/film has six promo clips from Jackass 2.5, which hits the web tomorrow on iTunes and blockbuster.jackassworld.com.
As expected, the boys do juvenile, gross, and dangerous stunts for our amusement. They truly are great Americans. And kids, please, try this at home. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And a golf club to the nuts is the sincerest form of entertainment.
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Not gonna watch any of this unless someone picks out a great one for me, describes it, and stakes there reputation on me thinking it was cool.
The Mighty Fek’lhr wants to see the episode of Jackass where Bam and Steve-o challenges Oleg Taktarov to a 2 on 1 fight and he kills them both and rapes their family.
is it just me or does that guy not have many teeth?
The only semi-intelligent thing that Jackass has ever done was the Urban Kayaking episode. Other than those few, precious 4 minutes, I have no use for anything Jackass or Jackass related.
I mean, it’s basically gay bondage, isn’t it?
Kaysome should photoshop the towel off her avatar. It’s time to get serious, baby.
There is nothing funnier than someone taking a shot to the nuts. Fact.
OK, I’d have to agree with bryce on that one. OWWW MY BALLS is definitely my favorite show on the Violence Channel. That and OWWW MY COOCH, by it just doesn’t have the je ne sais quoi of the original.
IWDQTTYM: I have that same image on my office wall. The people who come in to talk to me that have kids are all "Ha. Ha. Good joke." and then I tell them that I believe it with all my heart that their kids should be beaten every day.
Since the dawn of time, nothing has both scared AND amused men like a direct shot to the chones. God bless those who recognize, embrace, and profit from this base understanding.
What does that thing say? Anyone got a link to that poster?
I’m really craving a can of Brawndo right now.
Good for you Robo, it has electrolytes. It’s what robotic panda’s crave.
Nom:
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Anyone of the fellas here think as I do, that a full on boot to the nuts doesn’t seem to give you the queasy feeling nearly as much as say, you wife thinking it would be funny if she just flicked your nads? Bitch.
Nom: full article and poster at the bottom…
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the towel is essential… it won’t be coming off
Curse you Robo…
Also Nom: The first clip is the one to watch. They cut it so that you don’t see the hit, and that is what makes the clip even better.
Thank you bryce and Robo. You are both good men. Robo is about 1 minute better of a man than bryce though. Still, both of you are good.
Robotic Pandas crave human souls and Panda Justice. Brawndo just takes the edge off while we lie in wait at the Oreo factory.
They lie in wait like wolves, the smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting. Interminably waiting. And then . . .
Oreos and Brawndo huh? All this time I thought Panda’s liked bamboo. Once again, National Geographic has perpetrated another lie and ruined my youth some more. First Pluto, now this. Asshats.
I’m coming late to the party but the best thing Jackass ever did was when they kidnapped brad pitt from outside a movie theatre. funny shit.
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there ya go nommy. love ya.
man, is my refresh button broken or what? i’m like a good 5 minutes behind the curve on this one. i’m gonna go do work now. catch up with you drunktards later.
Good morning everyone. Snake charming, nice.
Hey, Lala, your avatar looks like My Uncle-In-Law Leroy!
A monkey’s uncle?
erswi: thought i was the only one…all of my fat penguin media shitz have bee PAINFULLY slow for two days now…
and the urban kayaking is my personal favorite as well. and the oompa-loompa on the skateboard @ vencie beach was pretty tag-a-licious too.
that’s ‘been’…not ‘bee’
A monkey’s
youruncle?Fixed.
Yeah. Yesterday, there was a comment from StoneSoup that was on the Recent Comments which didn’t show up on the actual thread for like 7 minutes.
A monkey’s uncle?
I renounce Tommy Kirk and all of his works.
Lala, quit monkeying around with your previous comments.
Does it make you go apeshit, Nom?
i figure it’s all of the non-working punk-ass out-of-school kids getting onto the sites and clogging up my motherfucking bandwidth. you hear that, you little bitches!? go read a book or something. let us blow off work in peace, and trolling!
No, but it does make me scream "Uncle". Out of habit. Leroy is abusive.
Is he a chimp off the old block?
Durst.
Speaking of Dursting, here’s part 1: [www.youtube.com]
NOM: WTF is that? don’t have the patience to wade through the whole thing. looks like it’s supposed to be serious, but is it a parody? satire? pan? zamfir master of the pan flute? fred durst master of the skin flute?
Still. It’s better than Limp bizkit
lala, it is Limp Bizkit. Some of it is actually alright, mainly part 3. Wes gets hit with a chair. But, I digress.
I meant better than their music, but thanks for thinking I’m retarded. Explains the helmet.
Lala, any talk of you doing MMA?
What’s MMA?
It’s from yesterday. Retarded Mixed Martial Arts. It was funny then, but ya kinda had to be there.