This is the intro for Repo! The Genetic Opera! Lest you think it looks cool, remember that the director also directed Saw 2-4*. It’s also a Horror movie. Musical. Starring Paris Hilton. With not one but two, count them, two! Exclamation points in the title. Exclamation points are hot these days – I wonder if you can use them in baby names. I’d love it if my first three children were named Lisa! Larry! and Bob!. And a few years later, the accident, Steve?
In any case, I’m pretty sure I’d rather get a colonoscopy with a red-hot poker dipped in habanero salsa than see this. Granted, I’ve never seen a Paris Hilton movie, but I tend to assume someone who answers the phone while giving a blow job isn’t the best actress.
*They’re making a fifth one, btw. People who’ve seen multiple Saw movies are now on my list.
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Yay! My wife can’t act!!
If some chick took a phone call while blowing me I’d be forced to dick slap her…
Lance: How could you not mention Jacktion!
that hurt my head. and why does it make me think of Phanton of the Paradise?
Since! I’m! a! follower! and! Lance! says! exclamation! points! are! "the! new! black!" I’ll! play! along!.
JH, Im glad to C ya!!
You know who would like this? The Gays!
And Jack!
But Jack! isn’t gay!
His Wii is though.
!
should it be his W!!?
No grainy night vision, no care.
Eib, you are a gen!ous
how could she talk in the middle of a beej? and, thats just bad form
its E!b now
God, Stephan!e !s so hot!
Aw, !t’s n!ce to know that you guys real!ze that ! was the one who made exclamat!on po!nts popular.
how could she talk in the middle of a beej? and, thats just bad form
As long as she’s just getting across the message that she’ll call back, it’s all good. And funny when it’s your mother-in-law on the phone.
I can picture the meeting for this movie:
Exec 1- "So comic book style opening + horror."
Exec 2- And the kids, they like Paris Hilton right, and she’s a singer…"
Exec 3- "and musicals are doing well. I hear Johnny Depp’s doing a horror musical."
Exec 2- "Let’s greenlight it."
Exec 1- "Shaa-Zam! This green chai low fat latte is to die for! What were we talking about?"
My ex wife would MAKE phone calls during blow jobs. To her boyfriend. Because she was a whore.
!f a ch!ck can talk dur!ng a beej, she should be a ventr!loqu!st. The Hoff would love that sh!t on Amer!ca’s Got Talent.
Ok, that would be funny Nom
wow, maybe ! should aud!t!on for that show
w!nk!ng sm!ley face
Heres and Idea
DNA! The Genetic Material!
pure boxoffice gold
My ex wife would MAKE phone calls during blow jobs. To her boyfriend. Because she was a whore.
My ex wife would MAKE phone calls during blow jobs! To her boyfriend! Because she was a whore!
(fixed for relevancy)
sorry, relevancy!
Jacktion! The Genetic Freak! cumming soon in a theatre near you.
With so many !-marks, everyone ends up sounding like a Dane (!) Cook (!) "Comedy" Special!
that was so mean LaLa, seriously, are you trying to kill us?
SOMEONE SH!T ON TH!S MOV!E!!!!
Kill you!? No!
*Flails arms around*
thats how they made it, Luch,they smeared shit on celluloid and voila! Paris Hilton in a movie
My grandmother once dated Andy Gr!ff!ith. He tr!ed to get "fresh" w!th her.
thats how they made it, Luch,they smeared shit on celluloid and voila! Paris Hilton in a movie
Jeesh, it’s not even filmed digitally? What a piece of…………. waste of time!
they transferred it and digitally enhanced it, though. still shit
True story: My brother is getting blown by this girl, and her mom calls on her cell. She stops sucking, jacks him off in one hand while talking to her mom on the phone with the other. Her mother asked what they were doing, and she says they are watching a made for tv movie that was a spinoff of "Tremors".
She had also had this garlic cesar steak thing for supper, so leter when she is on top facing him, she had garlic cesar cock breath, and my brother could barely breathe. He dumped her.
Once in my Postmodernism class, we were reading White Noise. There’s this part about the most photographed barn in the world. It’s a regular barn and it’s the most photographed because people said it was, so more and more people took pictures. Halfway through the class my T.A. goes "Paris Hilton is that barn." and we laughed and laughed. True story.
