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Nic Cage recently took some time away from his kids, Voltron and Fleagle or whatever the hell their names are to do an interview in which he discussed Ghost Rider 2 and National Treasure 3.  If you’ve just slit your wrists, grab a tourniquet because these are nothing more than rumors at the moment (unless you’re really ugly, in which case, sweet dreams).

Today he told ComingSoon.net that he would be interested in doing another Ghost Rider movie. "All they have to do is call, and I would love to see that happen. That would be fun," Cage said.

Fun for whom? The only benefit I can see is that we’d be watching a 3rd-grade CGI flaming skull instead of Cage’s freakishly smooth forehead. Anyone else thinking his creepy hairline bears a striking resemblance to the unmasked versions of RoboCop and Darth Vader these days?  QUICK, PUT THE MASK BACK ON, CAGE!

"With ‘National Treasure,’ I believe that it should become more and more ‘International Treasure,’ Cage told us. "I was very happy to see that we went to London, England and Paris, France, but I’d like to see the movie go wider still. I’d like to go into Africa, Egypt, Asia, and keep going. My hope is that Ben is recruited and he gets a dossier from these other countries about their history, and has to download it and learn it, and then try to go on these hunts on their behalf. That would be a lot of fun for me." 

Oh go f-ck yourself.