BORAT GETS SUED FOR HANUKKAH
12.05.07Borat portrayer and Kosher-keeping Jew Sacha Baron Cohen* got his first Hanukkah present today, a lawsuit from the guy in the above clip.
Michael Psenicska said he was paid $500 in cash to give Borat a driving lesson. He described the experience as "surreal," saying Cohen drove erratically down residential streets, drank alcohol and yelled to a female pedestrian he would pay her $10 for "sexy time."
The lawsuit seeks $400,000 in actual damages and additional punitive damages for misleading Psenicska and for emotional harm he continues to suffer. Psenicska said if he had known the true nature of the film, he never would have participated. [Reuters]
Oh cry us a f*cking river, dude. You got paid $500 bucks AND ended up a movie star. Not to mention managing to come off as the sanest one in the whole movie. For $500, you should be happy to blackout and wake up in the strangest of places with all manner of non-sharp objects up your ass (hookers tell me the sharp stuff costs an extra thou),
What hell kind of name is Psenicska, anyway? It sounds communist to me. There are a suspicious number of consonants. Plus, his big vagina is always covered in red.
Learn to use the Nigerian scam like everyone else next time you’re short on cash, you whiney dicklicker.
*Forgot to include "Despicable Isla Fisher Defiler" I’m not usually down with short chicks, but God I love her.
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DOR SHO GHA! COMMUNISM?!?!?!?! All dishonoured Klingon warriors and burly bisexual lumberjacks to His side! Lance has spotted a COMMUNIST that must be eradicated from the space/time continuum! We must not only waporize the COMMUNIST, but defile his severed pinko limbs with grotesque sexual acts (well…not in that order)!
QAPLAH!
I think everyone in that entire film, as well as anyone that watched it has sued them.
*starts slow clap*
Did he just find out there was a movie? Holy delayed reaction, Batman. You’d think he was Canadian.
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I tried to sue my dick for emotional harm but it wouldn’t stand up in court.
I feel like such a crackhead right now. I just cashed in 4 lotto tickets to fill my prescription, and on top of that I’ve been kris krossing tha city trying to cash 7 checks for $11.54 a piece. Oh, off topic.
Oh boy.
psenicska, i hope your family dies in a christmas-related fire. anytime a camera crew shows up and is like, "hey dummy, here’s five-hundo…all you gotta’ do is get in the car with this guy" you should probably heed fair warning…then again, those mother fuckers over at bangbros can be pretty charming!
…and i see that ‘the corrupter bassoon’ has a great running gag…
I think you should have been more specific chodin. Like: I hope your fat wife drops the Christmas pudding and all your kin is consumed in the conflagration. Gotta love death by figgy pudding.
personally, i don’t see why everyone’s always bad-mouthing dick-sucking.
I have a great running sore.
Shit, my herpes are running. You better come catch it
THe Mighty Fek’lhr sees His call for dishonoured bisexuals was heeded!
These pretentious, high and mighty types are the type of people that really piss me off. Even more than people that ruin comic book movies.
Go fuck Mike you hack. You teach people how to drive, dude. You’re not anymore special to society than the Hindu motherfucker at the Git and Split that has to tell me how to operate the slushy machine. Assclown.
"Well, I wake up in the morning,
And the alarm gives out a warning,
And I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time…"
J, do you have Kum n Gos where you live? I call them "Ejaculate and Evacuate".
They have ‘em in Omaha. Not in Lincoln though.
so my boss has me toast his english muffin and prepare his coffe every morning, but he likes to retain some fraction of his independence so he always insists that he cuts the english muffin in half. it’s fucking hilarious…and very pathetic.
speaking of which, DB’s dead, nazi mother toasted my english muffin last night…
I wanted to be someone from Saved By the Bell: The New Class, but this Dennis Haskins picture was too good to pass up.
fucking work, fucking hate visual studio, real men use PHP
empty jenkem balloon :(
woah mr belding has got the pedo stach working for him most excellently
$10 for sexy time? that’s a helluva good deal. where can i find that hooker?
chodin- I hope your boss is a chick and
sucks you cock all the timepays you well. If not, oh, wait, I see "his coffe". You need to get a handle on this shit man. Next thing you know, you’ll be wearing a sailor’s outfit and humming "The Good Ship Lollypop" on his nuts.DAMN! belding is looking all john holmes these days, huh?
