SUPER MEGA FROWNIE FACE NEWS >;-(
11.19.07
It may be necessary to hide the knives and pill bottles before you read this, but because of the ongoing writer’s strike, the production of Tom Hanks/Ron Howard’s Angels and Demons (the prequel to the Da Vinci Code) has been postponed.
Sources said the script, which was penned by "Da Vinci" scribe Akiva Goldsman, was rushed to meet the WGA’s Nov. 1 deadline for reaching a new contract with producers, and came in with insurmountable problems. Furthermore, no cast had signed on beyond Hanks. [Variety]
Bummer, man, it’s all hitting me. See, before today, the whole writer’s strike thing hadn’t meant much to me, but now, it’s like it’s totally hitting home. It’s so sad, I never thought it’d mean I’d have to wait longer for a Ron Howard movie. I feel just like that one dude who wrote that one poem about Nazis, and how when they came for the Jews he didn’t speak up because he wasn’t a Jew, and then when they came for the Communists, he didn’t speak up because he wasn’t a Communist, but then when they came for the neighbor chick, he was pissed ’cause she had a great rack. Something like that, I don’t really remember. Anyway, long story short, when you see a Ron Howard movie, the Nazis win.

Trust me neither of them looked as bored as I did watching this. We turned it off after the car chase THAT’s how bored. My Mum had to kick me and give me some insulin and I’m not even diabetic.
Where’s serious cat?
Hey, Hanks, get a haircut and lose some weight.
I totally think that Serious Cat and the Mona Lisa are related.
Those chicks are hot.
Wow, given that I haven’t read the books and never saw that stupid first movie, I can say that I am quite upset at this…
The upside of the writer’s strike of course is that a lot fewer shit movies are getting made. So you know, every cloud, silver lining etc…
I wish somebody would give me lots and lots of money.
I got nothing on this one. Anybody wanna pinch hit for me?
Morning every body.
The biggest news of the day is Kevin smith is stealing Felks’ lines.
http://tinyurl.com/2o3psj
check the title of the new smodcast.
He’s probably not allowed to write because of the strike. So I guess that makes you a scab. Way to cross the picket line Fek.
Erswi says: Iwant to punch Tom Hanks in his big fat face for appearing in a modern movie with a mullet. Da Vinci Code? More like Da Vinci CHODE!
You are welcome.
Dare He say it? BROTOX!
That pic just looks like the Mona lisa lookalike club.
"pull your best monalisa face…..now"
BTW, where in Kahless’ Mighty Untamed Pubic Patch are the CotW???
Thanks there bryce. That was pretty damned funny of me wasn’t it?
Everyone has so much respect for Mr. Hanks. I’m sure no one ever realizes that he probably has the most perverted fetishes the world has ever seen.
Which is? come one don’t hold out on us.
New post up bitches.
I want to find out the perversion…
Affleck: WHats the sickest thing you can think of? Take that and multiply it by 2.75. That is Mr. Hanks perversion. Tell the world.
The Mighty Fek’lhr noticed that you didn’t ask Him the sickest thing He could think of!
He is a nice man, also a great actor! I saw his profile on millionaire dating site called WealthyRomance.com last week! Apparently he is single now!
bigfan, The Mighty Fek’lhr has been warned that women that have to lube up a little because they are dry are actually post-op trannies, you sick fuck.