Hey, no one ever accused Gary Busey of not suffering from brain damage.
Also starring Tae Kwon Do champ André Lima, Beyond the Ring tells the story of a little girl with cancer and the sweaty men who kick each other’s face to save her. It’s a heartwarming story of triumph of the will, and modern-day gladiators who’ll kill for money and fame.
It looks like it was shot in someone’s living room with actors they found loitering at Dairy Queen. But hey, it’s based on a true story! Reminds me of the time my uncle got the gout so I pushed an old lady in front of a train – violence solves everything!
And yes, that was the bad guy from Karate Kid. Lookin’ good, hoss.
Thanks to “The Luchador” for the hot tip.
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Goddamn Luchador tipping people off to gary busey movies
Fucking hell! I can take double anything Gary Busey can take!
So Luchador is the Rat, not affleck!!!
Sorry. I love me some B (movies).
I really hope that Gary Busey fights the Kobra Kai dude…
"NO MERCY!"
Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?!
Sweep the leg.
I dominate the dojo.
Luchador: Sweep the leg Lance.
Lance: I’ll be disqualified!
Luchador: First they suffer.
Kreese: Then they suffer some more!
Lance: STRIKE FIRST! STRIKE HARD! NO MERCY!
Oh, for the record. Elizabeth Shue caused many a nutbutter explosion in JHC’s more formidable years.
KOBRA KAI!
Wax on, whacks off! DOR SHO GHA!
Holy god, I do durst threads!
"B" Movie is far too kind. We’d not only have to roll through all the Roman alphabet to properly catagorize this turkey, we’re gonna need parts of other alphabets before we finally get low enough. I’m thinking the Cyrillic letter "Zhe" but you could persuade me that’s too high a rating.
Who’d you rather:
Gary Busey
or
Nick Nolte
Has VOP been properly dorked since it is Penis Day 2007?
Luchador tipped me off to this trailer over the weekend. I still refuse to acknowledge that it’s real.
Jaction! – I think I saw you stalking me at the gig on Friday. Either that, or some lucky stranger who was tapping his foot under the bathroom stall wall got the ol’ rub and tug…
This will be a great movie to snuggle up to a pre-pubescent kid with and watch.
Mixed martial arts. Sweaty dudes grimacing. Dead wife so you know who the good guy with the haunted past is. Sick little girl saying, "I’m scahwed. So scahwed!" Ukranian techno-rock. Porn movie cameras on loan. Gary fucking Busey. Yakuza. Ninjas. Tempura. Sushi. Flying Guillotine. Drill Bra. Revenge. Stickers. Meerkats. Reverse Cowgirl. Bumfights. Glen. Colonialism. Egoiste. McFlurry. Sportsmanship. Books. Maya Angelou.
Penis Day, 2007. Be there.
Jack! Dont forget I also showed you the Iowa woman who ate Rhode Island.
Jack! Dont forget I also showed you the Iowa woman who ate Rhode Island.
DP!
Jack! Dont forget I also showed you the Iowa woman who ate Rhode Island.
Oh, I thought we were playing a game…
Hey Luch, is your avatar like a Rosie o’Deathstar?
Gary Busey finally realized he was born to channel Nick Nolte.
Its the Paula Dean Deathstar!
I see it now. I’m sure I’m in the minority, but I’d fuck the hell out of Paula Deen just so she would have to make me a sandwich afterwards. You know that fucker would be off the hook good.