Johnny Depp and old Weisbecker-collaborator Michael Mann (Collateral, Miami Vice, Heat) are reportedly discussing a collaboration on Mann’s depression-era crime project, with Depp interested in the role of John Dillinger.
Mann has long been interested in mounting a screen adaptation of Brian Burrough’s nonfiction book "Public Enemies: America’s Greatest Crime Wave and the Birth of the FBI, 1933-34" for Universal.
As for Depp, he was to have starred in Warner/Initial Entertainment’s "Shantaram" followed by Warner Independent’s "The Rum Diaries," but both of those projects were postponed last month, leaving the star with an opening in his schedule. [Hollywood Reporter]
Johnny Freakin’ Depp – guys gets to choose between a Michael Mann 30s gangster picture and a Hunter S. Thompson adaptation (nerd boner… rising…). What a life, this kid, huh? He reminds me so much of myself – every day I have to choose between self loathing and getting piss drunk at the park, so I’d like to think I know a little something about attractive options.
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I’d make a funny comment here, but I think I’m out of my Deppth!
(Un?) interesting tidbit: the quote I used in the intro to the Weisbecker interview was actually from The Rum Diaries – full quote: "No matter how much I wanted all those things that I needed money to buy, there was some devilish current pushing me off in another direction – toward anarchy and poverty and craziness. That maddening delusion that a man can lead a decent life without hiring himself out as a Judas Goat."
Sorry, I’ll go back to making dead hooker jokes now.
stick to what you know best lancey boy.
I try not to make decisions. I just find myself acting one way and create a reason for my action after the fact. Like when I punched the pregnant panda bear, I decided that I didn’t think pandas should survive because they don’y seem very connected to the foodchain. They have no natural enemies besides us and they only eat bamboo that grows at a certain elevation.
PS. What’s black and white and red all over?
>>>>>>>>>>>>a panda miscarrage
I am living an updated Rum Diaries existance right now…
It’s not a bad life, for a Judas Goat.
I guess I’m a Judas Goat, because I’ve never met a Jesus Goat that I wouldn’t sell for three pieces of silver.
That’s biblical humor right there.
True story: My mom, little brother, my best friend and I and myself were at the movie rental place ("That’s Rentertainment", ha ha…stupid dicks). Whatever movie we were looking for wasn’t there, so we were checking the "recently returned" pile to see if anything good had showed up. My little brother says, "Oh cool, Edward Scissorhands! I’ll show mom!"
He runs over to her all excited (he’s like fucking 8 years old) and shows my mom the movie enthusiastically. Her face turns bright red, she takes the movie from him and quickly says, "Find soemthing else." as she puts the movie back in the "recently returned" pile.
So my friend says, "I think Predator/Terminator/Commando/Voltron was in that "recently returned pile, let’s get that!" SO we go over, and on top of the pile is a movie whose box has a naked man from about the waste up, but with his hands conspiculously covering his schlong, and some chicks conspiculously covering his hands and leering at him all sexy and shit. The name of the movie? Edward Penis Hands XXX.
I was only 12 at the time, it was too much to handle. We rented Yentl and cried ourselves to sleep that night.
Well, we didn’t really rent Yentl, but I will be damned if I can remember which movie we did finally get. Probably Voltron.
I don’t understand why Rum Diaries keeps getting pushed?? Is he trying to make it a 50 year-old Depp playing a 20 year-old Thompson?? Not that he couldn’t pull it off. Especially since he sold his soul to the Devil for eternal youth!
michael mann could seriously call me up and be like: "chode, it’s mikey boy. i need someone to play a gay, space-cowboy, and i need you to simulate oral sex on the corpse of marlon brando – kapeesh?" and i’d be like, "of course mann, how much do i have to pay you?".
that happenned to em except with pornoccio i cant stil hear those haunting words in my dreams "lie to me baby lie to me…"
Watanabex puts on mothers dress and parasol and goes prancing in the rain
Question: Who do you think did a better job of portraying Hunter Thompson?: Bill Murray or Johnny Depp?
I fucking knew Fek has multiple personality disorder.
My mom, little brother, my best friend and I and myself
Unless he has named his cock myself. Which makes a hell of a lot of sense.
::knock knock::
Fek’s mom-Honey, what are you doing in the bathroom so long?
Fek-Playing with myself. Fuck off!!!!
::Fek’s mom walks away with that proud parent look upon her face::
I gotta go BM.
I will vote for Murray, too.
Grrr…ASLAN IS ON THE MOVE!
