CinemaBlend, despite not being able to spell Coen, today has the scoop on the next Coen Brothers project.
WENN reports that the brothers want to go all out in Spaghetti Western style, including going even further on content that won’t be for the weak of heart, with primitive torture methods used in the battle between cowboys and Indians. …Joel Cohen [sic] warns: ”We’ve written a western with a lot of violence in it. There’s scalping and hanging … it’s good. Indians torturing people with ants, cutting their eyelids off.”
Ahh yes, I’ve always said westerns should have more hot coals in the chest cavity and eyelid removal and such. I’ve heard the Jews even developed a method of torture in which they cut the tip of your penis off. Terrifying! But what else can you tell us, Joel?
…"It’s a proper western, a real western, set in the 1870s. It’s got a scene that no one will ever forget because of one particular chicken."
10 points for the non-sequitir. Much like my father’s wedding vows that he wrote himself, in which he promised to love, honor, and cherish, in sickness and in health, and one time he took a dump on a cop car.
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why does the one on the right seem to be morphing into Tim Burton? Is it just me?
and, is it a sexy chicken? cause I hear tell them boys get lonely on the set
Animal snuff films? Nice. I need some lube.
I’m tired of all these siblings(formerly would say ‘brothers’) in hollywood doubleteaming us. They must suck individually or something. Do they split the wage of one director, or do they both get rich off of screwing us only children over?
hey Nom, at least they havent become brother and sister, like the Wachowskis
dont be jealous, siblings can suck royally, and as an only child you dont have to share stuff
Actually Eib, I have 2 full sisters, one half-sister, and currently 5 stepsisters. I used to have 7 stepsisters, but now my dad is on his 5th marriage. I know I implied that I was an only child, but that was only cuz I needed something to end the sentence.
The last time my brother and I worked as a team was when I was in the 5th grade and he was in the 3rd. I asked if I could tie him to a chair to see if he could escape. He said yes. So I tied to a chair in the babysitter’s basement using a skipping rope and he fell over and cut his face open on the cement floor. He got 5 stitches. Now we don’t work well together. I’m not sure why…
Are you boys fixin’ to fuck these chickens?
Jews should not be aloud to be so skinny. It reminds me of the Holocaust. Which was totally fake BTW.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Nom, what else have you lied to me about?
I feel so dirty
Eib, keeping track of my lies would be just as difficult as keeping track of the number of Supermodels I’ve had sex with. At a certain point after 40, you have to move to giving a rough estimate.
Well, unlike Nom and his previous lie, I am, in fact, an only child. Therefore, I live vicariously through the sibling, artistic pairing that is the Coen Brothers. And I’m really stoked about this film–chicken violence! eye-lids a’shreddin’! scalpings galore! and etc.!
I think "Chicken Violence" would be a sweet name for a metal band. But, I’ve been wrong before.
You know what I think would be a sweet name for a metal band? "nominus". But, I’ve been right before. It was on accident though.
I used to summer at the old family homestead as a boy, long summer days of catching frogs by the creek, my best friend was a dog, rope swing down at the pond in the draw down by the river, discovering the fake goat that my uncle used to get semen from the bucks for artificial incemination and fucking that thing all season long…
that is too detailed to be a lie crapbasket. i worry about you
nom: i was right before once. i forget what it was about, though.
oh yes, ‘my names b, i’m an alcoholic’
That’s not fucking funny, bne_pro! I am a recovered alcoholic, and people like me have a hard enough time without fucks like you rubbing shit like that in our faces!
that’s ‘name’s' FUCK! i hate it when people fuck up the posessive apostrophe.
fek: but i really am an alcoholic. and that’s the one thing i’m sure i am right about. and i’m grateful in my recovery and program. and i won’t apologize for that.
I was just kidding, anyway. Well, about the "recovered" part. SIKE!
Dor sho gha! over-reacted again! looks like i picked the wrong week to quit smokin’ weed.
Yeah well I was forced to attend AlaTeen when I was a teenager by one of my now former stepmothers. She forced me to do this because, get this, her biological father was killed in a drunk driving accident before she was born. Yeah, I don’t get it either. But it sure was fun getting accosted by other people attending AlaTeen, for some reason telling me that I had a ‘problem’. They were stupid. Anyways, in conclusion, bne, fek: Fuck you both.
