12.20.07 TOM CRUISE GETS PARKINSON’S
Last week, the "Black List" came out - the list of Hollywood’s 100 hottest unproduced screenplays. Number 13 on the list was Edwin A. Salt, a spy thriller with Tom Cruise attached that Michael Mann was originally set to direct.
Now that Mann has jumped ship to do Public Enemies with Johnny Depp, the studio is reportedly considering The Kingdom-director Peter Berg, who recently finished Hancock with Will Smith.
I enjoyed The Kingdom, but it would’ve been a lot better if Michael J. Fox hadn’t done the camera work. Seriously, when is Hollywood gonna drop this shakey-cam-makes-it-realer crap?
Wow dude, if this gets any more "authentic", grandma’s gonna be scrubbing regurgitated Milk Duds out of these sweatpants (and these are my strip-club sweatpants!).
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TOM CRUISE GETS PARKINSON’S
Shit I just mention micheal J fox in my last post on the other thread. that’s some freaky shit.
True Story: My best friend rolls really small joints and we call them Micro-Jay Foxs (because they are small joints and fuck up your brain).
For a second there I was happy as I thought that Tom was going to die. Way to dissapoint, Lance…
this post looks odd. Shits all out of line.
And I thought I was gonna be able to make a Tom Cruise Bobblehead doll to keep MJ Fox company. Damn you lack of Parkinsons in Tom Cruise!! Damn You!!
The good news is my boss (who gave me shit about the amount of hours I put in) turned up at 11 and is now leaving the office and won’t be in tomorrow. So I won’t have to look at his fucking stupid face again this year. Woo-Hoo!
On Topic: Fuck shakey-cam!
Off Topic: Fuck Mike!
When I was eight my favourite movie was Top Gun and I had a crush on Tom Cruise. I’m pretty sure it was because we were the same height and both had a tendency to mistake fiction for reality *cough* Xenu *cough*.
I’m glad I grew out of both. "Look a unicorn! Run, unicorn, run! Beware of the horn-hunters!"
bryce: i feel the same way, here. won’t see anyone of a supervisory nature until 2008 in my office so i’m having my ‘christmas trees’ delivered!
on topic: just about got sea-sick from the shakey-cam during the first 10 minutes of I am Legend. that shits is getting old.
Already a new post, low thetan level having meat piles
I honestly had to leave the theatre during the Bourne Ultimatum because I got motion sickness from teh camera work. And I had to poo. And I was on a date. And the six beers beforehand probably didn’t help. Best date ever!
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