Al Roker visited the set of The Dark Knight this morning, and as expected, compelling television ensued.
Also, didn’t Christian Bale used to be British? What’s up with the accent? He sounds like that episode of Friends where Ross fakes the British accent and then tries to phase it out. I mean, uh… it reminds me of that one time… I was, uh… watching football with the guys, and… STOP LOOKING AT ME!
I love these promotional tours they put the poor actors through where they have to explain the psyche of character they’re playing from a philosophical standpoint, even if the character is Captain Hook or a talking donkey. Thanks for sociology lesson, Bale! Keep nodding fascinatedly, Roker! Such insightful questions, "So, what’s Batman like?" I swear they pay these people to be as dumb as the folks at home.
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I know black guys are supposed to have big schlongs but I just don’t see Al Roker fitting the bill.
Wow, gonna have to go into overtime with the shrink after this. Pictures of Al Roker, Al Roker’s dong, and corny poo are dancing through my head . . .
I thought I’d woken up with a fairly sizeable penis this morning. Adding to my surprise, I discovered it appeared to be a black man’s penis.
Yeah it was a poo, though.
Byron from my Subway story liked Friends. You ever work at Subway, Lance?
The Mighty Fek’lhr would have approved of a batarang to Roker’s face followed by a huge ballooned "COON!" or "JIG!"
Maybe his name is actually joker, but he had fictional animated character scooby doo fill in his job application.
I mean, who wouldn’t.
if they really wanted to make bale "think" and "reach inside his character", roker should have asked, "tell me christian…how does batman punch?" .
capital boosh.
I actually haven’t watched 2 girls 1 cup yet. Am I missing anything?
A good question for Bale would be:
When filming American Psycho, did you ever pop a boner when killing all those people?
You are Fek, it’s about these 2 girls with only one breast between them, which they share by working out a fortnightly rotational system. It’s really quite something.
Batman is an anti-semitic bigoted mysogynist closeted homosexual pederast. AKA, Bryce’s grandma.
Tell me, do you like sports movies? What about gladiator movies? Have you ever seen a man naked?
empty jenkem balloon :(
That sexy bitch her.
Batman punches and breaks his thumbs. I’ve got proof. Some of you know that.
Hey they cut out Roker’s best question. "How does Batman get dressed so fast?"
Crapb: I can’t disagree with you. For I am not my grandmother…
Roker is such a fuckin’ dipshit. "Such an A-list cast. Christian Bale, Morgan Freeman, Aaron Ekhart." Hey you stupid tummytuckin’ dumbfuck! You ever heard of Michael Caine? You know, the guy that has 2 oscars?
Do you like it when timmy gets his nose…….
I have to go to a meeting in 30 minutes. Will one of you make a funny comment on any new posts on my behalf? Best imitation gets to be my best friend. Only counts on any post that pops up between now and when I get back, probably about 45 minute to an hour window.
I once summered in a Turkish prison. Does that make me ghey?
Whoa, i just saw one of erswi’s avatars for a split second in that video.
No craps, what makes you for the gheys is that you used the word "summered"
roker: "tell me christian, what’s it like to be interviewed by something that’s been dead for years?"
::jhc throws down his diet coke w/vodka and stands::
I ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE SET FORTH BY NOMINUS!
::jhc starts thinking about how fuckin’ lame his life has become and begins to cry::
:jhc starts thinking about how fuckin’ lame his life has become and begins to cry
Uh, dude, good try, but doesn’t count. Only NEW threads
el That’s a relief, I thought it had to do with consentual homosexual sodomy. If it is just semantic/verbosity issues I am so relieved.
"so christian, how long do you think my career as a broadcaster will last, spewing flotsam even less searching than "so how was lunch? Good? Did you have ice in your water?"
roker: "christian, if ‘batman’ were an ice cream flavor – what would it taste like?"
Oh craps, congress with another man’s brown bud doesn’t make you a hom. That’s just a rumour.
A cheap rumour I tells you!
roker: "tell me christian, if i put on a misfit’s tee shirt and a batman mask, and then molested my youngest nephew – would he grow up with a fear of bats or skeletons ?"
The chick on the end of the sofa in the boots looked quite tidy. Wonder if Al’s poked her.
"christian, do you ever put on the batsuit and sing the 60s TV show theme song?"
Actually, if I could play Batman, I would totally do that.
CB, what are the odds Al sidled up to her and said "How’d you like me to Roke you?"
roker: "christian, do you ever look at newborn babies and picture yourself biting into their heads like a cadbury egg?"