I stole it from the Atticus Finch Addendums. Know as the "Scout Arcani" to the fan boys. Harper Lee got all jealous about the Lord series getting so much attention with the associated works. The trilogy follow-up series To Kill a Dirty Foot Baptist; Murder in Maycomb County became a WB mini-series where Jem grows up and lives a double life as a local mercantile stock boy and a civil rights lawyer for the fledgling ACLU. True Story.
i’m going to pray for you, nom. that shit is totally out of line. alanon or any other affiliated version thereof is for contituent family members that are alcoholic. only if your mother was an alcoholic would there be any reason for you to go to alateen. just kidding about the praying thing, by the way.
What’d you say about my momma?
I used to have fun going to rehab high. One day in group session we made bead jewelry. Far out!
One time I told my psychiatrist I wouldn’t do any of the "weird" drugs any more and keep it "au natural" with weed and mushrooms. She didn’t laugh with me. The puppet I made out of her face laughs at my jokes, though.
Jesus H Christ (where’s he been, anyway?) – I step away for a few minutes and you people are at each other’s throats!
I’m going to do what my mother used to when my brother and I fought – bring us both steak knives and tell us to "do it right" if we’re going to fight.*
*absolutely fucking true.
‘ah, Harvey, i don’t want to shoot with ya!’
‘anything you say, butch.’
One time my brother fastened a laundry basket over his head, tied pillows around himslef, and attacked my friend and I with a bike chain, using a tv tray as a shield. We thre GI Joes at him and they got caught in the laundry basket.
Then I tackled him and kicked his ass.
I once went to an Alanon meeting. if looks could kill, it would have been a room full of dead whiners. I was particularly pissed at the moms who stayed with the alcholic dads, as if taking their kids to the meetings was making it ok that they suffered that abusive behavior at home. Im almost sure they all hate their parents. and curse them every day
Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?
I am an only child and I have siblings. Go figure.
and now, back to the funny!
I had to do STEPS after a DUI back in ’94. All it was was a bunch of drunks talking about the best bars and a CHP officer talking about how they look for drunks, speeders, etc. I got the skinny on the best places to get faced and how not to get caught.
is it because they are all so much older than you that you grew up by yourself? I did
damn Im fucking debbie downer today
i need to get laid
does it make me a lesbian that i find zac efron so attractive?
i have two older sisters, each from a parent’s previous marriage. and a younger bro and sis from a subsequent marriage of my dad’s.
yes, yes it does.
shit, i was afraid of that Erswi
alright, back to the werk now. see you drunkards later on. nom, i’ll hit ya tonight about that thing. you know, that thing we talked about. yeah, that thing.
because his dick was stuck in the chicken, Luch.
i need to get laid
Sure baby, whatever your kick is. Disco Stu wants you to be comfortable, while he DOES HIS THANG
They are shutting Candyland down. :(
(That’s the bar from my "Dumpster Blowjob" story.)
BTW, Zac Efron is His spirit animal.
Stu!!! Always coming to my rescue
Fek, why do we have so much in common, yet tend to fight?
Cant we all just get along
Disco Stu is going to Rescue You! Electric Boogaloo!
Fight? What in Kahless’ Crab Infested Pubes do We fight about, Eib? Did He miss something?
An old gf used to say that she was "shutting Candyland down" when I was going to get cut off for some reason. I would just smile and say, "You have to sleep sometime." She didn’t believe me, thats why we are ex’s. Full condom box :(
No, we dont really. I just wanted to say that last thing. Im a dork
who actually cuts their men off from sex? Its just punishing yourself girls.
Bullshit! You are mad because you thought I was being serious yesterday about you not being funny. ADMIT IT!
I did think you were serious, but i am not mad. How could I be mad at you? You love Star Trek for Kahless sake!
I agree. It’s as dumb as faking an orgasm, if we are doing it wrong, don’t reward that, how are we to learn the right way for you?
Crap, I have been saying that for years!!! its so true
The Best Way to Give a Woman an Orgasm: Who gives a shit? If you have to try that hard, it’s no wonder why your girl would beat you to death with your own schtick/alter-ego just so she could give me some humming.
I knew a girl said she had never orgasmed and never would. I said, G-spot babe, it has never failed. She tells me, there’s no such thing. I wanted to cry for her. A few months later we end up in the sack, I showed her the spot is real and she damn near shot through my head board.
To Eibmoz, and Filmdrunkards as a whole (especially the cool kids), let me make one thing painstakingly clear. When I post, I am only ever "serious" about a few things:
Why? Because they are the few things that are actually more funny true than made up! All the rest of it is complete bullshit, and meant only as profane, crude, rude, undignified jest.
