Over at the Hellboy 2 official site (Hellboy II: The Golden Army) they’ve got up the first of what they say is going to be three “first looks” in three days. Guillermo Del Toro’s Hellboy sequel opens July 11, 2008.
The numero uno poster design is for Liz Sherman, the B.R.P.D.’s resident pyrokinetic and g.f. of Hellboy. Played by the raven-haired Selma Blair once again in HB2, Liz can control a blue-tinted flame which she wields to fry to a crisp any bad demons, monsters or other chicks that try to steal her boyfriend. [MovieBlog]
Yeah, okay. Still, when I know the director’s capable of shit like this, I’m a little disappointed with shot of Selma Blair’s jaw and cheekbone. They’re calling it a “theater lobby display”, so I imagine in real life it’s going to look even bigger than this. Scary thought – blowing up pictures of extreme close-ups has a tendency to make chicks look fat (don’t ask me how I know) and they hate that.
It’s a basic tenant of science that I try to harness when sending out pictures of my penis on Myspace. Gotta give the ladies what they want up front, am I right? And now we wait…
I want more like this!
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