JHC: well said. well put. you know this asshole’s driving classes have quadrupled in enrollment since the movie. i mean, what tool wouldn’t jump at the chance to have his my space profile glossed with ‘a picture of me and the driving instructor from Borat! we wuz CRUNK!’
‘emotional harm he continues to suffer…’ gimme a break.
i suffered emotional harm once. from my ex’s vag with the polio. alas, i was unable to garner a COtW for it.
THe Mighty Fek’lhr has Elizabeth Berkley licking
Hisa pole. Wasn’t she like "Jesse" or some dumb shit?that vag with polio was awesome it won COTW in my heart erswi
I mean GRRRR panocha!
JHC – screech, you don’t even know dude. i swear this guy was raising gentler than a baby fucking panda at the zoo. i’m pretty sure after he goes poopie, he stands up on the counter, bends over and looks through his legs at his ass when he wipes…at least that’s how i did it when i first learned.
Sure was Fek.
As for chodin’s quandry, I like to live by my pappy’s last words:
Son, don’t you ever toast another man’s english muffin or massage a married man’s feet.
At least I think that’s what he said. I was too busy trying to find my name in the will to really pay attention.
Wockachicka wockachicka wockachicka wockachicka wockachicka wockachicka wockachicka
Jacktion! in 15 years… It’s like a time machine.
I’m sorry, but Belding was too distracting. I had to go with the Zach Morris cell phone instead.
so last night was the first night of hanukkah (i don’t know a fucking thing about the jews) and i thought it would be a good idea to wish my boss a happy evening, so as he left work, i went to wish him off and said, "happy chewbacca"…i hope i ruined his fucking menorah.
Teen line, this is Nitro.
i’m so excited…i’m so…so…*sobbing*…i’m so scared!
TA DAAA
jews eat the menorah, right?
AHA! Him being a Jew explains a lot chodin. You best keep toasting that fuckin’ muffin dude. If you don’t, you’ll end up stapled to a fuckin’ bulletin board with a letter opener stickin’ out of your rib cage.
FOR THE RECORD: Having sex with a woman will be referred to as "Toastin’ That Muffin" in JHC’s house from now on.
jhc-c’mon baby, let me toast your muffin
jhc’s wife- go jerk off and leave me alone
jhc-fine, but i’m gonna think about your sister while i do it
jhc’s wife- like i give a fuck. i’m doin’ your brother anyway.
::jhc walks away thinking "drats, outplayed again"::
I will never forget when Showgirls came out. My friend, who was matriculating in Oklahoma, said he went to the movie, and this guy comes out and says, "Don’t sit near the front, yer liable ta catch sum spray!"
Teen line, this is bexxy, im gots no jenkem no mo’, and i want to dress up like a squirrel and be loved, whateva can i do?
New up yIntaghs!
Told ya so!
jhc’s wife- go jerk off and leave me alone
jhc-fine, but i’m gonna think about your sister while i do it
jhc’s wife- like i give a fuck. i’m doin’ your brother anyway.
jhc-what’s your point? So am I.
Handled.
Hey! That’s fucked up soup.
Too soon?
Wait… do you spin the torah? Is that how it works? Anyway, I’ll be sure to light all the candles on my dradle.
Chodin:
What industry do you work in……The English Muffin House?
where is my message? I cannot see it. Does someone can tell me if you can see this comments?
Did anyone else notice his last name is an anagram of "penis sack"?????
I swear on all things that you people might consider holy, that I WENT to Perry Hall Driving School, and that guy is a total douche. I almost peed myself when I saw the movie and recognized the guy.
PS – he smelled funny, too.
Nominus: I’ve been kris krossing tha city trying to cash 7 checks for $11.54 a piece.
Does that mean you had your clothes on backwards?
Yep, he’s about the only one that didn’t end up looking like a complete freak. In fact, I bet he has more business than ever before, which, being a driving teacher, is all the more reason to sue him.
Of course, appearing the most normal in that film can only mean that he wears nazi s&m leather outfits at home. The way he responded to each of Cohen’s challenges was so natural, like he’d already tried that and was giving him the benefit of his experience.
No, PoboRanda, It means I buy my jeans at JW’s.