12.27.07 COEN BROS TO BLOW YOUR MIND WITH CHICKEN

why does the one on the right seem to be morphing into Tim Burton? Is it just me?

and, is it a sexy chicken? cause I hear tell them boys get lonely on the set

Animal snuff films?  Nice.  I need some lube.   

I’m tired of all these siblings(formerly would say ‘brothers’) in hollywood doubleteaming us. They must suck individually or something. Do they split the wage of one director, or do they both get rich off of screwing us only children over?

hey Nom, at least they havent become brother and sister, like the Wachowskis

dont be jealous, siblings can suck royally, and as an only child you dont have to share stuff 

Actually Eib, I have 2 full sisters, one half-sister, and currently 5 stepsisters. I used to have 7 stepsisters, but now my dad is on his 5th marriage. I know I implied that I was an only child, but that was only cuz I needed something to end the sentence.

The last time my brother and I worked as a team was when I was in the 5th grade and he was in the 3rd. I asked if I could tie him to a chair to see if he could escape. He said yes. So I tied to a chair in the babysitter’s basement using a skipping rope and he fell over and cut his face open on the cement floor. He got 5 stitches. Now we don’t work well together. I’m not sure why…

Are you boys fixin’ to fuck these chickens?

Jews should not be aloud to be so skinny.  It reminds me of the Holocaust.  Which was totally fake BTW.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Nom, what else have you lied to me about?

I feel so dirty 

Eib, keeping track of my lies would be just as difficult as keeping track of the number of Supermodels I’ve had sex with. At a certain point after 40, you have to move to giving a rough estimate.

Well, unlike Nom and his previous lie, I am, in fact, an only child. Therefore, I live vicariously through the sibling, artistic pairing that is the Coen Brothers. And I’m really stoked about this film–chicken violence! eye-lids a’shreddin’! scalpings galore! and etc.!

I think "Chicken Violence" would be a sweet name for a metal band. But, I’ve been wrong before.

You know what I think would be a sweet name for a metal band? "nominus". But, I’ve been right before. It was on accident though.

I used to summer at the old family homestead as a boy, long summer days of catching frogs by the creek, my best friend was a dog, rope swing down at the pond in the draw down by the river, discovering the fake goat that my uncle used to get semen from the bucks for artificial incemination and fucking that thing all season long…

that is too detailed to be a lie crapbasket. i worry about you

nom: i was right before once.  i forget what it was about, though.

oh yes, ‘my names b, i’m an alcoholic’

That’s not fucking funny, bne_pro! I am a recovered alcoholic, and people like me have a hard enough time without fucks like you rubbing shit like that in our faces!

that’s ‘name’s’  FUCK! i hate it when people fuck up the posessive apostrophe.

fek:  but i really am an alcoholic.  and that’s the one thing i’m sure i am right about.  and i’m grateful in my recovery and program.  and i won’t apologize for that.

I was just kidding, anyway. Well, about the "recovered" part. SIKE!

Dor sho gha!  over-reacted again!  looks like i picked the wrong week to quit smokin’ weed.

Yeah well I was forced to attend AlaTeen when I was a teenager by one of my now former stepmothers. She forced me to do this because, get this, her biological father was killed in a drunk driving accident before she was born. Yeah, I don’t get it either. But it sure was fun getting accosted by other people attending AlaTeen, for some reason telling me that I had a ‘problem’. They were stupid. Anyways, in conclusion, bne, fek: Fuck you both.