You Don’t Mess with the Zohan (God that’s annoying to type) will finally answer the eternal question: If Robert Smigel and Judd Apatow write an Adam Sandler movie, does it still suck? Judging by the trailer, I’m going to say… yes. Sorry, guys.
I was hoping there might be some combination of the comedic minds behind it that would be greater than the sum of its parts. But mostly it looks like Judd Apatow’s love of Jew fros integrated with Adam Sandler’s love of pretending he can beat people up. Plus, he does a funny accent. That’s always fun, right? It’ll be like Borat without the subversiveness! (sigh)
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This appears to be a period piece.
Edward Scissorhands + Munich + The Water Boy + The Mary Tyler Moore Show
he looks like Ben Stiller in that pic.
Ben stiller is an inferior Ben.
The Mighty Fek’lhr feels this would be more funnierer with William Shatner. He’s Jewish, you know. So is Goldberg (the wrestler). Do you know who wins in a fight between Shatner and Goldberg? We all do.
Until Sandler gets a chest like mine, he won’t be able to pull off the whole "unbuttoned long sleeve shirt" thing.
I didn’t see David Spade as the gay guy in that trailer…oops, spoiler alert?
Wow, they weren’t even able to make a trailer that makes this movie appear even the least bit good. This is going to sucking fuck.
The chick was hot though, and so was the gay Asian guy.
I go to a school with a large population of Jewish and Muslim students. I saw a protest the other day. People were chanting, a posterboard got town up. They had to move the Freethinkers Club table away, because it, plus the mob, was blocking the fire exits. So I’m kind of looking forward to this movie, because I like to see kids with enough money to attend university in a first world country yelling in each other’s faces. That’s how problems get solved, decibel level. When they talk about it with me, my only defense is to bring up Northern Ireland. While they grasp for some sort of reference point, I run.
town = torn
LalabARYAN NATION!!: That avatar is just perfect for you. Kudos.
I have no idea what your avatar is Nom, but I’m sure it is applicable to your nature as well.
Ahhh, college. Nothing makes you feel like your opinion matters better than not having a job or bills to pay.
The head of the Freethinkers club was wearing a bathrobe. I tried to talk to him about the irony of his table being moved, but he didn’t get the joke. His bathrobe was a shield impenetrable to humour.
If The Mighty Fek’lhr was that dumb kid in the banner pic with the glasses and…"hair", He would probably commit ritual Klingon suicide to spare His family the grief and shame of having a neutered retard sucking tahQeq that shamefully wets the bed as a son.
The preferred method of ritual suicide is to fly your spacecraft around the sun to go back in time, and hand your mother a coathanger. She will do what is best for hte family. He supposes that if you don’t suddenly disappear, you can just kill the fucking bitch. If that doesn’t work, try a different pregnant woman.
My avatar is a cropped version of this. I really wish I could have done without the cropping, cuz I love this picture-
[www.joemadfan.com];
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Was that a French-Italian-Iraeli accent? Obviously not as challenging as the linguistics required to pull off Little Nicky’s lovely sound.
So that epic dursting battle between 10,000 BC and Cavemen i talked about. If that became a tournament, I’m pretty sure this turd would make the finals…
I must have had a delayed dursting effect….
Wow, was there an epic dursting ball here? That Onorable won? Neato!
FYI: In Soviet Russia, Ball Battles you!
Nom, you didn’t have to change your picture. I was just joshing you.
Nom, I’m so durst that people call me Fred…
Maybe if I go in and pretend Sandler is Paul Rudd, I’ll enjoy it. Like sex with my assistant when I pretend she’s my sister.
I’m quite mad, you know.
Funny again? When was he ever funny?
It doesn’t bother me that this will suck, actually. It’s necessary to squeeze out a turd here and there; it looks like that’s what Apatow has done here.
It’s like a Jew Borat who has sex with old women, and cuts hair – everything that Borat fears…so he’s the Anti-Borat?