The guys at /film dug up this videø for Bjørk’s “Hyperballad” (plus a cøuple øthers) that was directed by Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Be Kind Rewind director Michel Gondry.
I like Bjørk. I mean, not because her music’s good, because she’s like a good litmus test for people. For instance, I translate, "I like Bjork,” as “Hi, I’m pretentious; disregard my opinion.”
She’s like an even more self-important version of Tori Amos. We get it, you’re artsy. Shut up now? Anyway, here’s the poster for Gondry’s Be Kind Rewind, which comes out January 25th.
I also like how the French think they can use a weird spelling to distract us from the fact that they’ll name a dude "Michelle." You’re not fooling anyone, pussies.
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That Gondry be craaaazy!
Dor sho gha! The Mighty Fek’lhr uses Bjork videos as punishment (for aggravated mopery) on Grethor. What do you humans use it for?
Bjork is like the weird chick i used to bang in high school who used to eat glue and sniff my dog’s asshole before he could smell her’s. plus her name reminds me of what the Swedish Chef used to say all the on the Muppet Show.
*insert "time" between all and on*
I’d like to have really rough sex with Bjork but only if she made lots of those random weird yelps and noises that are in her songs…
I mean GRRR SILENT MISSIONARY WITH YOUR SISTER, WHEN YOUR PARENTS IN THE NEXT ROOM!!!
According to my Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, 1 in 20 Icelanders claim to have seen an elf. The population of Iceland is 301,931, that’s 15,096 people. Realistically all but 2 of those people just saw Bjork, and the other 2 play quidditch so don’t get to have a statistical opinion.
i wouldn’t fuck bee-york with fek’s dick…but i would with DB’s pussy!
so, bjork is the one that wore the goose outfit to some award show right? :::dub thinks of animals that kill geese::: Why couldn’t there have been an outbreak of wild grizzlies there? i’m sure she wouldve survived if she wouldve flapped her wing! oh yea, you’re not a fuckn duck, you can’t fly!
Ok. I think you’re all trying to confuse me by speaking like The Mighty Fek’lhr. Can you please translate the following words for me? It’s all very funny, but I’d like to know what you’re all saying.
Glen, I have missed yor vanila ass!
vanilla.
dammit
i’d really like to take bjork to six flags, cause she’d just spend the day looking up at all the structures, talking like jodi foster in "nell" – and everyone would think she was retarded, and then i wouldn’t have to wait in line for ‘riddler’s revenge’.
fuckin’-A.
your
dammit again eh?
A Møøse once bit my sister … -Sheikh al-Gore;
i once bit your sister’s moose knuckle… -Chodin;
Ok. I think you’re all trying to confuse me by speaking like The Mighty Fek’lhr. Can you please translate the following words for me? It’s all very funny, but I’d like to know what you’re all saying.
aww fuck.
i used to bite your moose’s sister’s knuckle sandwich . . . -Erswi:
there you go again with the sexy talk K. you know you could be making $3.95 a minute for this kinda language?
I’m hungover, ok? I can’t be bothered with trying to spell correctly
Fuckin’ frenchies. Mos(t) Def(initly gay) get higher billing on a film’s poster than Danny Glover?
I’m gettin’ too old for this shit.
::jhc bursts across the spanish/french boarder with a bar of soap, stick of deoderant, and shaving kit::
AAARRRRHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LET’S RUMBLE YOU BERET WEARING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
MOOSE KNUCKLE!!! we called my homies g/f that for a month straight. she’s on antidepressant now. twat …-Wwbd;
Boarder is the old border only cooler. chodin, you know what I’m talking about.
Anyone else remember that special on stalkers that had the video diary of the guy who was so obsessed with Bjork he sent her an acid-mail-bomb before killing himself?
Why couldn’t he have succeeded?
b/c he was a dumbass Pat. unfortunate for us, i know. the real question is Mark David Chapman put like 3 or 4 bullets into John Lennon and fuckin Yoko escaped without a scratch? life just ain’t fuckin fair sometimes.
I prefer bat wings to moose knuckles.
He probably could have used a Yoko-seeking missile. I’m developing one,but testing is a real nightmare.
Who knew there were so many people strangling cats?
I don’t like bat wings. I hate it when my scrotum sticks to my legs.
wow, thats pretty gay Lance
JHC – welcome to the future brother-man.
Also, I think Tori Amos fans are more pretentous than Bjork fans. There’s nothing pretentous about Bjork. She’s just a little pixie that talks in a made-up language. That’s geeky, my friends, not pretentious.
Wait, Bjork is speaking gibberish? That can’t be good… I’ve understood her perfectly for years!
wait, Bjork speaks? wow. learn something everyday here at FilmDrunk.
In my opinion, Michel Gondry’s video masterpiece was Everlong by the Foo Fighters.
Discuss.
good one, joker
Jack! way to get all serious up in this piece.
PP I made an order for a Heather Mill’s seeking cannon that shoots rat milk drenched chihuahas in the other thread. Do you exept Paypal?
