SEMI-PRO R-RATED TRAILER
12.26.07This is the new R-rated trailer for Semi-Pro. It’s rated R because they say "dick", "weiner" (twice), and "cock" (three times). Of course, they don’t actually show any – sorry ladies. If anonymous emails have taught me anything, it’s that ladies love pictures of man genitals.
Anyway, Semi-Pro hits theatres February 29th – that’s Leap Day! Isn’t that funny, a basketball movie coming out on Leap Day?
Yup, that’s all I got. This one just sucked the funny right out of me.
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COTW!
I have lost the Will to live.
they are coming Fek, the link to the nominations is down
of course, i wasnt nominated.
empty funny bone:(
of course, i wasnt nominated.
Well, did you say anything funny?
i am not sure. i guess not this last week. thats why the emptyness
joke Palestine bum mon.
So, I’ve been ‘snoozing’ an outlook reminder here at work for over a week now. It’s turned from procrastination into a science experiement at this point. I want to see how long I can put it off before the client calls again.
stone: if you’re really drawing or drafting or whatever, this week and next are a wash to get anyone to call you back let alone actually getting any work done. i’m thinking about not even looking @ one work-related thing this week…aside from my computer…
Well, look at it this way, Eib: If you click on my name and look at my last 20 comments, there are dead hookers, ear fucking Dick Cheney’s severed head, hairy-scary Chuck Norris pics, and fifi and drugs jokes.
Yours is mostly "beejs" and "Full Condom :)’s". All I am saying is that you need to diversify a little to be a contender. You can’t beat Chuck Liddell if you go jab-jab-hook each time. Or just stand there and let him wail on you.
oh, well, thats ok. I am just not that funny, so its fine. sometimes im on, sometimes not. i just enjoy hanging out here. i leave that stuff to you and everyone else
HEY YOU FUCKING WERE THE FUCKING ONE FUCKING BITCHING ABOUT FUCKING NOT BEING FUCKING FARTKNOCKING NOMINATED!
wadjoo shay, kinny?
well, i wasnt really bitching. and fuck you shamrock
Fek is preaching diversity!? ? ? WTF? This from the master of the empty jenkem balloon and the I AM THE MIGHTY ONE ON A SHIP OF DISHONOURED BUMPY-HEADED PILLOW BITERS! GRRR . . . JANEWAY!! schtick?
BTW, is it just me or does everyone love that schtick?
I don’t think Kenny can "hear us".
apparently Erswi, I need some schooling
I don’t think erswi can "hear us".
Nurse Chapel > Troi > Janeway
true dat Fek. I fucking hate Janeway
Id skull fuck her with the severed dicks of a thousand Ferengi!
The Mighty Fek’lhr really likes Crusher the best. Sweet little tight ass. Always slinking around sick bay so seductively.
Oh, take Him, WESLEY!
That’s the spirit!!!
It sucked the funny right out of you? After all those Blowjob jokes? Well ain’t that a weird coincidence.
I don’t think that Eib needs to diversify anything. Sure, she talks about beej’s, but those aren’t the comments that she gets nominated for. I think it’s most likely sheer dumb luck that she hasn’t gotten one. Whatever you do, do not take advice from fek. Want to know something? Remember just before Lance started making nomination threads? Remember that just before that he had said to email nominations to him? FunFact: The very first nomination I ever made was for Eib. And Lance replied to me email too, saying that he, too, thought that was funny.
And I refuse to even glance at anything starring Will Ferrell. He should be nothing more than a supporting actor/comedy relief. Much like Rob Schneider. I can’t stand either one. I bet Ferrell had something to do with Bush vetoing the childrens healthcare legislation.
Thanks Nom.
Nom’s a lot funnier when he keeps his fucking mouth shut.
ok, sometimes Will was funny. then he got to into his own hype. now, he seems like an insufferable asshole.
Fek’lhr would be much funnier if he had as many CotW wins as myself or Stone Soup. Okay, gotta run home for lunch.
And as we all know, Nom and SS are the REALLY cool
gaysguys. He constantly is seeking THEIR approval. The Mighty Fek’lhr will know ol’ Grethor has docked in a space station full of KY and rubber pussies when NOM AND SS have LESS CotW than HIM.Sarcasm is a dish best served luke-warm with french fried onions.
Rated "R" for retarded…
mmm…onions
so sarcasm is the green bean casserole of funny? wow
I laughed, i cried, then i shit myself.
Instead of not seeing Semi-Pro, I think I’ll just not rent another Will Feral movie and not watch it in the privacy of my own home.
BONG!!!!
i actually enjoyed blades of glory but this looks like a stupid piece of shit, i’d rather watch alvin and the shitmunks than this
I missed all the in fighting. That’s what I live for, in fighting. Where’s Allan? I need to hear me some interior monologue typed screaming. It’s like chocolate, but with less calories and more orange midget slave-labour.