Well, except the whole Lance Mangina with a dick in his ear thing. (See how I did that? It’s easy!)
Oh, I did leave one thing off the list. I never lie when I tell someone I like them, and I never tell the truth when I tell someone I hate them. The people I actually hate just turn into
another body on the pilea raving blogpost.I had a raving blogspot once. My dermotologist (L)lanced it, drained it, and it’s much better now.
aer yuo dsyelixc?
One time, my brother was miscarried.
We’re not very close.
I faked an orgasm on my wedding night. My friends reassured me the day before, saying "Make it the best thirty seconds of her life!". So, right at the thirty second mark, I said "I’M HAVING AN ORGASM NOW!". She noted that it was the "best thirty seconds" of her life. Mission accomplished.
I am able to put on the same performance every year on our anniversary.
I bet Glen went to Niagara Falls for his honeymoon. "Boy that’s a lot of water."
When did Ben Folds grow a beard, and why is he in this picture?
True story: I have an aunt that gave birth to a stillborn deformed web-toed hermaphroditic freak baby and she still celebrates his birthday and shit and talk about him as if he had some kind of life. There is no Jason, Aunt Mary! Get the fuck over it!
Same aunt that gave me my half-retarded cousin, too!
Aunt Mary must have been doing jenkem straight from the tap. Guy’cha!
We actually went to the Owens Corning fiberglass insulation factory for our anniversary. It was very interesting, and we each got a small Pink Panther doll!
:o
Fuck fek, that was a stretch for the tap comment.
I meant Honeymoon…
For our Anniversaries, we go to each of the country’s Coca Cola bottling plants. We only have 23 left to go.
true story: my husbnad and I went to a place that had all night lan parties and played unreal tournament for our anniversary.
Love in the time of Geekera
COEN BROS TO BLOW YOUR MIND WITH CHICKEN
My mom blew my mind with chicken once. She used Hamburger Helper. Way to go, ma!
Yeah. That’s what I was going to say about your mom, too. Really.
Careful Stone, I know how to find you.
True story: For our honeymoon, my wife and I were in the Boston area attedning the "Eastern States Expo" (kinda like a multi-state state fair). They had a "joust" thingy (think American Gladiators with big Q-Tips), and I kicked her ass at it and did Hulk Hogan poses for the crowd.
I’ve heard it before Jack – "I know how to find you" "I’m watching you right now" "I fucked the cheesecake in your fridge" "I’m standing over you while you sleep" "You’re not reading this, I’m saying it to your face" Blah blah blah…
SS- The Mighty Fek’lhr put His dick in your ear whilst you slept.
S.S.-"Your cat/dog didn’t run away…"
Ha HA! I wasn’t sleeping! Joke’s on you! Guy’Cha!
jump Baseline, monk-toe!
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True Story: One of my classmates thinks a guy the street over kidnapped her deaf dog because a few days after her’s disappeared they got one that looked just like it. So she keeps dropping pictures of the dog into their mailbox. I keep thinking what if they just happened to get a dog that looks like her’s… they’re going to be freaking out thinking someone’s taking pictures of their dog.
Wouldn’t it be Gay‘Cha in that example?
BONG!!!!
Not a big fan of the Trekkie puns, eh?
Pretty much just not a big fan of YOU. Except for that Wii thing.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd…
Durst.
Fine, but I don’t smoke the marijuana, so keep your BONG to yourself.
BONG!!!!!!!!
You’re rapidly approaching puns that the real Glen would use.
I bet the only time Glen ever did anal was to get his brown wings as an Eagle Scout.
I’ll use any puns I can get my hands on, no matter how awful. Groans of mental anguish are like a standing ovation to me.
I thought you got brown wings by tossing the salad of someone who had been eating a bunch of WOW! chips fortified with Olestra?
I once ate some veggie hotdogs (not my idea) with olestra in them right before making a 3 1/2 hour drive. Not a good idea.
My dad would eat salami slices and drink Old Style before our family trip to grandma’s (about an hour or so away). Then he would roll up the windows, turn off the AC and belch Old Style Salami Belches From Hell and make us choke on them.
Soooooooooo… are we gonna get some Comments of the Week, or what?
this post reply page is durst-ted.
new topic, please, lance.
Nope Jack, Lance, or the resident Fat Penguine hack computer geek erased last weeks and there will be no other until ’08.
festering salami and oldstyle sounds like a wonderful combo, fek.
