You know when you’re sucking your thumb after sex and you accidentally admit to something really embarrassing, like the time you crapped your pants at ballet camp? This is kind of like that.
Yes, this is unsubstantiated rumor, and yes it is pretty out there, but this is being reported for two reasons: first, because I want people to be constantly talking about the WOLVERINE movie, since I think it will be great. And second, because for a couple of months when I was a kid, I was absolutely obsessed with Natalie Imbruglia. This was around the time that ‘Torn’ was playing every other minute on every single radio station, every day of the week. The word is that Ms. Imbruglia has auditioned and subsequently won a role in the upcoming WOLVERINE origin film. [JoBlo]
Holy boner-filled sweatpants, Batman! In other news, Nikki Reynolds totally had her bra strap hanging out at Starbuck’s the other day, I thought I was gonna hork!
ACTUAL NEWS UPDATE: A faithful FilmDrunkard and reputed inside source [hehe] claims Kevin Durand from 3:10 to Yuma will be playing The Blob. Set faces to stunned.
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lance, why the fuck would you listen to fek and his lies about kevin durand?
*NEW POST* lingyangs…
i’d still bang this chick until her vag was Torn. it wouldn’t take long. my aim is bad and i’d probably tear it upon entry.
It is hiding, but it is not so clever
Erswi, how big is it?
call me
What heterosexual male didn’t have the hots for Natalie Imbruglia back when Torn was all over the TV and radio?
Calm down Eib. It’s not that it’s terribly big. Remember what I said originally. My aim is really bad. I might end up humping your knee.
jeez, no love for the Eib
Mine is so big that I dropped my pants at the mall, and was arrested for Vulgar Display of Power.
I just don’t wanna get your hopes up only to suffer a HUGE disappointment. And the disappointment is the only thing that’s HUGE.
Is the opposite of disappointment appointment?
Jack! Come here and answer that^ question for me.
nom, why the fuck is the packet info not copied when i click on it on packetnews? i’m trying to restore my download and cannot get the info
I’m a little late.
This is how I feel.
I have no idea why it’s not erswi.What server are you trying to get from? Which pack? Meet me in CKT chat.
I’m something and I’m shamed, bound and broken on the floor.
unfortunately, thats what she said Jack
You mean she, as in a chick that I slept with?
Because no chick would ever say that I’m late. I’m done way too early.
in a different context entirely sir.
I’m not entirely sure I follow you.
She would be the one saying she was late
Jacktion!: "I’m cold and I am shamed…" I think that’s how it goes.
"Illusion never changed into something real…something something and now I see the perfect sky is torn"? Oh, Natalie, it’s been too long.
I sure do love that song. Too bad all of my head trauma has erased most of the lyrics from my memory. I like potatoes.
i loved me some natalie too, she was great in johnny english liked seeing her again
Oh, I remember now Jacktion!: "Illusion never changed into something real. I’m wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn!" BOOSH!
I like spaghetti.
i never liked that song.
Watanabex: "i loved me some natalie too, she was great in johnny english liked seeing her again"
As someone mentioned before, it’s so true–I remember ever hetero guy, including my Dad, being retarded over her. I have a goth friend of mine who only gets excited over watching one pop video, and that video is Ms. Imbruglia’s "Torn".
All I know is that when I first laid eyes on that video, I swore that I would never love another.
Jack, wasnt your right hand jealous?
Is the opposite of disappointment appointment?
No, it’s datappointment.
When I watched that video I loved myself. Then I did it again.
What about Lisa Loeb and those glasses. There was something about those glasses. Made my midrift tingle.
That abum cover was something else, too. With the all the lights reflecting in her eyes..
*Swoon*
I usually love chicks with glasses, but Lisa Loeb never really did it for me.
Lisa Loeb has weird eyebrows.
I miss that Torn video. Mainly I miss creating new "friends" all over the TV screen.
Imagine Britney played the Blob, they could just show home footage of her at home really.
*sigh* My inner-16 year old is so confused
I never saw the Torn video. I always assumed MTV stopped playing music videos sometime in the late ’80s. I never watched it again.
Can’t they find any Canadians to be in a movie about Wolverine. Seriously. What’s with all the Aussies? They get Pyro. We get Wolverine. Darn criminals want to steal everything.
Awkward silence. Hmmm…
i think natalie is cute, but i don’t remember the ‘torn’ song. should i be thankful?
It’s not painful. I’m glad they don’t play it as much, it was overkill for a while.
yes, bne, yes
Dor sho gha? Wolverine? More like "Qovlpathine"!
BONG!!!!!
thanks, eib…i got distracted from queueing it up, and now i won’t on your call.
Great, i couldn’t remember this "Torn" song so i looked it up on youtube, played it, and my boss happened to be walking by and now my new nickname is gayboy. Thanks guys!
oh, gayboy, you should listen to zombies more often
have a happy new year gayboy
are you going to change your name to the Gaygan now?
KURGAY!
Is Dick Clark going to be on this year? i love me some Dick.
… With BLOOD!!!
Upon nominus’ triumphant return from the weld shop, it has become abundantly clear that you guys are out of control and must be stopped. Richard will hear of this.
What’s the difference between her and Vanessa Carlton?
I’m not gay! i always keep my eyes closed when i let guys suck me off and if they tell you i peek, they’re lying!
Woah. The live search brings up the exact same picture of Natalie, but reversed. It’s dueling Natalies. The big Natalie is about to chomp on little Natalie’s head, but this show ain’t over folks. Little Natalie is small but fierce. Who will triumph? You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only use THE EDGE!
Ha, Tony the Tiger is pointing at Kurgay’s post about sucking guys off and saying human flesh is grrreat.
Kurg, who is that in your avatar? Cuz it looks a hell of a lot like a guy that still owes me 125 bucks.
Are you the guy who told me it was Northern Lights but it turned out to be parsley flakes?
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No. I’m the guy you moved to minnesota to avoid paying. Then moved back 2 years later thinking shit had blown over. And I’m the guy who commisioned the looting of daddy’s house to collect.
That’s not me then. the only time i was ever in Minnesota was the night i woke up in Prince’s place with my penis in his mouth. i did peek at that one, by the way.
Torn? Meh. She was trying too hard to be taken seriously in that vid by dressing down. Everyone knows that if a girl wants to be taken seriously then she has to flash her boobs. Wishing i wishing i wishing i was there with you… that was much better