Forbidden Kingdom Teaser – Jackie Chan and Jet Li. “A bullied New York teenager (Michael Angarano) obsessed with Hong Kong cinema and classic Kung Fu movies one day he discovers a legendary warrior’s staff in a Chinatown pawnshop, which transports him back to ancient China.” My favorite part was the flying and the magic.
Redacted – “A fictional story inspired by true events, REDACTED is a unique cinematic experience that will force viewers to radically reconsider the filters through which we see and accept events in our world, the power of the mediated image and how presentation and composition influence our ideas and beliefs.” Here’s Brian DePalma’s chance to prove me wrong about him being the most overrated filmmaker of our time. Having the only image in the trailer be some whiny pussy crying on his wife’s shoulder doesn’t seem very promising.
Beowulf Featurette – More like GAY-owolf. Yup, still looks stupid.
Saawariya – “A timeless story of two young star-crossed lovers whose passions almost consume their will to the brink of self-destruction. In this eternal tale of an ode to romance, stand two lonely souls whose childlike innocence and candour only obscures their inner turmoil, anger, anxiety and desperate…” Had enough? Yeah, me too. But I am hungry for some curry.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Featurettes (1 and 2) – "Using an old Potions book which previously belonged to the "Half-Blood Prince," Harry is able to increase his magical knowledge and prepare for battle. First, however, he must help Dumbledore discover the secret to Voldemort’s quest for immortality — the location of his Horcruxes." I usually keep my horcruxes near my horankle brace in the dead whore pile.
I want more like this!
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