Nic Cage, Steve Buscemi and Tracy Morgan have signed on to do voice work for Jerry Bruckheimer’s upcoming G-Force.
Bill Nighy and Will Arnett have joined the ranks of the on-screen actors in the live-action/CG film, which marks the directorial debut of Oscar-winning visual effects innovator Hoyt Yeatman.
The story follows a group of ultra-intelligent animal commandoes who work for a government agency trying to prevent an evil billionaire from taking over the world. Cage will play Speckles, a mole; Buscemi will portray Bucky, a hamster; and Morgan will voice Blaster, a guinea pig. Nighy will portray an industrialist, and Arnett will play an FBI agent. [Reuters]
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m excited for this. I mean, every time I see a pixar flick I think to myself, “This is great, but couldn’t this be more like National Treasure?” I mean, heartwarming tales of family are cool and all, but let’s give kids what they really want – wild adventure rides about solving the mysteries of the world; all contained in an ancient scroll hidden in Lady Liberty’s tampon. Ghost stories! Talking animals! Glib sidekicks! That’s what real filmmaking’s all about.
Tracy Morgan stars in "Somebody Gon’ Get Pregnant!" after the jump. Favorite line? "I’m the ooh-chow!"
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Reluctantly crouched….etc.
Bruce Willis was awesome in "Over the Hedge".
Engines pumping, and thumping in time . . .
This is Beast Wars mixed with Indiana Jones with a side order of garbage. I skipped the first paragraph and thought you meant Morgan Freeman, which would be weird. It would be a note to senility if he was in it, but then I re-read and the world made semi-sense again.
Dammit agb, I hadn’t read the article yet. Next time lead off with a "spoiler alert" if you could.
I really like hyphenated words. Is there any way to make hyphenated a hyphenated word?
hyphen-ate-d
Ooh….CAKE!
Then the mole takes his face……….off.
I assume it’s not a race Nom. Maybe if you slowed down and just went with the experience baby polarbears wouldn’t be dying. That’s right, I blame you for the entirety of global warming.
On that note, I’m out. Have a mediocre work/life experience everyone.
I blame you for the entirety of global warming.
I take exception to that. Apparently you haven’t seen the last few frames after the credits following "Bender’s Big Score". I’m a hero in that department.
The Mighty Fek’lhr wonders who will voice Jessica Rabbit…John Rhys-Davies?
I’m Brian Fellow!
(another character who needs to be posting here)
contained in an ancient scroll hidden in Lady Liberty’s tampon
Kudos Lance, funny shit. I’d nominate you for a COTW but as you are banned from entering you can just say I wrote it and give me top spot as your puppet.
I assume it’s not a race Nom.
You know what they say about assuming, don’t ya?
Assume: v.-To take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof.
Frankly I am not OK with all the big name Movie and TV actors doing all the voice work recently. It takes away money from the voice-over actors who are too ugly to normally get regular work on TV or in Movies. Won’t someone think about their poor, starving, ugly children?!
You’re right Nommy. I say that all the time. You know what else I say all the time?
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!
…geee-ox?
No Fek. You of all people should understand when a foreign language is employed. It’s Lithuanian. It’s pronounced gee-ay-ux. I don’t really know what it translates to.
Bah, The Mighty Fek’lhr knows what "baktag" translates to, you rotting pile of forshak!
Is baktag the same as ho tag? B/c that’s where a ho tag goes from what I’ve heard. On a ho’s back.
There are a lot of polish people around in my town these days.
It’s quite educational coming here. I have managed to learn how to swear in Klingon without even trying. Maybe this is the key to learning all languages?
How dare they defile the good name of yet ANOTHER cartoon from my youth. Fuckers. They get me all wound up about a group of people in bird outfits saving the world, then BAM!, kicked squarely in the jiblets(giblets). Fuckin’ movie about animals that sound like people saving the world. Fuck Thanksgiving. There isn’t anything to be thankful for.
Fek, you should be damned. Get this- I have had to stop myself multiple times this week from saying "Dor-Shoo-Ga". And I’ve accidentaly said it a few times too. In real life, with my voice. I’m just a talkin away with somebody, and when I get to the end of my statement- Dor-Shoo-Ga.
The Mighty Fek’lhr asserts that "baktag" can be roughly translated into two things in your puny human language:
Fek is damned Nommy. He is damned.
WHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!
(If it makes you feel any better, I cuss in Klingon at work all the time. It has gotten to the point where I barely get any looks any more.)
(If it makes you feel any better, I cuss in Klingon
at workin my Mom’s basement all the time. It has gotten to the point where I barely get any looks any more.)FIXED! Burn!
Hey everybody, I think I just found a picture of Fek online. Be careful though, it’s NSFL (not safe for lunch).
[www.mikefullerton.com]
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
/\ /\ /\ Trailers don’t have basements, yIntagh!
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DOR SHO GHA!
He meant, GRRR…ranch style housing!
Actually the list i found on the same page has some interesting notes as well.
[www.mikefullerton.com]
Number 16 should interest Fek in particular.
Nicolas Cage = Acne Sag Coil
Luch, I have no idea what that means and yet I am disgusted. Congratulations buddy.
The Mighty Fek’lhr feels those Klingon Programmer guys have their hearts in the right place, but they need to check their fucking facts a little closer. "Kalis"? WTF?
*nod
another good photo of Fek. i think this one is from his younger days.
[www.christiannagel.com];
no sure if this is Fek or not but i’m terrified none the less.
[www.shore-leave.com];
What are you doing, stealing my browsing history?
In closing, you guys are pretty f’n weird Fekky.
I did not see that the mole has Nic cages hair. I shouldn’t get stoned at work and look at this site, it blows my fucking mind…
I’m in your head Fek. whoooooooo
In my head? Say hi to my sex life.
Zombie, zombie, zombie-e-e-e-o-o-o-o ay ay o.
I’m confused Luch…
I’m confused Luch…
Damn double post.
New post! Would I lie to you?
Luch is Cranberrying it up over there.
Hey, Luch, you cant just call out Zombie like that.
Is it just me, or did Eib recently get alot more intelligent?
I don’t know Nom, you went and jumped page so I can’t see her brains anymore.
Eib, you have just become the sole bright spot in my day. It’s fucking snowing here, Lance iis apparently schlepping, and I can’t go home sick. Bless your heart and other parts. Even if they aren’t yours.
*please let them be her’s*
Sorry ’bout the extra "i" there. I’m shivering my gonads off. In my defense, I’m wearing shorts and a t-shirt cuz my severe dyslexia told me the televison showed a high of 82.
damn, i wanna be where you are J, it’s fuckin 80 here in the Big Sleazy and i’m sweating my nads off. not fuckin fair.
I’ll gladly swap with ya bro.
And I’m smak dab inbetween the 2 of you in beautiful Kansas. Ever wonder why that song "Fifty Nifty United States" always ended with "Kansas is the best state of the 50 nifty united states, from 13 original colonies? Yo.
i hate the fucking heat down here. as a life long louisianian you’d think i’d be used to it. i’m sweating like jimmy swaggart in an airline hwy. motel room. (sorry if you don’t get that. local reference)
I got the reference. On the plus side, theres a cold front moving in. its about 25 degrees cooler here than last night
I live in North Texas, so i figured maybe it would help you out too.
Am enjoying Tracy Morgan’s performance on 30 Rock, which is currently showing over here. How comw no one ever told him he’s got a girl’s name though? He should change it to Trace Morgan or maybe Dave.
Why does the spellchecker not work for me on this site?
Spellcheck just plain does not work on this site for anyone. I think it was a hilarious prank lance was playing on us, then forgot.