WINONA RYDER KIND OF HAS A NIPPLE
11.07.07I ridiculed WWTDD for posting this clip the other day because I was under the impression that you couldn’t actually see any naughty parts*. So to say Winona Ryder is naked in it is a misnomer – saying an actress gets naked in a scene where you don’t actually get to see anything is like saying a girl on the street is naked because she’s naked under her clothes.
But after seeing this screencap (It’s the file at the bottom; might be NWS) that someone was pathetic kind enough to find, I realize I stand corrected. You can totally kinda sorta see a dark part that’s probably her nipple. Good lord, I could probably chop down a tree with this boner I got right now it’s so rock hard. And then I could carve a monument out of it honoring Winona Ryder’s siren-like sex appeal. Oh, Winona, you’ve shoplifted my heart!
So the clip is from Sex and Death 101, which reunites Ryder with Heathers writer Daniel Waters (Batman Returns, Demolition Man) who also directs. Ryder stars as a serial killer named Death Nell** who… wait, seriously? Check please.
*Under the loosest guidelines, this must include at least one of the following, nipplage, labes, muff, or at the bare minimum, partial areola.
**I like how they chose to leave out the K. "We can’t have a character named ‘Death Knell’, that would be ridiculous! I know, we’ll call her ‘Death Nell’! Yes, that’s much more believable."
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She’s not even attractive in this. If you want to see attractive Wynona then watch A Scanner Darkly.
When you draw over ugly people you can make them beutiful.
I’m sorry and maybe I’ve just become a little jaded, but unless she takes it in the pooper. . . . not even a little interested.
It’s about fucking time there was a movie where Winona Ryder got her fucking tits out.
Nipples that are the same color as the rest of the titty are like having chocolate syrup on chocolate ice cream. BORING
See A Scanner Darkly, Again they’re drawn but you get the idea.
I’ve pretty much given up caring about movie nudity. In a age where I can see a cute little blond get reamed by 5 dudes at once, any time I like. A little nipple doesn’t quite cut it.
Also, for the record Lance, I thought we didn’t mention that other site here? Maybe you were too busy livin’ like a rock star to attend that meeting.
it’s not that we don’t mention it JHC, it’s just that we don’t call it by name. see The Site That Dare Not Speak Its Name or Over There or You Know Where etc., etc.
I cant see the picture!!!
Damnit Mike!
If I watched trailers I’m sure there would be a slight chance * that I’d be minimally impressed.
*blatent lie.
* part 2 blatant
I’ve always lusted after Winona. I don’t know why I just love that woman. Brook Shields, too.
There are others.
Yeah, i’ve seen A Scanner Darkly and dismissed it, but on reflection it’s actually quite a good premise. I may have to watch it again.
WWTDD Oh no now I am going to have to go to Internet jail
Luch: delete the end of the web addy, all the way down to the end being the number. Here
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20071106/
then click on the pictures
and Winona has a big brown beaver and she show it off to all her friends
*shows
The mountain bike gears scene from Scanner Darkly was top knotch. Probably because both Robert Downey Jr. and Woody ‘my dad’s now dead’ Harrelson are both da man. Really, neither of them can do any wrong in my book. Hell, they could break into a strangers house and hop into the bed of a small child and I would think it was classic.
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3108
What are the chances of Brendon bringing up Mr. Owl the day after I did and received a COW nomination for it? Seriously, I’m just wondering, and doubt anyone will answer me.
It’s because that site is full of ass-grabbing homophobic queerbag ball-lickers.
(irony)
That’s not what fuckin’ Mike looks like, dude…
Fuck, I don’t even know what I look like!
What are the chances of Brendon bringing up Mr. Owl the day after I did and received a COW nomination for it? Seriously, I’m just wondering, and doubt anyone will answer me.
I’d say pretty damned good Nom. It’s obvious to me you are a trend settin’ mothafucka. From the midwest, no less.
FUCK YOU MIKE!!!!
Closer. Much closer, but he’s thin, has more hair, but usually wears a pizza hut/wing street hat, and sometimes wheres glasses. But he is a slob. (chill out, 3rd street bloods).
It kind of makes me happy that even after sleeping with many, many beautiful super models, I still get rock hard at the site of even a partial nipple. I salute you, my heterosexuality!
I wish Shiek Al Gore was here so he could say:
"I’d say pretty damned good Nom. It’s obvious to me you are a trend settin’ mothafucka. From the midwest, no less.
Shit, you ain’t shit nom, I invented the internet, what have you done?
-Sheik Al Gore"
Are we suddenly seeing an influx of new readers/commenters here on FD? Or does everyone on here (all 5 of us) have 3 or 4 alter egos now? And by all of us I mean Jacktion as he started it all. Him or stoney, I forget.
