12.28.07 KEIRA KNIGHTLEY ON HER PERIOD AGAIN

This may just be my misrepresentation. but weren’t rich people fat back then? I mean it was in vogue since it was a status thing. (you could actually afford food.)

Cracker. I was thinking the same thing. The costume is going to look odd on her.

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oh, sorry, i fell asleep during the post.

I bought a Kiera Knightly period piece on eBay. Seems some sick fuck is running around snatching her used pads out of trashcans. I don’t know what is worse; that she uses pads, or that I buy them on eBay.

Too many fake Dirty Hairies. He is depressed.

who cares how many there are? there is only one Fek

and, my thigh hurts 

I’ve always wanted to watch Kiera and NatPort go at it. It would be like twin lesbo sex.

:D Eib, you actually managed to marginally cheer me up!

Jenkem Balloon Inflating :) 

kiera should gain 120 lbs for this role, like renee z. did for bridget jones english-a-thon or whatever.  it’d be much more ‘authentic’ to believe there’s really a ‘person’ and not an android behind the ‘living tissue over metal endoskeleton’.  she’s not much more of an apparition, really.  EAT A CHEESEBURGER!

He should not be mad that his feeble mortal simulacrum has been replicated. Replicating a simulacrum is the scincerest form of flattery.

good morning, face fuckers.

anyone else fall alseep during "alien vs. predator: retarded" last night? no, just me?

*cough* did anyone else "ski pole" the two dudes sitting on both sides of you during "alien vs. predator" last night?

sorry, chode: the only time of mine that movie gets is the first 5 minutes that were web cast or pod cast or die cast or caste cast.

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Dor sho gha! So this trailer ISN’T AVPR???? 

the only positive point for "alien vs. predator" is that they "imply" that the alien/predator hybrid thingy, eats a room full of newborn babies.

babies being eaten: +1 point
adolf hitler:  0 points

anyshit, keira knightley is hotter than that potato rocky dennis hands that one blind chick to represent the color "red". knightley could star in "how to turn your vagina into a small penis", just so long as i can masturbate in the back row of the theater.

It’s a shame that she’s such a stick figure. With such a gorgeous face, she would be a great nude model so much more attractive.

if i could some how add keira agustinas fine ass to keira knightleys body, then make KK get 32DD breast implants and die her hair black i would have created the perfect beast

I’m sorry guys but I refuse to watch this clip. I know, I’m not a team player. Sue me. Wait, sue Mcdonalds. I eat there all the time and it never made me fat. What a bunch of bullshit.

I honestly got about three sentences into this post and my eyes got all "Stu Scott" because the movie sounds so boring.

Kiera Knightly’s "drunk Vegas blowjob" hot, but not really "I gotta do this bony ass over and over?" hot

In summary, giving women the vote was cute.

I was hoping this would be about pool legend Allison Fisher aka The Duchess of Doom, but just like the time i ended up jerking off with my prom date’s carnation because she ran off with the guy who had his own car and two bottles of Boone’s Farm, i’m highly disappointed.

Jesus, is this chick even supposed to be in this century? A friend tried to rope me into watching Atonement the other day, I told him to fuck right off.

But I would rip that shit up, big time.

you used that headline to lure me in lance.  you bastard.

also, any future period piece stories should include the phrase "he/she/christopher reeve has blood on their hands" just to give it a new and intriguing meaning.