Despite my fervent belief that he’s too good for this project and none of this will pan out, reliable sources like Variety and EW are now reporting that Christian Bale will be playing an older John Connor in the second movie past the Terminator franchise’s expiration date, Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins, directed by McG.
Producers intend the project to be the first in a trilogy reinventing the franchise. It’s not clear whether Arnold Schwarzenegger will appear in it. The Terminator role made him into a star, but he’s now busy running the state of California; his role in "T3" was his last. [Variety]
They’re going to reinvent a sci-fi classic and worldwide success as a critically-reviled cheesedick turd with McG at the helm. The guy’s directed two Charlie’s Angels movies and We Are Marshall, and if that weren’t bad enough, HE HAS ONE NAME. Not since Jon Peters went from styling Barbra Striesand’s hair to producing movies has someone with so little been allowed to ruin so much.
So how do I expain Bale, a guy who usually picks great projects,’s decision? He’s British. Look at him on the Today Show, faking an American accent – I think he’s just trying to fit in, like when Jackie Chan thought Rush Hour sucked because of cultural misunderstanding, or like when the other movie bloggers made me strangle that puppy. "Oy, bugga me arse, guv! Me agent gave me dodgy advice and now oy’m in barney!"
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I have nothing to say but "whimper".
Don’t do it! Holy McShit Batman!
s’up fucktards? i’m back up in this shite.
LSU LSU LSU
Erswi, news of your death have been greatly exagerated!
Welcome back.
reliable sources like Variety and EW
Don’t you discredit Entertainment Weekly in the headline of the post directly below?
I figured you died in a horrific T-Square accident.
that’s right nommy. lemme hear it. LSU LSU LSU LSU LSU!! national champeens baby!
Hey, do you guys want to see this new Terminator movie, or what?
POSSIBLE RESPONSE –
-YES/NO
-OR WHAT
-PLEASE COME BACK LATER
-FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE
-FUCK YOU, CHEESEDICK TURD MCGAY
it was terrible stoney. you would not believe where an irate architect can manage to put those things. i don’t want to talk about it.
erswi, I’m sure its better than talking about this threads topic.
Dor sho gha! If you listen close enough to McGay in that banner pic, you hear this:
"I did it all for the nookie, the nookie, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your YEAH!"
yeah, but not half as sweet as talking about LSU being in the big show. geaux PURPLE & GOLD!!!!!!
11-2!! 11-2!! 11-2!! 11-2!!
Maybe Christian Bale is signing up so McG won’t see it coming when he goes all Patrick Batemen on him before shooting begins. We can only hope. In which case, let me be the first to nominate him for Humanitarian of the Year.
Bale has really nice nipples.
You know, you LSU undeserving fags, we normally disrespect and mock self-fellaters around here…
Let’s have a "Reign of Fire" reunion and bulk up Matthew McConaughey again for this, and also bring in those 4 huge dudes from "The Protector" that Tony Jaa cut up with the elephant bones, and i think Dolph Lundgren’s free too. This can work!
it was amazing stoney. you would not believe where a depraved architect can manage to put those things. i don’t want to forget about it.
That’s better.
Thanks Fek – a good movie blogger can swallow his pride long enough to know when someone comes up with a better caption than him.
Qaplah, Lance!
Um, murfletit?
Mazel tov, maricón?
Well, since everyone is sucking themselves off in full view of everyone else today anyway, I thought i would throw in how much I own Mcgay. Between what I have today and my Dollar Menunaires slam, that bitch’s ass is pretty much mine.
It’s the least I can do for Ahnold. If it wasn’t for movies like Terminator, Predator, Conan, and Commando I probably would have grown up to be a big effeminate cock loving fag. So, to honor Ahnold, I attack McGays credibility and emasculate him. He deserves it for ruining Terminator. He deserves two cups of forshak.
2cups1McGay!
How about a new, less depressing post for us to mock?
New post almost up, and much less depressing.
Bah, with The Mighty Fek’lhr’s luck you will have a baktag post about the new Star Trek movie scrapping the cast and bringing in Aboriginees from Australia to fill the void. Which would actually be an upgrade!
Me and my Gramma used to watch McG every Saurday afternoon on TBS. Thats how I learned it was called "duct" tape not "duck" tape.
Luch-sorry, deduction for typo. We cannot consider this funny now.
FUCK! SATURDAY!
also THAT’S with an apostrophe. new post up fuckers.
his role in "T3" was his last
What about his brilliant, nuanced performance in Around the World in 80 Days?
Arnold made an appearance in The Rundown too.
FUCK SATURDAY, MIKE, AND APOSTROPHES!!!
yeah, i almost forgot about that on my hiatus.
FUCK MIKE!!
Scientists are saying that the future is going to be far more futuristic than was originally predicted. Also, far more suckier.
Did anyone see Harsh Times? He already ruined his streak of good movies.
I thought harsh times was pretty good, only cuz it was different.
christian bale is welsh, isn’t he?
CHUD is reporting that he’s only signing on for a supporting role. They’re probably paying him a shitload to be in it for 30 minutes as John Connor. He’ll probably get an "AND CHRISTIAN BALE AS JOHN CONNOR" credit if that’s the case. He is Welsh. Still UK.