Durst
Then one time my stupid fucking friend did it to me on the way back from Des Moines, only it was Grape Soda and Japanese Orange Roughy. BLECH!
Then one time Lance Mangina did the Zima/Garlic Cesar Cockbreath!
MGD and Taco Bell.
My dog ate a bunch of cat shit and lasagna then blew it in my Jeep. That was a unique odor.
Beast and KFC
One time I drank a bunch of MGD and had a patty melt at Perkins and puked it in my back seat. However, it was like -10 out that night (Iowa, January) so it froze and I was able to break it off and toss it in the parking lot!
When you can clean puke up with an ice scraper, it’s time to reconsider your geographic choices.
I’ve never thrown up in the car. My Mum had too much wine once and that was gross.
Oh wait. I threw up in a cab once, but it was my first legal drinking age St. Patrick’s Day.
I threw up in my buddy’s car.
It was cool though, because I told him that I didn’t.
This kid I knew was bussing at his uncle’s snobby country club one summer. He was a whiny kid, and got totally toasted. He was wandering around the dining room, finishing drinks people had left on the tables. He drank one that had a cigarette butt floating in it. This made him gag, and he ran outside and puked in the open sunroof of a black Porsche that was parked out front.
The owner and his wife then got in the car, sat down and squished into the puke. It was very funny.
I don’t smoke weed much anymore, mainly because all it does is kindof make me paniky and full of anxiety. But sometimes when I get really drunk, for some reason I think "Yeah, give me that, I can handle anything". That is always when I puke. I smoke when drunk, and it starts spinning. Obviously, alchohol makes me smarter.
In Soviet Russia, the car throws up on YOU!
No one got the Caddyshack reference?
GUy’cha! The Mighty Fek’lhr apologizes SS, He should have caught on. Perhaps next time you should preface it with a "blowing up gophers" joke? Or a joke about earfucking that kotal Rodney Dangerfield’s decapitated head?
…
Dor sho gha!!!
George BurnsRodney Dangerfield is dead???????Nominus: "I don’t smoke weed much anymore, mainly because all it does is kindof make me paniky and full of anxiety. But sometimes when I get really drunk, for some reason I think "Yeah, give me that, I can handle anything". That is always when I puke. I smoke when drunk, and it starts spinning. Obviously, alchohol makes me smarter."
This is exactly like me, but with cigarettes, not weed. Well, except for the "panicky" and "anxiety" parts. And, smoking doesn’t quite make me puke while drinking–the puking I attribute to drinking far too much alcohol in far too many varieties. And, the smoking cigarettes doesn’t make the room spin; the spinning, again, I can chalk up to my perverse alcoholism. So, aside from the, "Yeah, it’s a good idea to get drunk off my ass and smoke a full pack within an hour" thing, that’s actually not like me at all. In fact, because I smoke cigarettes, there was really no basis for comparison in the first place–that is, aside from drinking. So, I’ve wasted everyone’s time…
GRRR HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
*taps mic* Hello? Anybody? I suppose I’m alone now. I feel so despondent.
Aaaaannnnnddddd durst.
Quit your fucking whining!
SS I got it. I love the Caddyshack
Speaking of
people from IndiaNative Americans, one of my ancestors chose to go by the name "Christopher Columbus." I don’t know if he was the first hipster, or just unbelievably badass.Not to be picky but if you are gonna use big terms, you really should spell them correctly. The phrase is Non sequitur. NTL, I love your work.
Butters: We’ll, we do have enough in common to still do it, right? Right.
Is Lance Mangina still on Left Coast time? Because I do not have all day to wait for him to fill my life with sunshine today.
Stoney, apologies for not being here when you put it out there but I so recognized the ref. Which is nice.
Hey, erswi, sorry dude, but I had to drop dime on you to the RIAA about your ‘internet activities’ that you were engaging in last night. I had no choice, you were breaking the law.
Dor sho gha! A n00b comes on here with a Star Trek avi and the first thing he does is talk shit? OUTCAST!
Fuck it man, it was a movie not a record. RIAA can suck my . . . what’s this in the mail? . . . awwwwwwww shit! Damn you Nominus! DAMN YOU TO . . . oh, nevermind . . . it’s just an old parking ticket. Sorry.
So did you check on it this morning?
yeah, it got disconnected last night. but i resumed transfer before i left for work. i gotta figger out why i’m not copying packet info though. that’s gonna be a bitch if i can’t get it to work w/o having to call Nommy everytime the bad man makes me cry.
