CHINESE PEOPLE PLAYING BASKETBALL
12.20.07This trailer isn’t in English, but I think you’ll still get a pretty good idea of what it’s about. Plus it’s called Kung Fu Dunk, which pretty much says it all.
It’s pretty much like Air Bud, but with Chinese people and wire fighting. I never thought I’d type that sentence, but I’m glad I did. I have a boner. A KUNG FU BONER!
Thanks to voluptuous Kansan Nominus for the tip (just for a minute, just to see if it felt good).
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the floodgates have opened. lance is furiously posting to avoid paying any attention to the adjacent fattys , i think.
I wonder if they will have "Whats up Doc(Can we Rock)" on the soundtrack. I mean, the title would lead me to believe that this is starring Fu-Shnickens ft. Shaquille O’neal (Shaq-Fu). So they could at least add that song from the first CD I ever bought, right?
fattys= more cushion (not necessarily just for the pushin’ but for other fun things like trampolining)
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can’t rememberdon’t care if Sumo wrestling is Japanese or Chinese, but they should incorporate some big-fatty wire-fighting sumo action in this movie. it would be about as plausible as chinese people (that aren’t in the NBA already) pulling off some of the moves in this trailer.HI YAAA!! Motherfuckers! Hung Lo Dong lingers in the key!
Whad I miss, Lance is hogging at an internet cafe? WTF?
sup dubs. Did you get some icy poon?
Oh, btw dubs, we’re still cool even though I may or may not have made some questionable comments about your heritage yesterday aren’t we?
fuck no i didnt, i kept eating shit every 5 minutes for me to even to put the moves on, fuck snow and every snowy sport and fuck monks for inventing that shit, assholes!Fuck yea i did!
what comments? what thread?
The bonds/mexican thread.
Why do I think this is from the people that brought you Shaolin Soccer?
New title: "Yellow Moses of the Court"
Tagline: Dribbling to the Promised Land.
my thoughts on you fuckers(‘?) biggotry has been posted.
Team name: Halrem Grobe Tlottels.
HAWEM GWOBE TWATTAHS
They’re Asian, not deaf.
Oh God…I play basketball against Asians all the time (yay West Coast!), I wonder if the movie captures their game: lots of slapping fouls, lots of turnovers and screwing up double-reverse layups on the fast break. Now they’ll all think they can dunk too! You’re 5 foot 2 for a reason!! Curse you Chinese see nee maah!
I don’t know if were allowed to say ‘chinks’ on this site but if we are I’d say, Fuck the Chinks and all their stupid shit. And you can include the Japs in that too. All those slants, goddammit!
We can say ‘slants’ can’t we?