Roger Friedman from Fox News is apparently reporting that the villain in the upcoming Bond movie, Bond 22, is a French actor named Mathieu Almaric. His parents could’ve spelled it Matthew, but, being French, they wanted to remind us through spelling to pronounce it with the proper sneer. Almaric has showed solid acting chops in supporting roles in Munich and Marie Antoinette, and now hopes to translate his giant, lemur-like pupils into action-movie villainy.
I think it’s great casting. He’s got that clammy, semi-translucent skin, and eyeballs from which no light escapes that seem to say, “I’ve been to the future, and it is a dark, slimy place where happiness is a lukewarm brine and eels are your only friends. Attempt not lying to me, for I can see your thoughts.”
Plus, you know, he’s French. And no one likes them, am I right! LOL!
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I don’t know what this is aboot. It’s that important that i be le premier.
Huzzah!
huzz what?
The only thing that we like less than you Americans is the French. Except for Marcel Marceau. We quite like him, now that he’s dead.
That dude looks like Matthew Broderick is about to throw up.
The one on the right or left Jacktion?
Shit, I meant Jacktion! but I didn’t want anyone to think I was excited and could not properly frame a question. Now I look like a douche for addressing that to Jacktion!‘s alter ego instead of Jacktion! himself. I am so confused.
The one on the left. You can tell I meant him because I said "the dude" not "the lemur".
The chap on the right looks like Marlon Brando is about to lose his lunch.
Wait, I thought the one on the left was the lemur. What are we talking about?
The one on the right. You know I meant him because I said "chap" not "the illiterate ass clown".
that would be "opposite of not rad" if james bond’s enemy always had a lemur perched on his shoulder…kinda’ like dr. claw and that fucking cat he was always petting…yeah dr. claw, pet that shit…
go, go, gadget gayness.
Is the French guy working for the French secret service and blowing up Greenpeace ships? They could be really inventive and make Bond the bad guy. Sometimes governments don’t always do the right thing. Wow, how far fetched would that be?
True story – this dude got us 1/2 off dinner for four at a local restaurant. The wait staff apparently thought my brother (the one who wanted to be Wonder Woman) looked like this guy. I assure you, he does not.
Anyway, none of them had the nerve to ask if he was this actor, so they sent the manager over to ask. Before my brother could say no, I said "will his answer affect our bill?"
She figured the answer was no, but agreed to cut the bill in half if she could tell the staff that he was this actor. So she did, and we got the discount.
Ray. If somebody asks if you are a god, you say YES!
Whats all this then?
nothing to see here, move along
Bunch’a wankas tinkerin’ about.
Erswi-Are you the Keymaster?
I’ve been mistaken for lots of people. None of them ever saved me money.
Are you the Gatekeeper?
Is it just me or did the idea of Rick Moranis boning Sigourney Weaver just make you want to vomit when you saw that movie? I mean she was not chew your arm off fugly, but he’s a little troll nerd. Keymaster. Gatekeeper. Keep it in your pants the both of you’s.
yeah, my mind glosses over that fact. so i can enjoy the rest of it
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this was a little funny
yeah, not nearly as good as powerthirst though. it comes in shockolate.
If your name is Lynn, then stay the fuck home…..bitch
you guys: pussy teeth was pretty easy to roll with…
…james bond villains are sort of hard.
Pegasi, come on thats a little funny
I am just not doing it for you guys any more, I guess. I have failed.
GOD BERRY! KING OF THE JUICE!
Oh, you do it for me baby!
My ex-girlfriend had steak mittens.
Not the good kind.
ew
my old girlfriend had "nothing inside of her head".
this of course AFTER the power-drill.
I’m watching Fight Club again and i can’t help but lament the demise of the other place. They need some sort of entrance exam over there, and a few expulsions.
Wait, wtf did i miss? Eib, come back. WTF just happened while I was gone? I cannot leave you kids alone for 5 minutes.
why am I all alone in the CKT?
its not the CKT if Im alone
Its just the T
Alright Drunktards, time to go eat a steak and bang the wife. I think you know what I mean. Check you later!
Check you later! Check you later! Why are you always such a dork man?
hmmm. I think Picnicface dursted. Now they are just trying to redo powerthirst. They need to go in an original direction if they want to be cool again.
…so i guess it’s a monday, huh?
FUCK MIKE! that shidiot always makes my mondays suck the "D".
FUCK MIKE!
Fuck Mike. That makes me feel better. Fuck Mike.
yeah, Fuck Mike!!!
wow, i feel so much better
Thanks, Cho
today sucked. It was all stonesoups fault. And fuck mike.
Group Hug?
I have been summoned!
hey F’n Mike, how the hell are you?
Sup losers?