If it’s finished by the time I get home @ 12:20 central today, I will be watching it this afternoon fo’ sho’.
you can type out the info yourself if you needed to. You gotta know the bots name, what the pack number is and all that. To what percentage did it download to? Also, it’s important that if you have to resume a transfer to make sure and get it from the same server, otherwise alot of times when it finishes the archive is corrupted.
yeah, it’s still from the same server. it downloaded about 60% or so. if i have to type out the info where do i find it to begin with is the problem.
it has the bots name listed on packetnews, and the pack number is the thing you clicked on. Lets say the bots name is ‘freakz’. You put it in this form: /msg freakz xdcc send #4. Sometimes, instead of /msg you have to begin with /ctcp. and vice versa.
Also, inside that chat window usually all the bots are posting what they have available to download. You can get the info you need from there too. You can also search within servers. I think !list and !find are commands for that, but I’ve never had to do that.
Alright, that sounds far too complicated for a lowly architect to figure out. Is there anyway I can do it with pretty pictures? And maybe a massing model? Cuz if so, I am money baby! Money!
Really, it just takes getting used to. And, for things like that thing you are getting, it’s much better than a torrent because you cannot get busted on Irc.
Shit, I think I lost him. Hello? Nommy? Anyone?
::clutching knees to chest, crying in corner::
It’s okay now Erswi, Nommy’s here now. Nommy’s here now. Shhhhhhh.
Hey is it just me or do the Coen Bros. look like Tim Burton (as someone alluded to already) and Hugh Laurie, the main character from House? Weird, huh?
Is it just me, or does jokerswild actually know the real name of the actor who plays the main character from House? Weird indeed.
Okay, I have to go down to the welding area and oversee the creation of a prototype design I’m working on. I’ll be back a little later, when I get back from commanding my minions to do my bidding.
Yeah, you kinda got a point there Nommy. But you see the thing is my wife is a nurse so I am forced to watch every goddamned medical show on television for her perverse entertainment in being able to call out the medical mistakes made in them. I know, I know, she needs a hobby. Or a kid. Or a hobby.
Hugh Laurie is pretty well known. He’s kind of a big deal.
His apartment smells of rich mahogany and he has many leather-bound books.
you all know that Nom is working on some nuclear accelerator, positron glider, time-control thing to take over the world, don’t you? he’s always on about time travel, time tables, multiplication tables, writing in cursive…
I haven’t had my mind blown by a chicken since i saw "Pink Flamingos" at the drive in back in the early 80′s.
True story: my mom slapped me in the face for saying cursive when we were learning it in school. She said to call it script or nothing at all. Then I killed her.*
*may or may not be true. but the rest of the story definitely is.
script…what a goddam waste of time…like in graphics fundamentals and they hit you with ‘i don’t care how you write or print…you’re going to learn to LETTER’ like ‘letter’ is now a verb and not a fucking NOUN. glad i got rapped in the mouth for writing in script…uh cursive…ah hell, nevermind.
bne, what did you major in that you took graphics fundamentals? how many drafting/architecture/graphics people do we have in here?
Although, I never learned lettering in school. We would just print out our lettering and then trace it onto our drawrings.
erswi, The Mighty Fek’lhr heard that matricide is hardest on the son who commits it. He will get His mother out of the fruit cellar, She will tell you.
I don’t think Lalala is here yet, but in honor of her I am eating a butter tart for breakfast this morning. With pecans! Delicious!
Yeah, I’m not handling it too well Fek. I think I might need to see a family counselor. If I hadn’t killed my family, that is.*
*again, this may or may not be false and/or true
architecture, university of arkansas. landscape architecture actually (but i’ve never worked as or for one…interestingly…only architects for the last 12 years)
fay jones
iswas my boy.and i am wondering if lala doesn’t need her butter tart toasted this morning…
Quick! Make assassination jokes now before Lala gets here! Guy’cha!
The Mighty Fek’lhr toasted out one helluhfine butter fart on the shitter this morning!
would the coen brothers new movie be considered a snuff movie? ’cause i hear lots of people get, like, assasinated in it. fuck i just burned my tongue on the coffee. i’m going to assasinate the motherfucker that made it so hot. assasination! now a game the whole family can play!
Hey, d’ja hear about that chick that wanted to be all "I’m the President and everything" getting assassinated the other day? Huh? Whadayamean Hilary isn’t dead yet? Then who was that chick on the news getting carried in the pine box? Sonofabitch!
gotta agree w/bne on the fay jones. Thorncrown changed my life.
