Here’s James Franco’s interview with MTV on the set of Finishing the Game. I think it pretty much speaks for itself. Partial transcript:
MTV Guy: Have you read the rest of the script? Are there things that you can’t wait to see?
Franco: …Uhh.. I don’t… read the stuff that’s not my character.MTV Guy: How was it to work with Justin Lin after he’s come off two big movies and now doing a little indie – is he entering his Soderbergh period?
Franco: (long sigh)…Yeah …Soderbergh period.MTV Guy: So that means you get to do some more actiony type stuff?
Franco: (Sheepish grin, nod)MTV Guy: How does a director call up and say –
Franco: (laughing) We can cut this, this is getting stupid.
Hey, remember those WGA PSAs about actors being speechless without writers? They should just use this from now on.
UPDATE: Having since seen MTV Movies’ other interviews, I’m gonna have to reverse position and side with Franco on this one. They harsh my mellow too, man.
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MTV Guy: What are you, some kind of retarded child raper?
Franco: Huh…yeah….I think.
MTV Guy: What the fuck is your problem, douche?
Franco: I got this rash from Britney…
The Green Goblin likes his green herb.
Ahhhh yeahhh..
He’s lucky he doesn’t have a broken face. Yet.
Pass that shit, yo!
Being one that has seen many James Franco interviews and knowing everything that involves James Franco, I must say that this was great! You really get to see a different side to him and it personalizes him like never before.
I really hope he finds that bathroom and gets to take a shit. Turtlehead threw off his mojo!!
You can’t really blame him. With all of the talk shows being shut down due to the strike he was unable to practice trading lame anecdotes with Jay Leno.
My dog just farted again. The funny thing is that every time she farts, she gets this surprised look on her face. She turns around towards her ass and looks around, every time, as if it were the first time she has ever farted
Who do you think would win in a surprised look contest, your dog or James Franco’s publicist after hearing about this?
If this dude was a puppy, I would drown him, it is obviously working with extra chromosomes and should not breed. Or sell it to the Phlips down the street, they have good BBQ’s.
Franco looked caught off guard. Kinda how my girlfriend looked when she found out it was my kid.
Poor guy. He’s got the munchies and this douche won’t stop talking to him.
MTV Guy: So, how about that Darfur?
Franco: I’m so hungry…
He smoked the Green, and now he wants to start Goblin’.
If somebody hands you a mic with a MTV NEWS id board on it, do not expect questions of James Lipton caliber. Think, questions for stoned retards who got their playstations taken away for raping their little cousin.
MTV Guy: So, you must be excited to work with such a great cast – what was your favorite part?
Franco: Hmmm. What do most people say?
MTV Guy: Um, they tell me what their favorite part was.
Franco: Me too, then.
morning cocksiuckers/teases!
:::stops masturbating to shake everyones hand:::
MTV Guy: So James, how much cum, in liquid drams, is in your stomach right now?
Franco: Uh . . . [sheepish grin] . . . I don’t really know metric.
(I’m betting on at least 11 drams. Maybe 15. Stomach only. Rest of digestive system not included.)
Wow, what’s a dram?
Bye guys. Have a non-productive day.
By the way, Church was great! Thanks for asking.
About 3.7 ml, or 1/8 of a fluid ounce, or 1/4 of a Tablespoon, or 3/4 of a teaspoon, or some shit you only need to know if you’re counting pills all fucking day I hate my life.
2 things I LOVE about winter:
1) Leave a McDonalds cup in the car, come back in 4 hours and it’s still got ice.
2) Not very often, but sometimes you get to see a fat fucker on a yellow moped completely wipe out on a patch of ice when trying to come to a complete stop. Inertia is a bitch for some people.
The more I think about it, Franco-American really needs to stick to what it does best, SpaghettiO’s. Interviews aren’t working out.
2 things I HATE about winter:
Things that I love about winter:
Jack! has obviously never seen what I listed as my #2.
i want pancakes now
What I love about winter: old people dying on ice so I don’t have to count as many pills. By the way, "Old People Dying on Ice"? Best ice capades EVER.
Nom, people don’t drive mopeds around here.
Jack! Do you still have the link to the Iowa woman who ate Rhode Island?
Things I love about winter;
I live in Cali… it’s winter? Well, it rained for like half a day, so, damn. Oh no, winter, brrr, 74deg. Better get my mittens.
Crap! No, I don’t Luch.
Things I love about winter:
IT’S 85 FUCKIN DEGREES OUTSIDE. I LIVE IN NEW ORLEANS. THERE IS NO WINTER! ONLY MORE SUMMER!
fuck you erswi
The only thing I hate about winter: Having to listen to people who are dumb enough to live in cold places bitch about it.
I weesh to keel heem.
If somebody hands you a mic with a MTV NEWS id board on it,
We call them "mic flags." Also, good call, all those MTVNews kids are douchebags.
Inertia is a bitch for some people.
I just said not five minutes ago to a co-worker (one that I don’t want raped by lions) that people falling down is never not funny.
2 Things I love about winter:
-paleness is normal
-reclusiveness is called hibernation and is normal
did someone say ‘pineapple express’ publicity stunt?
Good to know I’m not the only one who gets a -12 in Charisma when stoned.
Too bad for James. If it weren’t for the internet, no one of any importance or intelligence would have witnessed that.
This thread should go into the hall of fame comment wise…you guys all really brought the funny…(not you lance)
I stopped watching it half way through…I’ve seen people at parties that unaware of what the hell is happening, and it gets boring quick….
Should I protest or were you being sarcastic? I’M SO CONFUSED!
I couldn’t watch the video. But I’ve seen high people before. I know a guy who is banned from campus (except for classes) because he attacked a guy in a wheelchair. So I just pictured him on a good day.