My grandmother once dated Andy Gr!ff!ith. He tr!ed to get "fresh" w!th her.
Didn’t you use that once before Luch, sans exclamation points?
Wow! You totally spelled caesar wrong!
The Mighty Fek’lhr guesses the only thing that could have made that story better would be if His brother skeezed on her while she was talking to her mom.
HEY, I DON’T FUCKING WRITE THE MENUS AT LONE STAR STEAKHOUSE, LUCH!
urge to kill…..rising
Once in my Postmodernism class, we were reading White Noise. There’s this part about the most photographed barn in the world. It’s a regular barn and it’s the most photographed because people said it was, so more and more people took pictures. Halfway through the class my T.A. goes "Paris Hilton is that barn." and we laughed and laughed. True story.
My old house had a barn. There was a hell of an echo in there. You could tell a lot of people had been in there before. Plenty of room for all sorts of tools and whatnot.
(c’mon, you get it)
Very good Luch. Was it infested as well, with all sorts of vermin?
Jack! I plag!ar!zed myself!
Yes, rodents of all kinds. The grassy area outside was nicely maintained though. Very neatly trimmed. Smelled like flowers.
I bet having sex with a barn owl would be a real "hoot".
Do you guys think Paris Hilton is like a star that will one day collapse on itself? I mean she has all this energy right now, but eventually her whole being and all that surrounds it will supernova and then become a black hole? I can just picture her imploding and all of earth being sucked in. Is that weird?
The Mighty Fek’lhr feels we should add "cesar cockbreath" to "DB’s dead nazi mother". All in favor?
Well depending on how a barn is constructed, the weight of the snow may cause it to collapse.
Damn you jack, I just spit chili all over my keyboard thanks to you. And I came home for lunch, so this is one I bought with my own money. Bastard!
DB’s dead nazi cesar cockbreath mother
*thump thump* Is this thing on?
I’m sorry Nom. I’ll get you a new keyboard, but you have to come out to NJ for it.
Unless I eat it first.
LOL? One love my Klingon brother.
Dor sho gha! Where are Dub and Chod when you need them???
girl you know it’s…girl you know it’s… girl you know it’s… girl you know it’s… girl you know it’s… girl you know it’s… girl you know it’s… girl you know it’s… girl you know it’s… girl you know it’s… girl you know it’s… girl you know it’s… girl you know it’s… girl you know it’s…
Where are Dub and Chod when you need them???
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say making out.
Dor sho gha! Where are Dub and Chod when you need them???
Doin’ *cough* box squats is where my money is.
Hey! How’s everyone do!ng! ! heard that ! is the new b!ack! Th!s !s harder than !t !ooks! A!most typed a
!1 there! ! don’t get !t!maybe they are working up that band gig i suggested last week…Dog & Donkey(?) remember?
anyone? ah fuck it. they’re off making out. you’re right Jack.
dude, quit trying to mimic bryce. I’m insane enough as it is. Ummm..dor sho gha
Fuck that, erswi!
Sitting in front of a computer and eating handfuls of Cap’n Crunch right out of the box is the new black.
Preferably, Peanut Butter Crunch.
if that’s the new black, what’s the new brown? cuz i feel like the new brown right now, but i don’t know what i’m doing.
The Mighty Fek’lhr approves of Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch. However, Cookie Crisp is for tahQeqs!
backk from the gym (pronounced “guy-um”) ya’ll….did you summon my ass?
DB’s dead nazi cesar cockbreath mother
Yay or nay?
I couldn’t figure out for the life of me why Skinner was in there so long.
Strike that.
ROFLKOTAL!
fek, i’m up for anything that further demeans that dead nazi whore.
god I fucking hate shit like this…. I almost htought it was going to be a V for Vendetta thing where they created the virus to have a cure to make money…
bastards.
and I hate most cartoony shit that takes itself too seriously. I hope cartman farts on your heads.
"the not so distant future" looks like shite.
Well, chod, as two of the blunt smokiest mfers here, I feel it safe to complain that dead nazi whore has cesar cockbreath!
I feel it safe to complain that dead nazi
I have no fucking idea what that word is supposed to be. Just say no, kids!