A few days ago, a Spanish movie blogger (uruloki.org) had the audacity to publish some “unauthorized” photos of The Dark Knight in the name of obsessive fandom.
According to IESB, Warner’s lawyers asked the guy to remove the photos, so he did. Then they had his Flickr account shut down anyway, and since every image on his site from the last five years was also hosted there, he pretty much lost everything.
The lesson to be learned here is to never say anything positive about anything or anyone. Warner Bros’ hate it when yay-hoos and hombres from Spain give them free advertising. FilmDrunk manages to prosper only by maintaining a strict “all hate all the time” policy.
I don’t know much about Spain, but a T-Shirt once told me it was like Mexico with a college education.
I have a short message for Warner Bros in Spanish, which is much easier to speak when you’re drunk: Sus madres tienen penochas muy grande y jugoso. Y sus esposas tomar horchata con las ovejas.
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HEY NOW!
hmm…. news about the GOOD comic book movie adaptation… now this is something I Can get behind…
or on top of or underneath, you know, whatever mood strikes
Its mothers have penochas very large and juicy. And their wives to take horchata with the sheep.
LaLa are you a mexican with a college education?
In Soviet Union, Dark Knight picture remove you.
I’m too pale to be spanish. I could pretend to be a Swede (not a blonde one though). But at the end of every conversation I would then have to find a way to kill myself.
I’m norweigian. Uff Da
Hey Lance-you got any pictures of that chicks other tit, minus the guy that looks like a shaved squirrel?
I met to guys from Norway a couple of months ago. They both had sailor hats on. I was at a masquerade party, but it took place at some bar and they weren’t with us, but came in costume anyway (is this something Nords do?). They got creepier and creepier as the night went on. One argued with me about what was Canada’s national sport. He started yelling. "Who says! Who says!" Weird night.
+w
I just learned a new term. Suicide attack. (A suicide attack is when an attacker perpetrates an act of violence against others, typically to achieve a military or political goal, that foreseeably results in his or her own death as well). Didn’t this used to be called kamakaze?
Wouldn’t it be great if Spencer Pr(tw)att worked in Patrick Bateman’s office, and you know, used his coffee mug by mistake or something?
The big news story here in L.A. on the local news is that "Pimp-C" has gone on to the big ghetto in the sky, a.k.a. Pimp Heaven. Pimp C, we hardly knew ye. He’s pimpin with Jesus, now.
That guy kind of looks like Donnie Osmond. Maybe it’s the giant fivehead.
Pimp C was apparently a wrapper, making his death all the more tragic, this being the holiday season. He will surely be missed at the department store he worked at.
Suicide attack is offensive to my people. We prefer suicide mission.
there’s also senicide. Abandoning the elderly to die. I thought this was an Eskimo Retirement Plan.
I’m reading wikipedia again, about Russian Roulette. I found this section:
Using a semi-automatic pistol, unlike a revolver, will automatically load and fire a round eliminating any chance. Use of a semi-automatic pistol is usually due to misunderstanding. Firing a semi-automitic pistol thinking it is empty when in fact it was loaded would not constitute a variation of the Russian roulette, but a mere shooting accident.
I’ll stop after this one: Laxative Roulette:
In the same vein of playing Russian Roulette with drinks, reports emerge of a polar explorer’s variant : after months of eating identical meals every day the team prepare their communal meal one night, but one of the (otherwise) identical bowls of food is laced with a strong laxative. One "lucky" team member gets the laced dish. Hilarious consequences ensue.
Don’t eat the brown snow.
Qaplah! Insults in a foreign language is something The Mighty Fek’lhr can get behind! Way to treat those k’pekts like the hadIbah QI’yahing Qovpathls they are.
The Mighty Fek’lhr also wonders who the kotal in the picture is? The "men" of Grethor would like to "play" with him.
First my bicycle, now pictures of Batman. Is there nothing those pointy shoe wearing Spanish bastards won’t steal?
Good morning, ladies and germs, it is that time again! Don’t touch that dial, and strap yourselves in for KLINGON TRANSLATION! What is behind door number one???
Qaplah! Insults in a foreign language is something The Mighty Fek’lhr can get behind! Way to treat those k’pekts like the hadIbah QI’yahing Qovpathls they are.
Jolly good! Insults in a foreign language is something The Mighty Fek’lhr can get behind! Way to treat those shit eating cocksmokers like the shaved goat fucking fartknockers they are.
The Mighty Fek’lhr also wonders who the kotal in the picture is? The "men" of Grethor would like to "play" with him.
The Mighty Fek’lhr also wonders who the shiny little fag in the picture is? A group of burly, bisexual lumberjacks would like to "play" with him.
Speaking of bisexual lumberjacks, where is everybody else this morning? Sleeping off another big night of wine coolers and cross-dressing, no doubt.
Duke, you are pretty much one of the funniest ones here. Any constructive criticism on the translation feature of my gimmick? I have only tried it a couple times, still trying to hammer out the rough edges.
lance, it is actually spelt panochas, you could’ve thrown in any mamar vergas in there too
Dude, next time you want to throw a better insult, you let me know.
I have a big problem with having to look at the picture of that icky dude that looks like a grown up Cabbage Patch Kid. If I wanted to see him and his pathetic need for celebrity I would go to one of those websites run by fangirls or fags. ugh. remember years ago when people had to either do something or someone to be famous??? I feel dirty now.
I remember i stole an image of the thingy in Pan’s Labyrinth that has eyes on its hands and Guillermo Del Toro sent a grupero band to make a video featuring me and the band. I still don’t get what that was about, but those dudes could sure drink and they made the best tacos ever.
The warner brothers aren’t assholes just because one of them got involved in the Los Angeles BDSM scene and got his nuts beaten by a dominatrix, then had a sex operation and changed his/her/it’s name. Oh wait, sorry that’s the Wachowski brothers.
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