How’s that cereal?
Good baby, you?
fabulous, as usual
GRRRR..uh GIR
Dammit mike, we were all set for some group action til you showed up.
So I see. I would totally bang you.
And to make it a bonus, I would shoot Nominus in the face while I do it.
i like Nom, dont shoot him
Like that one time! Ah, memories. Or should I say "Mammories". No, I shouldn’t, but I did.
Pearl necklaces, what?
Having an identity crisis, Eib?
Ivory headbands.
beautiful: look at this – the universal hatred for mike just made everyone come back! it’s like rubbing a lamp and having a genie come out…or like rubbing your dick and shooting blood.
FUCK MIKE!
Oh, OK. Whatever you say precious.
Yes, Jacktion! I am experimenting.. i love Gir
Everyone loves Gir!
In Soviet Russia, Gir is banned as Satanic
commie bastards
I think it’s cute how you guys invent alter-egos for yourselves. But it’d be more lucrative for me if you recruited new people instead. They can be clever too, I’m all for it…
Feel free to ban "Jacktion?" if you think it would make a proper statement, Lance.
i have no alters. I am like Sybil after therapy
Sybil Shepherd had alter egos?
goof
Some walk by night,
Some fly by day,
Nothing could change you,
Set and sure of the way.
There is the sun and moon,
They sing their own sweet tune,
Watch them when dawn is due,
Sharing one space.
We’ll walk by night,
We’ll fly by day,
Moonlighting strangers
Who just met on the way.
i am so scared of you right now. almost as scared as i am of pissing of Lance
off i mean
Yea, I pretty much suck too.
I suck as well. Very well
heeeyoo
The only people who piss me off are those who are intolerant of other peoples’ sexual orientation, and trannies. Fuckin’ hate trannies.
Eib, you tease!
ok, good. chicks with dicks are false advertising i say
and i love the mo’s
Seriously, Lance! If you have to ban "Jacktion?" I’ll understand and won’t take offense!
I always think I’ve somehow increased your traffic, but then I always think that when you get a traffic spike after the weekend. Then it levels off. You can’t hate me for trying. But I am truly sorry.
If I comment 10 times or some other dude comments 5 times and some other dude comments 5 times isnt that the same thing?
Shit, Im stoned
wait…so if we "invade", um, oh you know, some random site – but in retaliation, they all come over here to filmdrunk to see what the fuck is going on: that’s a good thing?
the lines between right and wrong are blurring more than ever right now.
Lance, you have a cult following, which is better, because that means there are people who’ll back you up til death. Bad news is those people’s death will be too soon, what with drug overdoses and all.
The Mighty Fek’lhr has peered into the future, and Mathieu Fagariffic’s gimmick as a villain will be his Golden Buttplug.
Actually, it’s kinda funny, Dovar and Kuthas (on the rusty ship Grethor) once melted down all the fillings on the ship to make a golden buttplug. Contrary to His wishes, they would spend long hours taking turns stuffing it up each other’s ass. However, The Mighty One had to blow that fucking thing out an airlock when they started jamming it up their urethras to make it look like they had a big golden-tipped wazoo.
Bah, at least those tahQeqs on His ship haven’t figured out "space-docking"…yet!
Fek’lhr < Durst :(
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, Fek
For what it’s worth, Lance – I’ve been recruiting…
If it helps the cause, I can simply have the REAL Glen post instead of the Glen everyone here has come to love…
All in favor?
nay. As is Jim Naybors is way cool. Nay.
Ummm. . . no to the real Glen. I would not be able to differentiate the two and the ensuing confusion would devastate me.
Lance, my account here at school is being ‘monitored’ for ‘tampering with school equipment’ ie. adding browsers and changing the language lab’s homepage to http://www.filmdrunk.com. So, I would not complain.
OH FUCKN’ CHODDY, YOU SEE MY FUCKN HAMMY’S DUDE? They’re fucking bulging aren’t they? Your back is getting fuckn ripped too, dude!
I ain’t complainin’… Jus’ misbehavin’! Ha ch ch cha cha cha
Spending all my love on you?
Jericho > RKO
So I’m really late to the party and no ones here but I’m still going to say it any way…….
That’s not a lemur…
First, you are so right, no one likes the French … no one. LOL!
Secondly, I
lovehate to be a bitch, Lance, but this:He’s got the clammy, semi-translucent skin, and eyeballs from which no light escapes that seem to say, “I’ve been to the future
You’ve got the light saying, "I’ve been to the future …", not the eyeballs. Ok, work on that …
HAHA, nice pics! This dude is single now! I saw his profile and pohotos on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week! Good luck to his search!
I think I was wrong.
No big surprise there.
Those responsible have been sacked. (stolen!)