That makes 3 architects and at least one engineer here. I propose we create our own firm – Filmdrunk Associates.
Dibs on the corner office!
Who am I kidding? I’m just a lowly intern. Back to the broom closet I go.
Fek’lhr is in charge of public relations, obviously.
Dor’ShoGha, you will be happy with the post neo-urbanist constructivism we give you. Contemporary deconstructivism is without honor.
he’s always on about time travel, time tables, multiplication tables, writing in cursive…
That shit made my day right there bne. Gradually dwindled down to writing in cursive. Nice.
Actaully, I am an accountant. Quite frankly, who better to
wasteguard the money? QAPLAH!Bullshit erswi. I’m already in a corner office. And I’ve got two big ass picture windows. Thing is, the windows face the inside of the shop/factory. No sunlight. But I am a level above the floor. So I can look down on them, you know, to lift their spirits.
Yeah, well Fek, when society collapses and goes all mad max, who’s gonna still be needed? Accountants to do the books, or engineers to make the killing machines and architects to design the fortresses?
Speaking of fortresses, I’m working on plans for a nice one now. How does a dungeon just for FISTers sound to you guys? I think I can shimmy it in right between the FD command center and the invasion war room. It’s coming along nicely, you’ll like it.
Don’t forget to put in a moratorium/chodins sex room. And you know that scene at the beginning of Robin Hood: Prince of Tights? We are gonna need benches that we can chain down bitches on. We can put Eib in charge of that room. She’ll be the slave driver/ the person who cuts off hands for giving terrible handjobs.
ho-lee shit. i think i just filled the cup…lance needs to post something soon, ’cause this thread is about to become incriminating. and since lala isn’t here, i think an assasination/suicide/murder pact might be in order for the new ‘office’…
I’m in. All except for the suicide part. I’m too valuable to deny the world my existence.
maybe we could just sacrifice a virgin and call it ‘good’?
‘Good’. But where we gonna find a virgin around here? Lance! You up yet?
read ‘sacrifice’ as: ‘ritualistically bang repetedly…’
read ‘virgin’ as: ‘Jacktion!’
DAmn Erswi, thats what I was gonna say
and, I loved the pink flamigos reference, to whomever said it (i am too lazy to go back and look it up)
and all is quiet. dont be afraid to talk to girls, I am a nice one
eib…think everyone has gone? now could be our moment…
woo hoo, i finally got you alone!
sorry, got a little too excited there
not at all. not at all.
::yawns dramatically throwing his arms in the air::
eib…would you like to see some of my glass etchings?
::cues up tunes on the hi fi::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCRsTRwMIs8
A present? For me?
somethin’ special girl…
Step one – cut a hole in the box.
step 2: put your junk in that box!
wow, its such a HUGE present. Thanks guys!
Step 3 – install a magnifying lid on that box…
well, one does one’s best…it’s Christmas! -only comes one time a year. but i’ll happily make an exception for 2007! zing!
oh
empty box :(
(that was in response to step 3)
stone i’m sorry you need to bring a magnifying glass with your special purpose present…
jesus, lance, please post something already!
<Yawn stretch> Mornin’ <fart> What’s buzzin? Why are Hugh Laurey and Tim Burton still up there?
…because if you had NOTHING in your box like m-…wait a damn minute…I don’t have a BOX! i…- you know what? nevermind…
whew waves hand in front of face what the hell did you eat last night Crapbasket?You rotten
kick it to 5 fucking pages…
no, not a FISTh page!!
Into the dungeon with her!
Nobody likes accountants :( The Mighty Fek’lhr guesses no one in the future will need Him to pimp the hoes to get the materials for these fortresses and WMDs….
ooh, yes Crap, i need a spanking
Engineer? <raises hand> Explains why bridges are plummeting into rivers, or nations great minds are here talking about vomit and cox in box. (on fox in sox)
Stop Eib! I have in incredible weakness for perky Slavs in pink dutch boy wigs!
No idea if this hot link will work, but try it – animated gif of a phone conversation between P.Diddy and Bjork. I’m laughing my ass off here.
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Pizza!!!
crappy, i am so proud of you for catching up on the plans. it’s settled then. post-apocalyptic FD social order . . . you’re in!
I’m always up for a leadership possition in a New World Order. I’ll submit my social reform platform and uniform design once I get all the kinks worked
inout.