/Film has a brand new trailer and Collider has eight new clips from Juno up today. Directed by Jason Reitman and written by Diablo Cody (Brook Busey-Hunt), Juno stars Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Rainn Wilson, Jason Bateman, Jennifer Garner, and JK Simmons; and I swear to christ it feels like I’ve been hearing about it since I was just a muscular tadpole in my Daddy’s nutsack. Could you please just release the f-ing thing already?
Juno opens in New York and Los Angeles on December 5th, but as for the rest of you sad bastards, well you can just park your fat asses at IHOP and soak up lingonberry butter till you croak because Hollywood doesn’t care about you. Yeah, that’s right, they’re not concerned about the little guy, because they’re too busy getting money enemas and eating endangered species sushi off of real-live naked chicks, man! The kind guys like you and me only see on the internet! I’m sick of it!
Anyway, I used to think I was into Ellen Page ‘cuz she’s all smart alecky and stuff, but now I’m starting to think I might like her friend in the pigtails more. Okay, okay, lusting after high school girls is kind of weird, but in real life her names Olivia Thirlby and she’s street legal in all 50 states. Now, if I could just find an IMDB page for that bewitching chap from the Gerber jars.. .
And Mr. Snuggles. That sexy bear really softens my fabric.
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Dumpster Baby!
That is all…
Where do the high school girls hang out around here?!
Diablo II > Diablo Cody
That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age.
Michael Cera’s from Brampton, Ont. Another comedian we’ve exported. You’re welcome.
Yeah, well, you probably just stole him from us anyways.
You can keep your current temperature though. I’m sure winter is a golden age of nipples up there. Diamond cutters even.
a prego chick that just doesn’t give a fuck, and IS going to give away the baby?
sign me up uncle sam, where can i find me one of these gals?
As I explained to Jack! yesterday our avg temperature of Toronto is the same as San Francisco… just it’s either boiling or freezing. That’s why we’re funnier, I mean, it’s either that or cannibalism to pass the time.
…oh and "good morning" dildo heads.
Well, just quit thinking of Minneapolis and Chicago as your personal miami. Our cities damn you!!
Pardon my French Canadian
We don’t need your Chicago and Minneapolis. We’ve got our Winnipeg and Saskatoon.
I’m going out in the sleet/snow to get some education. 2 & 1/2 more days until the big decision…
What decision?
LibrAryan Nation!!!!
Seriously. LibrAryan Nation. You should like that more than "urban" people like going to Gallagher Concerts.
corny poo – i think i speak for everyone when i say "thank you for changing that goddamn picture".
Fist, she looks like a younger Anne Hathaway! TremenDOOSH!
Second, I used to love Sam Rockwell until I looked at that chicks pictures on IMDB an saw Sam wearing a giant, gayer-than-Fek’lhr-in-a-Klingon-steambath, fuzzy scarf. Can you count on no one anymore?
I’m here to please…
Good morning or afternoon you prairie flower scented douches.
ahahahaa, JHC, love the new outfit!
*big hairy smelly Klingon hug for Corny*
Thanks Nommy. I did it in honor of the fact that I had to do payroll today.
Whoa, did you guys know that Helena Bonham Carter is married to Tim Burton? I guess I should have assumed that.
I did know that actually. Did you know that a K-State b-ball player pissed into some towels on the sideline last night? I REALLY should have assumed that!!!!
Yeah, I saw that. Did you know that Canada is all fucked up and makes a year olds fight each other while standing on Ice? Yeah, I didn’t assume that. Canadians are insane violence hungry people who love cold weather and call it San Fransico
*8 year olds
I once bought a coke from a vending machine using Jason Bateman bath water. It worked, but there was some Michael Cera bath water mixed in with the change. I didn’t notice until I got home. Sucked
(Nailed it!)
I knew that! Did you all know that Jesus Christ can sharpen pencils with his ASS?!?!?!?! Oh, wait, I guess you did…..
Fuckin’ Quintana man, that creep can roll.
8 year olds dude.
What stone? No Drumroll preceding that?
Google has failed me, now I have to show my ignorance. What or who is Quintana?
NEW POST QUEEFS
new post, fek’lhrs!
check out that teamwork yall! Tag team back again, check it wreck it lets begin, partyon party Peephole.
Damn Nom!!! The Big Lebowski! I may not have nailed the quote exactly, but I thought it was close enough.
*loads .44 mag while crying*
That was my slip up, JHC. I really don’t know that many lebowski quotes. Weird cuz it’s a great movie, and I remember all kinds of quotes. Don’t shoot yourself. Or me.
Don’t sweat it Nom.
*lowers mag and wipes slobber from barrel*
Say what you will about the tenents of national socialism, at least it’s an ethos.