11.30.07 PLEASE, SOMEONE BALE OUT AL ROKER

I know black guys are supposed to have big schlongs but I just don’t see Al Roker fitting the bill.

Wow, gonna have to go into overtime with the shrink after this.  Pictures of Al Roker, Al Roker’s dong, and corny poo are dancing through my head . . .

I thought I’d woken up with a fairly sizeable penis this morning. Adding to my surprise, I discovered it appeared to be a black man’s penis.

Yeah it was a poo, though. 

Byron from my Subway story liked Friends. You ever work at Subway, Lance?

The Mighty Fek’lhr would have approved of a batarang to Roker’s face followed by a huge ballooned "COON!" or "JIG!" 

Maybe his name is actually joker, but he had fictional animated character scooby doo fill in his job application.

I mean, who wouldn’t. 

if they really wanted to make bale "think" and "reach inside his character", roker should have asked, "tell me christian…how does batman punch?" .

capital boosh.

I actually haven’t watched 2 girls 1 cup yet. Am I missing anything?

A good question for Bale would be:

When filming American Psycho, did you ever pop a boner when killing all those people?

You are Fek, it’s about these 2 girls with only one breast between them, which they share by working out a fortnightly rotational system. It’s really quite something.

Batman is an anti-semitic bigoted mysogynist closeted homosexual pederast. AKA, Bryce’s grandma.

Tell me, do you like sports movies? What about gladiator movies? Have you ever seen a man naked?

empty jenkem balloon :( 

That sexy bitch her.

Batman punches and breaks his thumbs. I’ve got proof. Some of you know that.

Hey they cut out Roker’s best question. "How does Batman get dressed so fast?"

Crapb: I can’t disagree with you. For I am not my grandmother…

Roker is such a fuckin’ dipshit.  "Such an A-list cast.  Christian Bale, Morgan Freeman, Aaron Ekhart."  Hey you stupid tummytuckin’ dumbfuck!  You ever heard of Michael Caine?  You know, the guy that has 2 oscars? 

Do you like it when timmy gets his nose…….

I have to go to a meeting in 30 minutes. Will one of you make a funny comment on any new posts on my behalf? Best imitation gets to be my best friend. Only counts on any post that pops up between now and when I get back, probably about 45 minute to an hour window.

I once summered in a Turkish prison. Does that make me ghey?

Whoa, i just saw one of erswi’s avatars for a split second in that video.

No craps, what makes you for the gheys is that you used the word "summered"

roker: "tell me christian, what’s it like to be interviewed by something that’s been dead for years?"

::jhc throws down his diet coke w/vodka and stands::

I ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE SET FORTH BY NOMINUS!

::jhc starts thinking about how fuckin’ lame his life has become and begins to cry::  

:jhc starts thinking about how fuckin’ lame his life has become and begins to cry

Uh, dude, good try, but doesn’t count. Only NEW threads