12.28.07 WHAT CAN’T SHE DO??
She sings! She acts! She’s Jewish! She’s English! She raps about Pilates! And now… she directs movies.
Her movie career did not amount to much, but Madonna will hope for better luck behind the camera when her directing debut makes its world premiere at the Berlin Film Festival in February. [Reuters/Hollywood Reporter]
Dude, keep in mind that’s like the mainstreamest of mainstream news outlets basically saying her movies sucked. That’s like AVN saying you have ugly tits (I guess? - sorry, the only way I can understand things is by relating them to porn). Don’t worry, Esther, my dad said I’d never amount to much too, and look at me now! I write stuff on THE INTERNET! Suck it, universe.
"Filth and Wisdom," which has been described as a low-budget music-based comedy, stars Richard E. Grant, Stephen Graham ("Gangs of New York") and Eugene Hutz, the Ukrainian frontman for gypsy punk band Gogol Bordello.
Sure, I’ve never heard of him either, but rest assured gypsy punk bands are like the new coolest thing and everyone’s going to be into them soon enough. It’s gonna be like Crunk and The Macarena times ten, bro, you just don’t know it yet.
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WHAT CAN’T SHE DO??
I’ll certainly offer her the opportunity suck my dirty balls if she wants to add that to her list of life accomplishments.
Fuck all! Somebody grad that kid quick! Voldemorts is using his hands to suck it’s life force out through its ass.
The Mighty Fek’lhr is glad Madonna has helped the young mongoloid develop a "gangsta street cred hip hop sneer".
But she was in Dick Tracy, doesn’t that mean anything to you people.
I’ll bet she can’t steal babies from third world countries by confusing illiterate parents about the legal consequences of the adoption process.
Huh? Oh, well then never mind…
That kid is an oi! skinhead if I ever saw one. One day he will bust a bootie-party on some school mate and the world will be shocked. And confused.
that lil boy is about to slap a bitch
I bet she won’t get one of those toddler leashes, not because her kid is well-behaved, but because it might look a bit off having a black child being walked by an old white woman. *cough* slavery *cough*
mandonna should have paid attention to what the "academy" is looking for. homegirl should have made a movie about an african-american/gay-cowboy/blind/retarded/SME-pain-olympian who travels around getting molested, shot the shit, and then just sat back and waited for her oscar.
slut.
that lil boy be sayin: motherfuckers you betta not be talkin no smack about my new momma or im gonna get goofy grumpy and sneezy on yo bitch ass
that lil boy be sayin: bitch get yo ass over here so i can slap the stupid off yo face
Do you think that kid might also be the kid from this pic?
http://willlangford.com/2006/02/06/bitch-stole-my-fish/
(yes, its hilarial)
that lil boy be saying: no i said suri you lick shilohs ass not the other way around, stupid white bitches
that lil boy be saying: WHAT? theres a motherfucking klingon around making phone calls from airplanes starting shit with some old hippy surfer? you crakkas be crazy
i could do this all day and it still would not be funny
globo de jenkem vacio :(
lala, i just sifted through about 20 pages of "most recent comments", but couldn’t find the nomination board…anyways, if you’re reading this: "white woman walking a black kid" is the best thing i’ve heard all day.
takes hit off jekem balloon.
p.s. in the future, "jekem" is the new "jenkem".
chodin, why you been MIA buster?
Oh, and there is no nomination thread. It was deleted by a diabolical mastermind. And there won’t be another one til next year.
does anyone know if VH’s new years festivities have begun already? i saw a troop of about 20 chinese midgets heading off to las vegas at the airport
My Russian / Gypsy co-worker actually is HUGE into Gogol Bordello and helped set up their show here a few months back. He’s constantly talking on his cell phone in "gypsy-speak" and strangely I haven’t been laid since. Coincidence? Maybe (Ladies - call me!)
How can anything "star" Richard E. Grant anymore?
Do gypsy punk rockers tar my roof in used oil and then beat the fuck out of me for my money?
I completely love Gogol Bordello, and Eugene. He was brilliant in Everything is Illuminated.
Too bad he is in any way being linked to Madonna…
Crapbasket, dont slander Voldemort like that. At least he had a talent for something
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