So Dillinger is going to be a constantly doped up and wearing mascara? The dream is realized!
Some people call me the space cowboy.
Johnny Depp, but that’s because Where The Buffalo Roam isn’t very entertaining…
Sorry.
FUCK MIKE, MANN!!!
DUDE! When did I fucking say I *don’t* have a personality disorder??? Did we already forget my electro-shock stories? Quite frankly, we are all lucky I am not naked driving around with my mother’s corpse in the trunk while I am trying to scope out "prospects" (children) at the Dairy Queen
anymore.holy shit guys, i just got off the phone with my job, it took a totally unexpected turn:
work: hello?
me: so…umm…do i work today?
:::dub begins to simulate sex noises:::
gm: er…uhh..
:::dub says: ‘fuck me harder come on!:::
gm: what?!
me: do…i…work…today?
:::dub in a lower voice, ‘yea, fuck yea, yea’:::
gm: no….we won’t need you…today.
me: thanks. ::clicks::
you know what that means guys? i still have a fuckn job!!! on a totally unrelated note: don’t you hate when you’re watching vintage porn and you have to basically act out all the characters involved? or when it’s so grainy and dark that you think you’re wacking it to some chicks legs but all of a sudden you realize you just blew your load to a dude’s wang ?
I can’t say I’m a huge fan of Depp, but I will say that he is one of the very few actors that when he’s in character, you forget that you’re watching Johnny Depp.
I think they could do a better job of evening out the audio level on porn. I mean, I’d like to hear whats going on and what’s being said, but then all of a sudden LOUD FUCKING!!! SHIT WHERE’S THE REMOTE HONEY?! IT’S GONNA WAKE UP THE NEIGHBORS!!
Plus, I prefer to not let other people have a window into the type of porn we be watching, ya know?
Good work on the keeping of your job hommie. Now, to more important matters, you need to kick your little bro’s ass off you xbox, get chodin out of work early, fire up halo around 4 bells your time and we can kick some interstellar ass.
Nom and Fek, you might enjoy this:
[13gb.com]
I know a guy who’s got 4 bells. I only have one and a half. Kids, when your parents tell you not to run around the pool, you should listen.
bex: Dude, if old yeller ever starts to hump my kid, he better quit playing his game and deal with that dog. For real. Can’t have my kid just laying there and taking it, no siree.
but all of a sudden you realize you just blew your load to a dude’s wang ?
The one I hate is when they switch positions and camera angles at the same time, and the guy has a smoother shinier ass than the woman, and you don’t realize it’s him until they zoom out far enough to see his ball sack drooping around. UGH!
Jeez bex, I don;t know what scares me the most about that clip
I’m looking for some poorly shot, amateur puppet porn.
Depp nailed HST in FLLV.
He lived in HST’s basement up at Owl Creek for a few months when they first met and became close friends. When HST croaked himself (peace and blessings be upon him) it was Depp that paid for the cannon shaped like a gigantic Gonzo fist that they shot his ashes out of.
Grrrr…guys in mascara… wait… no….
Stone – This is as close as I can get you.
The language is NSFW, and the language is the most important part.
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It’s Kermit watching 2Girls1Cup.
I’ll watch it at home. I’ll try not to nut on a close up of Kermit’s arm.
*chodin comes back to the computer after "working" *
dub: you’re fucking killing me today!
NEW POST WINDOW LICKERS!!!
Jacktion: the scariest thing about that vid is that nobody had the decency to kick the dog off the kid…you can almost hear the sicko behind the camera (in true director form) thinking,’yeah, that’s it…get him…don’t worry that he’s rolled off the ottoman…get back on- there ya go…’
HE is a very great man, I like him so much. I saw that he is in the top 50 men list of askmen.com. He should be the TOP1 in my mind. And i heard that he appeared on a millionaire&celebrity dating club MeetRich dcom with a personal account there. Is it real or just a rumor on internet?
He is a very great man, I like him so much. I saw that he is in the top 50 men list of askmen. He should be the TOP1 in my mind. And i heard that he appeared on a millionaire&celebrity online club "meetrich" with a personal account there. Is it real or just a rumor on internet?
He is a very great man, I like him so much. I saw that he is in the top 50 men list of askmen. He should be the TOP1 in my mind. And i heard that he appeared on a millionaire&celebrity online club "meetrich" with a personal account there. Is it real or just a rumor on internet?
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SUSAN JO JO- YOU ARE A CUNT!!!!
i will expose you!!
No, I don’t want to see Heidi Klum and Seal get it on. You’re head on a stick would be more prefferable.