Wonder if he keeps his argyle socks on when he’s making the beast with two backs. I bet sofa/boots chick would love that.
Cadbury filling < Newborn brains
I think mad props should go to chodin for his unflinching "roker question" schtick with increasingly Hilarious results.
Lol, sir. Lol.
roker: "christian bale, does it bother you that i’m wearing boxer-briefs with pinocchio’s face on the front, and where the nose should be, is the dick hole? pinocchio with a black man’s dick for a nose: isn’t that ludicrous ?"
dude bale is a bad motherfucker…. read his imdb facts. he covers up his british accent on set because he thinks its wierd for batman to sound welsh. so basically …. HES FUCKING WITH YOUR HEAD, MAN!!!! FUCKING WITH YOUR HEAD!!!!!!
roker: "Christian, I find it amazing that you sound more balck than I do. Do you find it amazing too?"
roker: "mr bale, hypothetically speaking: who would win in a fight, batman or e-honda from street fighter?"
Oh man…How you gonna keep ‘em down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?
roker (who’s just lost it at this point): "bale mc-nasty bomb, tell me something…what’s it feel like to be "inside" of a woman…..ssssss…….heart?"
Imdb trivia also offers these nuggets, to help us sleep soundly:
*Two of his most famous character’s names have a difference of only one letter. Bateman and Batman.
*Shares the role of Batman with Val Kilmer.
Bra-fucking-vo IMDB. Bra. Fucking. Vo.
Kilmer might yet be cast as The Penguin. Last time i saw a oic of him, over at the other place, he was looking a bit Oswald Copperpot.
Christian Bale anagram; Labia Rich Nest
pic not oic
roker: "Mr. Bale, does my balck skin hanging from my once morbidly obese body make me look like I could someday be a villian in Batman’s universe? Maybe Melted Chocolate Man?"
HOLY ANAGRAM CRAPBASKET!!!
::cymbal crash::
COWABUNGA! I loooooooooove being a
pederastturtle!How about; Barnacle Shit I
Labia Chin Rest also works…
DOR SHO GHA! /\/\/\ That was supposed to be Roker speaking….
Anal Ice Births
Labia Chin Rest? Ooh. i’d like one of those for Christmas.
Nail its breach
"You are not Fek’lhr!"
Christian Bale is dreamy….
Oh, wait, where am i? Crap
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……………….(insert whatever means I’m not totally lame here)
Another anagram; Bitch Rise Anal
Now this one is funny given some context, "In the morning I shout; bitch, rise. Anal!"
what the fuck are you all talking about?
i’ve actually had to work today so no filmdrunking for me
empty jenkem balloon :(
You’re not lame Eib. My wife would stab me through the heart by way of my pee hole to get a chance at Christian Bale.
Am I the ONLY ONE who noticed that the pic of the joker that Roker displayed WAS NOT HEATH LEDGER?!??! It is infact the Joker for that Batman Fan Film???? You’d think someone at that stupid show would do some research and get a ledger joker pic…or at least one from the comic book as not to look stupid…If I was the person who created that fan Batman flick I’d sue.
Am I the ONLY ONE who noticed that the pic of the joker that Roker displayed WAS NOT HEATH LEDGER?!??! It is infact the Joker for that Batman Fan Film???? You’d think someone at that stupid show would do some research and get a ledger joker pic…or at least one from the comic book as not to look stupid…If I was the person who created that fan Batman flick I’d sue. ITS right at 1:13…
Howdy everyone – TGIF!
Hey Glen! Tonight’s pizza night buddy! What kind of beer will you and the Mrs. share?
Hey Glen! Tonight’s pizza night buddy! What kind of beer will you and the Mrs. share?
Oh, I found a nice, full bodied Irish beer. I’m glad I only drink half – it’s got quite a kick. I can’t remember the name, exactly. It’s in a green bottle. O’Doyles? Something like that.
RIP Evel Knievel.
Heres my anagrams for the day:
Filmdrunk= I’m Dr. Flunk
What would Tyler Durden Do?= Thereunto lowly wad dr dud,
or= why old dud adulterer town?
The mood was somber at Evel’s funeral. Many in the darkly clad gathering had their heads bowed, discretely raising tissues to damp cheeks.
