Hopefully this will be the last Justice League of America casting story I ever do. Today /Film is reporting that Megan "She’s Blowin’ Up" Gale has been confirmed for Wonder Woman and Armie Hammer confirmed for Batman… by AICN and IESB… aw, crap.
Megan Gale is, of course, the lovely lady to your left – of whom I’d never heard before today, but am now a fan, since a simple Google Image Search for her name turns up numerous topless photos. Bottom line, she’s hot and slutty and I’d probably drink her bathwater, but I still wouldn’t see JLA if you paid me… in Megan Gale bathwater.
Armie Hammer, someone else I’ve never heard of, will be playing the part of Batman. He’s supposedly 6’5", but he’s also named after Baking Soda so I’m pretty sure he’s a huge pussy. Actually, he’s named after his great grandfather, Armand Hammer. Why he’d choose to go by Armie rather than Army boggles the mind, but as far as the origin of the name:
According to Carl Blumay, his biographer and former press agent, Hammer was named after the "Arm and Hammer" symbol of the Socialist Labor Party (SLP), in which his father, a committed socialist, had a leadership role at one time. [Wiki]
Awesome, maybe they should recast Superman as Hitler, put a swastika on his chest, and rename the movie Jew-Killing League of America Haters. Jerks.
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This movie defines ‘Clusterfuck’.
What a novel way of naming children ‘Armand Hammer’. Genius! I’m going to name my kid Afterpiss Dickshake. That sounds real classy…
Now THIS is the way to start the day, Lance. Pictures o’ boobies! Danke!
I once used Megan Gale Bathwater to buy a coke from a vending machine. It worked, but there was some Celine Dion Bathwater mixed in with the change. I didn’t notice until I got home. Sucked.
Thanks you for starting my Friday off right, Lance
Jew-Killing League of America Haters would probably be much better than this turd, hopefully it will start a massive armed confrontation near the place where the WGA strike is being held. It’s a win-win situation.
Fuck. Megan Gale isn’t American. My joke fails.
Army Hammer looks like a good porn screen name, a pity this guy is a queer … like Batman. Did I offend YOU ? Then fuck YOU too.
Settle down, meow…
Although it nice to see a naked chick, I’m at work and a boner is not good at work. I got jerk off or any thing.
can’t*
So would this post be to gay for Fek?…meow..
Do you think that someone should be the good guy here, and maybe call the studio and tell them not to do this?
Did you just say meow, chickenfucker?
Well Nom..they that guy would have to make a shitload of calls to many studios
Breaking news! Jason Alexander cast as "The Flash"!
I’d like to see Bruce Campbell as Green Lantern. Whaddya think of that, drunktank?
I think it’s too late for that meow, Nom.
Joe Don Baker should be the Joker
I think it’s too late for that meow, Nom.
I think it’s too late for that meow, Nom.
I think it’s too late for that meow, Nom.
MITCHELL!!
Whoa, what happened to soup? Is he having a sezuire, or is this the work of terrorists?
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Who’s the puffy guy who’s a big dirty sex machine? MITCHELL!
Breaking news! Ted Levine cast as Wonder Woman! OMFG!
I’d like to see Bruce Campbell as Elvis as Green Lantern.
Breaking news!
Tom CruiseKevin Spacey cast as Northstar from Alpha Flight! (The Mighty Fek’lhr wonders if any of these spineless yIntaghs will even get that joke?)Do you think the Green Lantern uses fossil fuels?
I mean, if he was really Green, wouldn’t he use one of those shaky flashlights instead?
No Fek I don’t
Didn’t Alpha Flight have a sasquatch member? That about rounds up my knowledge of Alpha Flight. Fucking Canadians . . .
Meow what’s all this about Canadians?
THe Mighty Fek’lhr had always assumed that little baktag "Puck" would have come out as the gay member of Alpha Flight instead of… /\ /\ /\ :D
No one said anything about canadians bryce. the question was: Do you think the Green Lantern uses fossil fuels?
joe Don Baker is….Mittens
Why wouldn’t he use his ring of power (titter) for all his energy needs? If he burns fossil fuels then he’s a dick.
Breaking news! Guy in Tron suit cast as ‘janitor’!
can someone please nominate my 08:37 post? I think that is about as good s I’m going to acheive this week…
I only nominate funny posts.
look at 09:33 fek. That was pretty funny!!! Sorry bryce.
No one said anything about canadians bryce.
Wow. Now I KNOW my bathwater joke failed. I’m going to the corner.
That’s it Fek, I will dishonour your Mother, and take a huge Gha on your tribe’s good sofa! Then I will tell everyone you water down your blood wine with cranberry juice to help ease your raging urine infections!
DOR SHO GHA!!!
I got your joke, Soupy. It was funny. Feel betteR?
Hey, isn’t it about time we fucked some shit up again? We should plan a raid on one of those "other" website comment threads.
Nice, so soon, such an impact, and they say offending is not a good path to tread.
Point by point:
Fek, are you saying you’re the Julie McCoy of the Vessel Grethor?
For all intents and purposes…yes.
I don’t really have an opinion about this post. So… yeah.
Oh.
My.
GOD.
I need a divorce lawyer and a plane ticket STAT.
Oh, I meant to post this last night, but I a-reckoned it could just go in the nekkid lady thread:
Fek’lhr + new KY bottle + Sean Michaels (the porn star, not the wrestler) cock ring + fifi (1)
Home Schooled Sluts 2 (0)
COWABUNGA!
They should call him Frat-man in the movie since the actor is the ripe collegiate age of 21.