BLACK GUYS DON’T HUNT DEER!
12.14.07
You can watch the first three minutes of I Am Legend at Yahoo Movies. Opens today.
I was pleasantly surprised by the first few I Am Legend trailers, considering the dyslexic title and the fact that Will Smith’s in it (not to say he’s a bad actor, but what’s the last decent movie he was it, Men in Black? That came out in ’97).
But now that “Nuthin happenaway it was suppoza happen…” has become this year’s “Moy naime is Chev Cheliose, and todaiy’s da day Oy doy…”, my enthusiasm has dampened slightly.
After watching the first three minutes, I’m still on the fence about the movie. But I do have the sudden urge to buy a Ford.
PS: Is it really that hard to kill a deer with freakin M16? Just start shooting, man. PPS: Gosh, the bouncy camera work sure looks “authentic”. Next time you shut down half the streets in New York to film a movie, invest in a goddamned steadicam, A-hole.
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Meh, I’ll wait for HBO.
I’ll wait to hear if the dog dies or not.
I’m gunna see it. Dammit I have a lot of movies to see! FUCK!!!! MA MEATLOAF!!!!
Lala I can tell you what happens to the dog in the book right now…
I can tell you whether the dog dies or not. I know. Do you want me to tell you?
Affleck I offered first!!! damm always piggy backing on people Affleck it’s not cool!!!
just kidding we’re still friends…
PM me. In case others don’t want to know.
The deer look fake. Come on, assholes, Walt Disney had animals in movies 50 years ago. Can’t you dipshits do anything well?
I don’t know what PM means…. unless there’s an s after it or an I instead of a P and if the P means private I still wouldn’t know how to get in contact with you.
because I’m only technologically savvy enough to turn my cookies on and off…
What is the name of the book? I’m asking with all honesty and if it’s I am Legend, then fuck me running. I would really like to read it.
you better get some good running shoes JHC because that’s what it’s called…
from what I hear the movie is going to be a lot different… I read the book when I heard the movie was being made. It’s good and it’s pretty short but things will be erased, created and embellished so don’t think too hard…
If those were real deer all he’d have to do is turn on his headlights and they’d start jumping on his fuckin’ hood.
Just P rivate M essage me. Click on my icon (no jokes guys). Send private message… type.
Also, what are cookies?
Lala, i’ve pm’d you. I’m sorry for piggy backing Kay but my technical nuonce(sp) brings me out on top once again.
If The Mighty Fek’lhr had an entire planet to himslef, He would spend the first few years using up all the fifis in porn shops nationwide. Then He would teach Himslef how to fly a helicopter.
*CRASH*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!
I can run like the wind in these sandals Kay. Just not fast enough to outrun the Jews. I think someone told them that I had a couple of dollars on me. Thanks. I’m too lazy to research anything anymore. Besides, that cuts into my filmdrinking time.
Did it specify what type of dog it was in the book? Or did they do costly market research to see what type of dog a tough, manly, macho survivor would have?
Well it was money not very well spent Lala. Christ, I live in Nebraska and know that black dudes only roll with Pitbulls or Rotties.
That will be $25,000 please, movie exec.
I PM’d you and I’m sad that Affleck beat me to the punch. But everyone knows you’re not a true artist Affleck… we all know who really wrote the script.
ANYWAY I forget if it specified or not. some medium sized mutt or something. like a lot of the guys here.
oooh low blow… sorry guys.
Damon and Affleck wrote the script, neither William Glodman or Kevin Smith wrote it.
And although Damon may look the more ingelligent I think Affleck has proved he has the brains.
I’m 6’4" 220. Definitely a mutt though.
The dog gets eaten by vampires, Will Smith turns out to NOT be the last person on earth. The "other" person dies too. NO happy ending.
Quite a buzz about this one. This film has got lots of people talking about it. Except the black people. They’re waiting to talk about it in the theater while they’re watching it.
BOOSH!
Speaking of stereotypes,
Juan never showed up to mow my lawn. He says I still owe him like 300 pesos. I had Wang come over and figure out the math for me. It’s more like 200. He thinks I owe him more pesos so I found Leroy picking up his welfare check and bought a 9mm for a 40oz and a Playstation.
I show that beaner. Trying to jew me.
miyack, joo nevuh kalt me back, joo assh-hawl!
Guy’cha! Ricky fucked a junkie????
R I C K Y, G E T T E S T E D 4 T E H A I D S ! ! !
ACTUALLY, GET THE PIGS YOU FUCK TESTED, TOO!
heh?
The Mighty Fek’lhr heard that butter farts make some fine jenkem…
…
*thump thump*
Is this thing on?
I was actually invited to go see this tonight in IMAX with a bunch of friends. Luckily, I already had plans made to babysit tonight, because it would’ve broken my friends’ hearts if I told them that I think Will Smith is one of the least likable people on the planet.
Even on a planet where he’s the only survivor.
Men In Black sucked.
In Soviet Russia, black men suck you.
What was he thinking trying to shoot a deer while driving with that gun? Only way that woulda worked would be if he used a handgun. Or, of course, if he turned that sniper rifle sideways.
Or, maybe he should just hit one with his car? I’m not really sure how he didn’t accidentally hit a deer, actually.