Here’s the Everlong link:
[vids.myspace.com];
The only thing I’ll ever ask of you
You’ve got to promise not to stop when I say when
What ever happened to David Mammet?
great fuckin song jacky boy.
(hestiant) um…."yes" erswi…those would be part of the lyrics. um…
That could be tricky.
I’d have to either increase the fire power of the canon, or possibly hypnotize Paris Hilton to throw her dogs at HM. The latter would be easier, since Paris’ head is more open to suggestion than her cooch is to cock.
Is David Mammet the writer/producer for The Unit on CBS? Wait a fuckin’ minute…..
DICK, PUSSY, ASSHOLE, JENKEM, ASS TO MOUTH, 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
There, just thought I would put everyone back on track.
JHC, don’t forget….
UWE BOLL!
Aw Mammet, how I love ya, how I love ya
new post bungholes
Well played Jack!
yeah chodey, i was aware of that. they’re also among my favorite lyrics. great turn of phrase they work in there, ya know? ya don’t know? fuck you too then.
hugs and kisses
so i had my dick in my hand whilst watching porn and couldnt figure out whether the hole on screen was a girls pussy or some guys dick. so to take my mind of that i took a deep breath of jenkem, then all of a sudden the girl goes from ass to mouth!!! but gang bangs with midgets and donkeys dont do it for me any more so i watched 2g1c. uwe boll.
well played dubs. +1
I was talking to my friend Dick the other day. He called me a pussy, I called him an asshole, when suddenly some dude hit him right in the Jenkem.
Dick’s balls traveled all the way through his body, from ass to mouth, and then richocheted off 2 girls & 1 cup.
Pat- you forgot to include uwe boll. -4 points.
thanks, jhc. i like how you keep changing avatars to different ‘super animals’.
Uwe Boll was buried alive in a block of concrete that we were then pissing on.
true story: It just so happens that I was in the shower thinking about taking a jenkem hit, while washing my asshole, right? So, I look at my dick and say, "We need to get laid. Maybe find a chick that does ass to mouth or somethin’? Just nobody that’s into that 2g1c stuff. Remember last time that happened? Yeah, me too. That chick looked just like Uwe Boll." Then I jerked off and shot nut butter down the drain.
I know I’m a little late on this one as there is already another post but…
I like Bjørk. I mean, not because her music’s good, because she’s like a good litmus test for people. For instance, I translate, "I like Bjork,” as “Hi, I’m pretentious; disregard my opinion.”
So, Lance, are you saying that we should all disregard your opinion because you said you like Bjork because she’s like a litmus test for pretentious people? GOD DAMMIT, I’M CONFUSED.
I missed "pussy". Fuckknuckles.
true story: i was making my own jenkem and my asshole started to itch, not wanting to be left out of the action my dick then started to itch as well. the all of a sudden i remembered the chick on 2g1c and how her pussy looked like she had faint signs of eczema being the good samaritan that i am, i went on a hunt to find her and inform her of her ailment. uwe boll raped me.
What had happened was:
I was with some of my asshole friends and we decided to try a little Jenkem. One of them, I won’t say the dick’s name, but it started with "L" and ended with "ance Martini" wouldn’t take his hit. I called him a pussy, he told me he’d feed me to uwe boll’s dead Nazi mother if I ever disrespected him again. That show of authority made me horny, so we went home, watched a little 2g1c and fucked like demon pussy rabbits.
true story: Uwe Boll and I were sitting around in his condo playing Call of Duty 4 and taking jenkem hits when the asshole looks at me and starts rubbing his dick. I’m like, "Hey you fuckin’ pussy, what the hell are you doin?" He looks me dead in the eyes and says, "You remeber that time we were watching 2g1c and you thought it would be cool if one of them would go ass to mouth?" "Yes" I say. He says to me, "I was just thinking I would like you to go ass to mouth on me." That was the last time I ever played xbox at his house.
edit^ and then I went ass to mouth.
what is this ass to mouth? Sounds fun.
It’s what you do after you get mayonaise in your cootch. BH
i’m being constrained by the true definitions of these ‘words.’ let me try again.
uwe boll* was a great painter, his medium was dicks* and assholes*. when he would wield a pussy* in his hand the masses gathered, all of them high on life and perhaps a little jenkem*. what was this?! he had created the greatest masterpiece of his lifetime and named it ’2g1c’* the roared!
uwe boll=picasso, dicks=oil papints, asshole=photography, pussy=dick, jenkem=jenkem, 2g1c=2g1f
Koru- You could kill my pussy rabbit right in front of me and force me to eat it’s still beating heart and you would still be the coolest chick I’ve ever known.
+10 for chicks that will even talk about ass to mouth
mwuah JHC!
FUCK! i forgot about ass to mouth!
you never forget ass to mouth.
remeber is bohemian for remember you dumbfuck polaks
i know koru, i know, and there are like 2235 mispellings in that single paragraph. goddamnit!
:::dubs puts head down in shame:::