‘THERE WILL BE BLOOD’ SCRIPT
12.27.07
Paramount Vantage has posted the script for There Will Be Blood online, so you can go there and read it, if you’re so inclined. Though I’m not sure why you’d read the script when you can just watch the actual movie when it comes out. (Whereas you can read scripts for movies that may never get made right here on FilmDrunk).
It’s like some backasswards version of Cliff’s Notes for smart people. You think you’re freakin better’n me, Poindexter? With your reading and your wordlovery?! Well now I’m wearing a beret and smoking a pipe. Yeah. Who’s the smart one now, assface?
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Just a few word twists here and there and i’ll have the feel good comedy script of the year. i’ll be living off the royalties for the rest of my life banging pre-teen Thailanders who i don’t even know if they’re a boy or girl, nor do i care because of the opium haze that constantly swims through my head. i can’t wait!
Smoking causes cancer, stupid.
It takes a special kind of asshole to want to read a movie script when there aren’t millions of dollars in it. I’m not that kind of asshole.
Can’t wait to watch this. Nothing else to say on the matter.
Yeah, well, I’m currently Fucking the Horse you rode in on, Lance. And you are next. Then we’ll see who’s smarter.
PS- Your Retarded
Guy’cha! That one guy dies!
Ooops! Sorry! "Spoilers in this post!"
The Mighty Fek’lhr just called me. He said ‘there will be blood’ if he doesn’t see the COTW posted soon.
Don’t shoot the messenger…
I read a script once before seeing the movie. Gotta say, Pulp Fiction makes no sense on the page, especially when it suddenly skips in time and no one explains it and there are no visual clues.
Yeah, well you think that’s bad Lala? Try reading Memento. WTF? I need a lot more drungs to understand this. That’s right, drungs. It’s already well established in the CKT lexicon. Look it up smarty.
Is there any chance that you guys both just clumsily lost your place a few times while reading these things, erswi, lala? Hmmmm? Hmmmmmmmmm?
Throwing words like "lexicon" around makes you the smarty. Dumbass. (See what I did there, called you dumb for calling me smart when you’re actually the smart one. There’s got to be a word for that.)
No Nom. No chance. Leafs winning the stanley cup this season lack of chance.
I still haven’t gotten around to typing out the many strange excerpts of Stuart Little that I am determined to one day do. I really don’t see how she became an "author". Also, I want some of what she is prescribed.
Reading is for the gays and the gays.
Oh. Like "slim chance", lala? Like "The chances of that are about as slim as we all assume fek’s generic penis is"?
There’s no chance. None. Paris Hilton becoming a nun type of chance.
I would say the chances of that are……slim to nun! Hey, I’ll be here all night folks! Whether you like it or not!
Qu-est ce que c’est l’hockey? I do not speak your strange northern tongue.
Damn, that’s probably all wrong. I do not remember shit from high school french. Fuck it.
I don’t speak my strange northern tongue either. French might as well be Parsi.
_-___ __ ___ _’___ _’hockey?
That’s what I got.
Yeah, but the funny thing is I’m French Canadian as well. If you trace the lineage back that is. Course being American I’m also Scottish, Indian, and Welsh but there you have it. You’re from south Louisiana you’re assumed to speak French. Goddamned cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
I’ve has 11 years of French class. 11 years. That’s like a murder sentence and I can remember the name of certain food and certain animals, but I don’t know how any of the grammar works, but ham=jambon.
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The Mighty Fek’lhr is sad to announce that the kotal Nominus is now dead after He dick-strangled the tah’Qeq.
WITH BLOOD!
-s +d
Dor sho gha! Did you guys know that "Nu Skin" stuff is like 10% alcohol????
*gulpgulpgulp*
Guys, I saw this video last night. Seriously, everyone watch this! The guy may sound nerdier than Bill Gates, but THIS IS AWESOME what he did!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw
BONG!!!!!!
As my wife would say: "So, what’s this movie about?"
Hey fellas, just wanted to warn you all. Got dragged to Natural Traisor Deuce by the wife last night. BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG PIECE OF SHIT. Do not waste your time or money. And I semi-didn’thate the first one. So there.
SPOILER ALERT: The secret in the book is that Fek is a homo. I know, right? What kind of secret is that supposed to be? Who’s with me?
Hey! That fucking tranny is D-E-A-D DEAD!
That fucking tranny is D-E-A-D DEAD!
Weird. I really would have thought Fek would be an expert at driving Stick.
No, Fek is an expert at driving Schtick. New post.
lance: that’s ‘bass-ackwards’ by the bye. and you remind me of another favorite simpsons quote:
grampa: you don’t scare us with your subtle cologne and…dignity.
Maybe where you’re from, homes.
urgh… he spelled "lose" incorrectly.