THRILLS ARRIVE IN BODY SWAP MOVIE
12.11.07Check out the new trailer for Possession, a remake of the South Korean horror film Addicted, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar (why does she need three names? did she kill a president I’m not aware of?).
A woman’s life is thrown into chaos after a freak car accident sends her husband and brother-in-law into comas. Thrills arrive after the brother-in-law wakes up, thinking he’s his brother.
I don’t have any brothers, but I’d like to think that if I did, I’d bang their girlfriends. I’m just old fashioned like that. Anyway, if you’re keeping score at home, that makes this a remake and a body swap movie. Body swap movies are so original that they have their own Wikipedia page.
A body swap is a storytelling device seen in a variety of fiction, most often in TV shows and movies, in which two people (or beings) exchange minds and end up in each others’ bodies. Alternatively, their minds may stay where they are as their bodies adjust.
It goes on to say:
In 1973 a group of scientists from Case Western Reserve University School of Medicine in Cleveland Ohio, led by Dr. Robert White, a neurosurgeon inspired by the work of Vladimir Demikhov, transplanted the head of one monkey onto another monkey’s body. The animal was still able to smell, taste, hear, and see. The animal survived for eight days after the operation, even at times attempting to bite some of the staff. In 2001 the operation was successfully repeated again on a monkey by the aforementioned Dr. White.
And that monkey was none other than Sarah Michelle Gellar.

I woke up this morning thinking that King Kong was a metaphor for out of control science. That the government had to regulate (aka the tanks shooting at him) and that business took advantage of (people who brought him to NY) and that love could save (that chick). And now I read about monkey head switches… see monkeys and out of control science are entwined, it’s not just me… thank-god.
If I ever get body swapped I hope it is A) temporary and B) with a [hot] chick so I don’t have to ask permission to flick the bean. That would be original.
Also, was it the same type of monkey, or did they put a golden lion tamarin headon a macaque’s body?
It must be the same type of monkey, because otherwise it would just be stupid.
You’re well on your way to getting that grant, Lance.
Lance, did you forgot this tid-bit:
In 2002, other head transplants were also conducted in Japan involving rats. Unlike the head transplants performed by Dr. White, however, these head transplants involved grafting one rat’s head onto the body of another rat that kept its head. Thus the rat ended up with two heads.
forgot is the zero callorie forget
I think Gellar is a fucking nut. It’s not that I have any inside info, I can just pick these nutty broads out of a crowd. High maintenance bitches, I call them.
It’s nutdar — gaydar, except for nuts.
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catch me, I heard she likes to go to clothing stores with several women’s fitting rooms grouped together and try on clothes for hours with the door a bit ajar, so she can put on a show for the other girls and pretend like it’s accidental.
This movie looks like complete and total crap. Just like every other movie SMG has been in. I watched the entire trailer (w/o audio as I’m @ work) and she did not look as if she were going to get naked even once. What the fuck is the deal with this whore? Does she not know that her reason for being on the planet is to humiliate herself for my amusement? Who was in charge of getting the "always be naked" memo to her? Somebody dropped the spirit stick on this one.
Did SMG sign a contract that she is only allowed to appear in shitty US remakes of Korean movies?
Weird…
It’s nutdar — gaydar, except for nuts.
Can I mount you to the top of a Hum-Vee and drive around Greenwhich Village? I think that would be fun.
No, you can not mount me.
The story with her three names is that when she went to register with the SAG, there was already a girl using "Sarah Gellar". They’re not allowed to re-use names, so she had to use her middle name as well. I don’t think she doesn’t use all three in day-to-day life.
That makes me sad. The monkey thing.
What ever happened to the good old days where we just tested the effects of radiation on pilots using monkeys?
i’m sorry can you say that again, and with an avatar this time? i couldn’t hear a word of it.
I think SMG is Addicted to shitty Jap-orean movie remakes…
VOR: Does this mean that eventually there will be no ‘normal’ names left? Is this why celebrities are giving their spawn increasingly retarded names like Apple in order to get the jump on us?! Bastards.
The story with her three names is that when she went to register with the SAG, there was already a girl using "Sarah Gellar". They’re not allowed to re-use names, so she had to use her middle name as well. I don’t think she doesn’t use all three in day-to-day life.
Finally – someone with a sense of humor I can understand here! Welcome.
Who doesn’t have an avatar?
In 1973 a group of scientists from Case Western Reserve University School of Medicine in Cleveland Ohio, led by Dr. Robert White, a neurosurgeon inspired by the work of Vladimir Demikhov, transplanted the head of one monkey onto another monkey’s body.
The animal survived for eight days after the operation
Or did it? How old is Patrick Ewing?
aaarrrrrggggggg!!! So endeth today’s racially biased post by yours truly. I will now go beat myself mercilessly about the head, shoulders, and nuts as pennance.
JHC: Self-flagellation? Kinky.
NB: No, you won’t be in danger of breaking your neck doing it.
Bryce is such a cunning linguist.
Under 25 comments, and the topic of masturbation has reared its head. LOL. Head.
Wasn’t this movie originally called Freaky Friday?
The Mighty Fek’lhr is having a shitty day.
Ice storm > car back window
Empty Jenkem Balloon :(
$500 deductible > Christmas presents
VOR was missing an av when the comment b4 yours was put up Luchey. Now thankfully he has remedied that and I can hear him (in my head). And you know what he sounds like?
COBRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Once, Dilton Doyle tried to swap a chicken and a rabbit using Science(tm). But that Reggie Mantle wanted first prize in the science fair, so he switched some the wires when no one was looking. When things started malfunctioning, good ol’ Archie was there to help Dilton rescue the machine, and then BAMZO!!! Archie gives up girls, and is suddenly articulate and well-read, while Dilton is making out with Veronica Lodge by the lockers! Needless to say, hijinks ensued. True story.
(This story may or may not be brought to you by my finding my old comic book collection from when I was a kid…)
Remember Mars Attacks where Sarah Jessica Parker gets her head grafted on to the body of a Chihuahua – they should do that for real. I’d like to graft something on to the body of Sarah Michelle Gellar but i haven’t decided what, yet. Maybe a cuckoo clock.
COBRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
In the voice of the guy from Faith No More.
I was totally going to say about SMG having a monoply over th bad Jap film remake genre but Bryce beat me to it.
But I totally was going to make a COTW winning post about it and now it’s just ruined…..I don’t know why I bother any more. Oh I know some people will say it’s my fault for turning up late but it’s not, it’s Bryce’s for stealling my material. bitch.
Oh I know some people will say it’s my fault for turning up late but it’s not, it’s Bryce’s for stealling my material. bitch.
I’m not following you. You’re walking where I’m going ten feet before I get there. You’re pre-following me!