominus, that’s a high-range remote control she uses to shock her husband whenever he’s having gay thoughts. She has it set to auto-shock him at random intervals of 24 to 76 seconds, just to be sure. He’s convinced she’s psychic.
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Qaplah!
Yes, Bryce, you are right about this girl at least. Ugh.
I’d fuck any of them but horseface.
Hey, Eib, this is for you
[www.joemadfan.com];
If we had the 5th, I’d plead the 5th. Don’t ask me any questions.
We could learn a lot about how to post from the people who have commented on that movie, from now on i’ll post like this.
OMG! LANCE THAT WAS SUCH A TEASE! I NEEEEEEEDDD MORE FILM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GET GOOSEBUMPS WHEN I READ THIS SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I CAN’T WAIT TILL THE NEXT POST!!!!!!!!!!!ORGASM1!!!1!1!1
Thanks NOm!!!
Yeah, Bea, I threw up a little bit at those comments.
but, I left one and invited them here for more info! much crying will ensue if they come here. I cant wait!
You’re welcome hunny bunny.
damn those bitches, my comment was not posted. the evil that is SJP is watching.
I for one can’t wait for this movie. Without my weekly updates, my life has been worthless. Now, I’ll finally be able to learn what Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia have been up to. Thank YOU for being MY friends, girls – the biggest gift will be from ME.
Golden Girls 2008 is going to be the bomb(*)!!
*The kind of bomb that you get after drinking prune juice and eating bran muffins all day.
holy shit hombres, i’m so stoked about this fuckn movie!!!
gRRRRR……EMILIO PUCCI!
I am going to be pissed if this movie is reated "R" for anything other than nudity on the brown-haired girl’s part.
Kirstin Davis?
Angela Davis?
Krisitn Scott Dunst?
Something like that.
Sarah Jessica Parker is more boring and repulsive than … pretty much any woman I can think of off the top of my head. On her very best day, she would be lucky to be the sixth most attractive woman on that show. I’m guessing here – I know those other three women are in the show, but there has to be at least two extras in every episode who were infinitely more appealing than Mr. Ed up there.
I will be very disappointed if I do not get to see Kristin Davis’s naked.
She went to Rutgers with me and I didn’t get to see them then.
I have wathced Sex in the City three times and two of them were the same one so I guess technically, I’ve seen two…
nakedness.
Personally I don’t think Big was so much a prick as Carrie was a clinging whiny brat. But uh… SHOES! GRR! STYLING PRODUCTS!
Yes, I agree wholeheardtly Bk. I hated her character. and my friend made me watch it and actually thought she was Carrie. She was, only about 5 of her, because she was very large.
The four are so sexy.Many men may stand still for a long time when see them .REcently,
they were said to appeared on Richcupids.com .A site for celebrities and millionaires.they are so porpuer there.
Anyway, it’s nice to see marketers treating women like they’re as stupid as they treat me for liking something like Rambo or The Ultimate Fighter.
See, and, here’s the thing. A movie like 300 was most successful with the ladies. You know why? I’ll tell you why! Oily half naked men in capes. And loud music, and beheadings. I don’t think this is some anomaly in filmmaking. I firmly believe (heh, firm) that chicks dig nakedness and explosions as much as dudes. In fact, more so, if the nakedness is an extremely fit Gerard Butler, and he’s yelling things and kicking people in the solar plexus. I honestly don’t think you even need dialogue for a movie like that, and the women will still flock in droves.
Coming soon to a theater near you: Gerard Butler and Matthew McConaughey and possibly Christian Bale* and Daniel Craig and Brad Pitt Have Really Nice Abs and Walk Around In Boxer Briefs Constantly While Eating Apples and Yelling Loudly At Exploding Heads While It’s Raining In a Discothèque, and They’re All Vampires Maybe. I bet I could charge the average woman $8.50 just to read that last sentence. Especially if the sentence had accompanying photos.
*So Hey, Don’t Rent Reign Of Fire Cuz It’s Basically The Same Thing But With Dragons. See Our Movie Instead.
I’d for sure watch that shit, B.K., and I
have just one more operation to go until I legallyam a chick.Pretty Badass, you should drop me a line after that next operation.
All right!