Which begs the question, do I have an alter ego? Who am I?
I have known for some time now that woman have nipples. What you may not be aware of is that MEN also have nipples!
So yeah, I can only get hard if I’m seeing DVDA or Donkey v Midget…
i’m Bryce but only when he’s funny.
I must admit, I am an alter ego.
When he’s not funny, that’s the real Bryce.
Erswi- I think the guerilla marketing campaign is starting to pay off. Also, I think some of them are refugees coming from that other place over here to the land of opportunity. Fucking immigrants. Coming over here and stealing our opportunity. ‘Dey took r jyobs!’
I am finding that this site is obsessed with midgets. Like it gets you an automatic COW or something. In other news, when I see one on the street I want yell, "Kick yourself in the head you failed fetus!"
Don’t forget though Nommy, the immigrants are doing the commenting that FilmDrunkards just won’t do.
Wait.
Winona Rider……acting career……..Mr. Deeds…..What the fuck!
Who let all that happen?
Every comment over there goes by unnoticed. Nobody reads other comments, they just type thier own stupid jokes using the "c-word".
Catholic?
There is some fucked up people out there. We have alteregos already and then people go and make alta-alta egos.
I just don’t get it. I can’t keep up.
Hey! I’m mostly unfunny as it is, I wouldn’t even claim to be me…
oh, no, i got it now. . . crustacean. . . crustacean
No, it’s obviously Chaucer.
Can’t decide on a new avatar AGB?
Creamed-Canned-Cunts.
Personally, i think better stuff starts with b. Bongs, blunts, bitches, beer, and fucking breakfastBurritos.
Was that you or me? I only felt the need for an alter ego or 4 on the other place. This site gets 100% pure Charlie Bronze, who is, naturally enough an alter ego. The c word might be convoluted?
boobs
It’s hard to think right when you have the music from Newsies stuck in your head for 3 days.
So is this whole site just one person with many alter egos?
Nominus said, "http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3108 What are the chances of Brendon bringing up Mr. Owl the day after I did and received a COW nomination for it? Seriously, I’m just wondering, and doubt anyone will answer me"
He’s stealing from you and me both, Nominus. I posted a hermaphrodite joke and about 4 hours later Brendon talked about being born with both male and female genitalia in the Hillary Duff post http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3107
Although truth be told, there can never be too many hermaphroditic jokes.
badgers? I guess you don’t have badgers in the US.
they’re pretty sweet though. you should get some.
No, its like 5 or 6 people. (including you)
We have beavers though. Lol. Beaver.
Badgers? Badgers? We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!
one geek with multiple personalities
So, back to the Beetleguese chick….
I don’t like ribs.
Yeah we don’t got Beavers. We have otters. they’re like the same thing but they build damns and they’re not all stupid and goofy.
Yeah we don’t got Beavers. We have otters. they’re like the same thing but they don’t build damns and they’re not all stupid and goofy.
Now who’s stupid…..me that’s right.
otters also swim around on their back and do cutesy human hand type things with their front paws. far superior to badgers.
also, they don’t try to eat your face off.
Actually apparently Canadian beavers are taking over in Europe (so many jokes). They’re more aggressive and have no natural predators there. My Mum told me about it, she saw it on a nature show. It was called "Rampaging Beavers", at least that’s what I imagine it was called.
oh shit, i said Face Off and didn’t even notice it till after i submitted.
I want to take my Face. . . Off.
I’m not saying he stole from me, reluctantflux, not at all. That would be a bold statement, and his joke was no where near like what mine was. I was just kinda curious if I inspired anything, or if it’s common for someone to bring up Mr. Owl.
I’ve never seen a canadian Beaver…..
They’re just like American beavers. . . only hairier. . . and with fangs.
and do they say Aboot??
they do indeed say aboot. and they sit around the hoose.
Hoser!
Right so if I ever come across a dam with ice hockey parifnalia(sp) all over it I know I’m dealing with a Canadian beaver.
I like your thinking, Nominus. I’d much rather be a muse than someone stolen from.
Now if only I could inspire women to use me as a dildo.
Don’t forget that they also like to keep beer that tastes like moose piss close at hand. Another dead giveaway.
Aren’t all beavers Canadian….or from Oregon?
Right so they are hairy, have fangs, say aboot, like Hocky and drink moose piss beer.
I feel I’m ready for an adventure.
I used to post on wwtdd regularly, but my boss caught me and blocked it and all proxy servers via this insane content filter. i remember that day with sadness as he said "Joe, your work has become really sloppy lately" and i was all like "my name isn’t Joe and how can you be sloppy in a fucking computer warehouse?".
