11.30.07 TURN THAT MCFROWNIE UPSIDE DOWNIE
Just in case there was any doubt in your mind that Patrick Dempsey is every bit as manly as bare knuckle boxer Jack Dempsey, CinemaBlend today has an article with the headline "Dempsey Got Depressed While Filming Enchanted."
Actor Patrick Dempsey suffered depression on the set of his new movie Enchanted - because he felt desperately out of his depth making a semi-animated movie. The Grey’s Anatomy star struggled acting alongside imaginary creatures, and doubted his acting abilities for the first time in his career. He says, "It was a real challenge. There’s a scene where birds are coming in, and I’m reacting: `Was it big enough or is it too big?’
Oh Patrick, that’s a question I’ve often asked myself. I’ve found that the answer is, "Oh, haha, you’re kidding, right?"
"I’d go home and be completely depressed because I was like, `Am I making this movie work?’ It was like, `Please just let me go back to Grey’s Anatomy.’"
Gosh, you poor dear. I have just the solution: look to your right - it was the first result of a google image search for "Magic Rainbow Pony". With Magic Rainbow Pony on the case, you can’t possibly be sad! [Thanks to the always huggable Mikael for the tip]

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TURN THAT MCFROWNIE UPSIDE DOWNIE
I think I just grew a vagina after reading about his depression. Thanks magical rainbow pony!
because he felt desperately out of his depth making a semi-animated movie
You are out of your fuckin’ element, McDumpster!!!!
Mikael? Lance, have you been cheating on us? With a guy? Wow, thats pretty gay!
"I don’t know what it is but i’m going to fuck it." Anthropomorphic Great Dane upon seeing a pony, as told by Richard Pryor.
Gotta go to lunch, cash my check, and invest in scratch lottory tickets. Wish me bad luck!
Man up, faggot.
Whoa, I take an hour Easy Mac break and I miss two fucking posts?! And where the hell is Birfday Dawg?
I was a little depressed once, too. Then again, I was an alcoholic, almost bankrupt, and had tried to commit suicide. The good news is that I no longer try to commit suicide
daily!The Mighty Fek’lhr is sure this kotal was in a movie 20 years ago about a pizza man that "romances" lonely women, and one of them was Kirstie Alley. MOOOOOOOOO!!! Even by Klingon standards, that bitch is fat and ugly. Good job, Dempsey! They need lovin’, too!
*editors note-even with playing a sexy Vulcan chick in Wrath of Khan, Alley is still a nameless tahQeq amongst the Klingons
Boy, nothing dursts a thread like me opening up about my feelings….
You fucks are all making fun at me at the CKT, just admit it!!!
I think I saw that horse fuck a midget spanish chick in Tiajuana one time… the midget cried a lot, I laughed a lot, and the horse caught the clap… it was a magical time for all indeed!
I remember seeing that pizza movie when I was little and being very disturbed by it. Didn’t they have to order a certain topping to get the boy-whores to come over?
Fek - where else can you go and reveal your soul to a bunch of annonymous, egotiscal, sarcastic pricks who will pretend to be each other’s friend so they can get nominated for a weekly award that is the cyber equivalent to a three year old’s finger paintings being stuck to their parents’ refrigerator with a magnet shaped like a plunger that they got free the last time the plumber visited?
and that was nom-worthy, but I won’t do it now soup, just on principle.
Loverboy-1989-(from IMDB):
Randy Bodek works as a pizza delivery boy at Senor Pizza to make a few extra bucks. Some customers are special, though: When the order is for a pizza with extra anchovies, it means the female customers are looking for some loving. "Loverboy’s" reputation soon makes him very popular, but when Mom Bodek suddenly feels like some extra anchovies, things are looking grim for young Randy.
The Mighty Fek’lhr would guess the extra anchovies are to desensitize the pizza deliverer to the smell of fish…
Uh . . . . what the fuck are we talking about again?
That hurts Soup. I genuinely like all of you fuckers.
::uncrosses fingers behind back::
When i worked as a handyman we tried the same thing, but laying some pipe, snaking the drain, and polishing the knob, all seemed to be rather common requests and led to some very awkward, "Get the fuck outta my house before I call the cops or shoot you in the dick!" moments.
The cast of 300 announced thier plans to gang rape Dempsey in the form of a sequel. The brutal male rape on top of the green screen performance will make sure he never, ever leaves Grey’s Anatomy again. I, personally, would like to extend my kudos to those swell guys from 300.
Then there was the lawn buisness. prune the plum tree, trim the bagonias, weed the dog run, were all to vague.
He thinks HE gets depressed when he acts?! He should talk to the bitches from 2girls1cup… I bet they aren’t too happy about themselves either. What a dick.
see how i did that? tied in the porno message thread and original post… smoooooooth
Well CB- that explains the anal rape I got from those mexicans.
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