12.14.07 SUPER GOOD QUALITY DARK KNIGHT TRAILER

You mean that guy’s not a real judge?  Fuck.  I guess all this "community servicing" that I’ve been doing has been worthless . . .

shortlived video. bummer.

Fuck Katie Homes.

And fuck this video. I hold you personally responsible for this outrage, Lance!

I don’t know what this means, but it’s what resulted when I googled Bats + horns

The reproductive tracts of 112 female Noctillio albiventris were collected around the time of a synchronized peak in conceptions in a wild population and examined histologically. The bats were generally found to be monovular. Ovulation could occur from either ovary with embryonic development taking place in the ipsilateral oviduct and uterine horn.

Girls have horns in their uteri? Whaaa?

I’ve seen this trailer before.  It was this summer during a thunderstorm when my power went out while I was playing X-box. 

horns? i thought it was just teeth…

Girls have horns in their uteri? Whaaa?

What do they come with accessories now, like i-pods? I’m tired of all this crash commercialism during the holiday season.

Thanks for being kind of enough to post this Lance.

They’re supposed to be like a bat’s ears, but big cone-shaped ears traditionally don’t strike fear into the hearts of men, so they decided to go with the terrifying horns of justice you see before you.

Dor sho gha! Does anyone remember when the Batman movie came out in ‘88 and people thought the poster was supposed to be a picture of a mouth? WTF is wrong with people?

I think the bat species hornius Batius. English tranlation = Horned bat.

I’d punch a bat.  

When I was little bats used to bug my dog with their sonar so my parents wouldn’t let me build a batbox. Now I’m a penniless creative writing student instead of a penniless naturalist. Causal connection, definitely. Way to ruin my life ‘rents!

This is the poster He referred to:

http://tinyurl.com/yvonka

That internation batman poster looks like they’ve just dumped batman in Fight club.

I’m half expecting the next one to show him shooting himself in the face. The Joker being his Tyler Durden.

Affleck-you are on to something there…

You know how originall Hollywood is.

pooey. I didn’t get to see crappy video.

video is gone…

:-( 

I have a fireplace, so I’ve punched more bats out of the air than I can count.  It’s not as fun as it sounds.  They aren’t crunchy enough.  It’s like punching gossamer that’s making pulsing dog whistle noises.  All in all, I prefer punching otters.

Robo.

Read my name.

if you turn the red dog logo upside down it looks like batman eating out a chick.  fucking red dog blows though.

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh blue balls.

I dated an otter once. All those oysters and those skilled hands I thought we’d have a good time…. We broke up because he was always just lounging around on his back playing with his tummy. He couldn’t satisfy my needs after all… lazy bastard.

 cute though… fun at parties

punching kitten=guy fucking chick

punching otter=woman masterbating?

If so, I like to watch otters getting punched. 

New post if anyone is still alive.  If feel like John Neville up in this bitch right now.

I’m actually Robert’s brother from another mother.  Still alone though, so why would I care if nobody sees that I fucked up. 

::turns head quickly and tilts head at 45 degree angle::

What was that?  Is someone there? 

we’re all in the other post dude… come on over

Alternative – get it why it’s hot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lTdjvjqyBw 

Lance: WWTDD has this up now. Brendon’s making you look like a fool, a fool I say!!!!!!

it looks kind of interesting, for a grainy strangely shot pirate. 

You know who woulda made a great Joker? You guessed it- Michael Keaton.

You know who else woulda made a great Joker? You guessed it again- Steve Buscemi.

Wow, you’re really on top of your game today, aren’t you? 

Lance: WWTDD has this up now. Brendon’s making you look like a fool, a fool I say!!!!!!

In the future, if you guys email me this kind of shit, I’ll be able to make the corrections faster.  IN SECONDS, I TELL YOU!!

I AM SOFA KING EX SITED.

Ledger doesn’t look half bad as the Joker, Maggie looks watch-able (I guess), and Christian Bale? Goddamn!

CB > MK

Yeah, I said it. 

I agree.  I would have man sex with Christian Bale.  Theoretically.

I would too!!

I don’t know the opposite of theoretically, so I’m gonna go with "for realsies".

Yes, I’m still a teenager.