For the newbies out there, this is the time of the week when I give shout outs to the people FilmDrunkards who leave comments on the site that don’t result in others glaring at them through cyberspace. Looking for movie news? Scroll down. Warm? Take off your pants. Nominate your favorites comments for next week here (this post is hidden, so bookmark it).
Not as good as last week, but some gems nonetheless:
From KARATE KID GOES COMMIE:
Stone Soup says: "Regardless of who’s involved, I can’t imagine it will be half the movie Beyond the Ring is – plus, they got John Kreese."
While I’m glad to see that there will be a Monty Python flair to this film, I’m dissapointed that Lance felt it necessary to put on an Asian accent to drive the point home.
From PAUL MCCARTNEY IS SWEDISH
Soylent Greenz says: Walk Hard…I do everything hard. I do my laundry hard, I shower hard, I went to the movies last night hard. Then I got harassed by the usher for you guessed it… masterbating. [Ed. Note: Good thing I don't take spelling into consideration]
From BLACK GUYS DON’T HUNT DEER!
Fek’lhr says: If The Mighty Fek’lhr had an entire planet to himslef, He would spend the first few years using up all the fifis in porn shops nationwide. Then He would teach Himslef how to fly a helicopter.
*CRASH*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!
From same:
JohnWayneInADevoHat says: Quite a buzz about this one. This film has got lots of people talking about it. Except the black people. They’re waiting to talk about it in the theater while they’re watching it.
From RESERVOIR CHATCH:
JHC says: "I could cast Lindsay in almost anything!" Carbonite is my first choice. [Ed Note: Nerdiest burn ever.]
From AL N THE CHIPMUNKS: A SUPERSIZE NUMBER 2:
Bryce says: ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks was a super-size number two’ Aslan is on the move! [Ed Note: Changed the story headline based on this comment *heterosexual ass pat*]
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Congrats. You bastards.
Whoa, so then, it has been established that monday comments are now eligible for the previous weeks CotW?
Also, well done Soylent. I thought that was gonna be #1 of the week, but I forgot you were competing with the likes of god’s like StoneSoup and Duke in a Devo.
Yay me. I feel warm and fuzzy.
Yeah, does this mean I make it into next week’s too?
Shouldnt that Aslan on the whatever be in next weeks COTW?
Again I feel it’s my own fault for not bringing the funny this week. I blame the new intolerance @ work for all online escapades. That and me being sick. Also, Lance hates me*.
*may or may not be entirely fictitious
After a week on the snide, I’M BACK!
yay, whoopee, congrats to all you better than I bitches.
Lance-would the roflcopter comment have gotten the nod without the "AAAAAHHH! HELP!"? I am hoping not, since it is part of the joke. (I am supposed to be the only person alive.)
Thanks for the explanation. Pretty sure we caught it the first time though.
Yes, tis true I cantz spell worth shit.
No, no, I get that, I was just wondering…aw fuck it, let’s go bowling!
I guess what I was trying to say was that i hope it was jsut more than a pervy fifi joke to all of ya, cuz I care, you forshak lapping yIntaghs.
I’m glad I made the cut, in spite of my abscence Friday. Thanks, Lance. And thanks, Nom – I AM A GOLDEN GOD!
Once again my ignorant racists remarks put me at the top of the class. I love USA! [pulling back corners of eyes, sticking out front teeth and dancing around room doing my world famous "stupid frikkin Chinaman" impression].
RehderLance Mangina was known to take coffee straws from the university food court for his own personal fifi collection.FIXED! ROFLKOTAL!
Free Birthday Dog! gets my award for quote (with picture) of the week. I cried for 3 minutes at work, and thats NOT because of the hormone therapy….oh godd…….here it comes
The Christmas party/ friend’s father committing suicide season has been interrupting my regular reading of this site so i feel out of the loop. Caught Stone Soup’s winner; outstanding. JWIADH’S typically race oriented gag is equally brilliant.
JohnWayneInADevoHat by far! Hooray for acceptable racism!
DOR SHO GHA! How in Kahless’ Pimply Hairy Buttockses could you leave out the "Empty Today’s Sponge", Lance Mangina???? You are one fucking wierdo!