This is the intro for Repo! The Genetic Opera! Lest you think it looks cool, remember that the director also directed Saw 2-4*. It’s also a Horror movie. Musical. Starring Paris Hilton. With not one but two, count them, two! Exclamation points in the title. Exclamation points are hot these days – I wonder if you can use them in baby names. I’d love it if my first three children were named Lisa! Larry! and Bob!. And a few years later, the accident, Steve?
In any case, I’m pretty sure I’d rather get a colonoscopy with a red-hot poker dipped in habanero salsa than see this. Granted, I’ve never seen a Paris Hilton movie, but I tend to assume someone who answers the phone while giving a blow job isn’t the best actress.
*They’re making a fifth one, btw. People who’ve seen multiple Saw movies are now on my list.
I want more like this!
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