12.28.07 NATALIE IMBRUGLIA GETS A DUDE EXCITED
You know when you’re sucking your thumb after sex and you accidentally admit to something really embarrassing, like the time you crapped your pants at ballet camp? This is kind of like that.
Yes, this is unsubstantiated rumor, and yes it is pretty out there, but this is being reported for two reasons: first, because I want people to be constantly talking about the WOLVERINE movie, since I think it will be great. And second, because for a couple of months when I was a kid, I was absolutely obsessed with Natalie Imbruglia. This was around the time that ‘Torn’ was playing every other minute on every single radio station, every day of the week. The word is that Ms. Imbruglia has auditioned and subsequently won a role in the upcoming WOLVERINE origin film. [JoBlo]
Holy boner-filled sweatpants, Batman! In other news, Nikki Reynolds totally had her bra strap hanging out at Starbuck’s the other day, I thought I was gonna hork!
ACTUAL NEWS UPDATE: A faithful FilmDrunkard and reputed inside source [hehe] claims Kevin Durand from 3:10 to Yuma will be playing The Blob. Set faces to stunned.
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NATALIE IMBRUGLIA GETS A DUDE EXCITED
lance, why the fuck would you listen to fek and his lies about kevin durand?
*NEW POST* lingyangs…
i’d still bang this chick until her vag was Torn. it wouldn’t take long. my aim is bad and i’d probably tear it upon entry.
It is hiding, but it is not so clever
Erswi, how big is it?
call me
What heterosexual male didn’t have the hots for Natalie Imbruglia back when Torn was all over the TV and radio?
Calm down Eib. It’s not that it’s terribly big. Remember what I said originally. My aim is really bad. I might end up humping your knee.
jeez, no love for the Eib
Mine is so big that I dropped my pants at the mall, and was arrested for Vulgar Display of Power.
I just don’t wanna get your hopes up only to suffer a HUGE disappointment. And the disappointment is the only thing that’s HUGE.
Is the opposite of disappointment appointment?
Jack! Come here and answer that^ question for me.
nom, why the fuck is the packet info not copied when i click on it on packetnews? i’m trying to restore my download and cannot get the info
I’m a little late.
This is how I feel.
I have no idea why it’s not erswi.What server are you trying to get from? Which pack? Meet me in CKT chat.
I’m something and I’m shamed, bound and broken on the floor.
unfortunately, thats what she said Jack
You mean she, as in a chick that I slept with?
Because no chick would ever say that I’m late. I’m done way too early.
in a different context entirely sir.
I’m not entirely sure I follow you.
She would be the one saying she was late
Jacktion!: "I’m cold and I am shamed…" I think that’s how it goes.
"Illusion never changed into something real…something something and now I see the perfect sky is torn"? Oh, Natalie, it’s been too long.
I sure do love that song. Too bad all of my head trauma has erased most of the lyrics from my memory. I like potatoes.
i loved me some natalie too, she was great in johnny english liked seeing her again
Oh, I remember now Jacktion!: "Illusion never changed into something real. I’m wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn!" BOOSH!
I like spaghetti.
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