For your infotainment:
http://www.waza.org/virtualzoo/factsheet.php?id=110-005-001-002&view=Rodents%20and%20Hares&main=virtualzoo
Glen is from Oregon.
AGB, go to tinyurl.com, run that shit through and give it to us again please.
http://tinyurl.com/ypqhd7
So it can be asserted that Glen is a beaver?
Holy shit there are European Beavers. My lack of knowledge in regards to European rodent species is shocking. Second only to my lack of knowledege in regards to
women, pussy……GRRR BEAVERSthanks, very informative page all about beavers. i really learned alot. also, i’m horny now. weird, huh?
Does fucking a chink chick with the last name of Wellington count as seeing a(n) Eurasian Beaver? Cuz if so, then I’ve seen one.
Was she wrapped in a delicious pastry shell?
That depends J, what type of chink was she? Also, is it a family name or was she adopted. Cuz if she’s adopted i’m pretty sure that just makes her asian. And there are no asian beavers. You can’t argue with the science.
one more thing. . . was she hot? . . . like how hot? . . . did her poonanny smell like fried rice?what the fuck am i talking about?
I think she may have had a yeast infection. Does that count F’n Mike?
It actually smell like biscuits erswi. Or maybe potstickers.
so…i’m here for the gangbang?
Damn, I thought that "wellington" joke was pretty good.
You really didn’t have to answer that here, J. I’m thinking maybe I zoned out there for a minute and believed that I was Over There. Because Over There that type of question would have been commonplace and entirely appropriate.
Instead, since I now realize we’re on FD lemme axe you this: Were you watching a movie while you pounded her from behind? . . . What movie? . . . Did it win any awards?
The wellington joke was not lost on me Mike.
We broke Chatzy.
Hey offtopic for a tic (yeah I know what you’re saying. you can’t do that here! we never digress from the topic of conversation that our fearless leader has set down before us!). I know, but allow me the liberty just this once.
What’s the policy around here on reusing someone else’s avatar once they’re no longer employing it? Is it off limits for good, or more like an ex-girlfriend off limits? (you tell your buddy that you’re not gonna do anything for at least 3 months, but all the while you’re banging the shit out of her nightly while he’s drowning his sorrows in a bottle of Jim Beam.)
What, I’m the only asshole around here?
Well, maybe if Chatzy wasn’t made from shoddy materials to pander to Walmarts promise of low prices, we wouldn’t be in this debacle. It’s lowering our standard of living. Seriously, my dad has a whirlpool washer and dryer he bought in 1973 that still runs fine, and has never broke. My M-I-L on the other hand bought a whirlpool about 2 years ago, and the thing broke 1 month after the warranty expired.
I guess it depends on the situation erswi. How classic was the avatar? How long was the avatar employed by said friend. What kind of friend wouldn’t let you fuck his fine ass girlfriend anyways. Share the wealth I always say.
The Mighty Fekl’lhr is sorely tempted to change His avatar to Durstas the Klingon Durster. You rotting piles of forshak should be ashamed of these comments!
I say use it until you get caught. Not unlike fucking your ex-girlfriend.
Why would you want to erswi? It would just make you an unoriginal hack like the other place which i will now call the darkside.
alright, Fuckin’ Mike is calling me by my CKT name. Unmask, Traitor!
It’s gotta be VH. Or chodin, cuz he conveniently isn’t around either. But it seems like VH.
shit! I suck at this alter ego shit! Shit I say!
LOL, you suck at this too!
Why do I suck? You cannot tell me who my alter ego is. Or were you referring to Nommy? In which caseI have no alter ego.Hairy, come out for everyone to see.
Reluctantflux has a funny moustache. I would’ve told him that on the Olyphant thread, BUT IT’S NOT FUCKIN UP YET!!! And I made a promise to myself to never pre-post again. I’m a better person for it.
Off topic, but what’s wrong with Chatzy?
We durst it. Is that the proper tense of the verb? Dursted? Have durst?
ahh… by the way, Joker, I sent you something on Myspace.
Chatzy we hardly knew ye.
"dursted" because it sounds stupid
kewl, i gotcha. one of these days i gotsta get around to actually personalizing my page. either that or shoot myself in the foot. i haven’t decided yet.
New post finger sniffers.
Chatzy is like the whore mother that I
neverknew. She taunted and teased for a minute then when you really needed her she’s gone.Winona Ryder can pick up my dick and ball-sack with her warm soapy tits any day of the week.
Then, she should blow me.
Should.
Ryder – Ride-her – what the fuck was she thinking when she changed her name from "Throat-Warbler-Mangrove"?
Everyday, my head is all awhirl with images and messages and who is who?