The casket bearers pushing the cart carrying Evel’s casket begin the long walk down the aisle between the pews, but slowly begin to pick up speed. All of the sudden at the end of the aisle, Robbie Knievel shoves a ramp into line with the cart. With a hearty shove, the bearers send Evel on his final stunt. Up the ramp he goes, launching majestically into the dimly lit air of the cathedral. With a tremendous WHUMP! the casket crashes to the ground, tumbling end over end. The crowd stands and looks on in disbelief.
Then, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, Evel emerges from the twisted remains of the coffin, stands on a pew and proclaims, "I ain’t dead yet fuckers!"
The Mighty Fek’lhr was astounded that Naughty Neighbors would include a free dvd copy of "Home Schooled Sluts 2" with their new issue! Read all about His experience with that vid in the Wonder Woman thread! GUY’CHA!
Bale says he does Batman interviews in an American accent. Also, why the does Al Roker look like he’s been on a meth binge since 1994? He lost like 200 pounds?
He and Star Jones should hook up.
Where is Comments of the Week, fag???
cawabunggaaaaa mothafuckas!!!!! thanks for the advice jhc, i feel fuckn rejuvinated. as if i just rubbed three out sequentially!
http://www.filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=681
Fuck you, j!
btw best anagram ever goes to richard wallace:
This is my story of Jack the Ripper, the man behind Britain’s worst unsolved murders. It is a story that points to the unlikeliest of suspects: a man who wrote children’s stories. That man is Charles Dodgson, better known as Lewis Carroll, author of such beloved books as Alice in Wonderland.
=
The truth is this: I, Richard Wallace, stabbed and killed a muted Nicole Brown in cold blood, severing her throat with my trusty shiv’s strokes. I set up Orenthal James Simpson, who is utterly innocent of this murder. P.S. I also wrote Shakespeare’s sonnets, and a lot ofFrancis Bacon’s works too.
Lance always fucks around to get the new CotW up! Fucking homo!
What the fuck was that for Fek?
::jhc gives Fek the stink eye while reaching into his waistband for his gat::
The Funniest thing about this comment is that by the time you realize it doesn’t say anthing it’s too late for you to stop reading it you Dumb Fuck!
Doesn’t he usually put those up on Monday? Oh that’s right, it used to happen on fridays didn’t it? Fuck it’s been so long ago….my humble apologies Mighty Klingon.
::jhc backs away slowly, bending at the waist, hoping to not get his head cut off by a bat’leth::
You’re welcome dubs. You can’t go wrong with choosin’ sleep.
I think I like having them on Mondays. Gives you something to look forward to. Fridays are already good. That’s the day I get my mandatory blowjob from the wifey, even if she does it with a grimace on her face. Fucking bitch.
true story: whenever i court a young/old lady, i ask them to grimace for me. for that’s a criterion they must meet before i decide to move forward (why? idk, because it’s funny to me). if they dont or dont know how i immediately donkey punch them. the surprise factor at that point is at 11. at which point they cry or scream or something and threaten me with ‘charges of sexual/assault and battery’ or some other bullshit.
ok, maybe not half of that story was true but which part was? :::dwayne johnson face:::
By grimace, do you mean wear a purple fat suit? Cuz I do the same thing, but I have them wear a Hamburgler suit.
::rubble rubble::
barney rubble?
Nah dude, the Hamburgler makes that rubble rubble noise when he’s gangkin’ people’s CCH Pounders.
my friend once dressed up as the hamburgler and he went to pick up his little sister from school. needless to say he was apprehended by school authorities and questioned because ‘someone’ called the school and told them there was a predator in the school under the guise of the ‘hamburgler’ trying to rob lil boys ‘burgers’. funniest.shit.ever.
I’m going to gracefully leave the stage now. Gotta go home. And I’ve gotta go buy some RAM for my PC. Get it? No? Good, cuz there was no jokes. Consider yourselves ‘Latered’.
bye nommy! go for a 1gb stick.
CrapBasket:
I once summered in a Turkish prison. Does that make me ghey?
No…I don’t think it does. However…….
"I once simmered in a Turkish Bath"…………that definitely made me ghey. At least for the day.
oowwwch.
Well dub, firstly, I can’t get a 1 gig stick for this motherboard. I can only add a second 512mb. Second, I can’t seem to find the correct type of 512mb stick at any of the fucking stores. Buncha bullshit. Guess thats what i get for putting together this pc 4 years ago.
Batman and Roker?
Really?
RABBLE RABBLE! Yintaghburglar wants CotW! FUCK!!!!!!! Is it Monday yet? That’s why we scare the EW people, we are DRUNK! COWABUNGA! I LOVE BEING A KLINGON!