Here’s a new short film, Green Team, from Will Ferrell’s Funny or Die website. On the hilarity scale, it’s somewhere between Blades of Glory and "The Devil Can’t Write a Lovesong". It stars Will Ferrell, Phillip Semen Hoffmore d’oh! it’s John C. Reilly – you know, one of those really ugly guys that can act good. And Adam McKay.
I see what they were trying to do here, but it would be funnier if they just resorted to strangling kittens while schoolchildren watched.
-Sheikh al-Gore
11.26.07 at 1:53 pm
Vince
Fek – COW will be up by the end of the day. In the meantime, how ’bout you make sure your favorites are nominated?
11.26.07 at 1:53 pm
Nominus
Does this mean Will Ferrell is going to die?
11.26.07 at 1:56 pm
Fek'lhr
Watch it, Lance Bass!
11.26.07 at 1:57 pm
Nominus
Fun Tip! Instead of spending money on one of those expensive glass dildoes, you can just buy one of those clear plungers and cut the handle short.
11.26.07 at 2:00 pm
Nominus
Oh, dude, that’s not Phillip Hoffman.
11.26.07 at 2:00 pm
Sicksauce
Phillip Semen Hoffmore
Uhhhh, Isn’t that John C(emen) Riley?
11.26.07 at 2:00 pm
spirit of chris benoits son
I don’t see Semen or Semoure, very dissapointing.
11.26.07 at 2:03 pm
Bill O'Solo
The Mighty Fek’l-Tits is in a mood. He must have yintaghed when he should have yangtaghed.
11.26.07 at 2:09 pm
Watanabex
i’ve got nothing i laughed at first, then got anoyed, now I’m embarrased i sent the link to my coworkers, i’m now the office douche i need something funnier to redeem myself
11.26.07 at 2:11 pm
chodin
holy shit! the spirit of chris benoi…er…um…i just can’t say it. don’t get me wrong, i think it’s funny, i just don’t want to burn eternally that’s all.
11.26.07 at 2:12 pm
chodin
watanabex – here, this should offer redemption…actually, probably not.
your mom’s not worki….um…i mean, it’s working for me??? maybe you’re missing keys on your keyboard? maybe you’re not even on the computer?
11.26.07 at 2:17 pm
cinefreak7
Er, yeah. That’s definitely John C. Reilly.
11.26.07 at 2:18 pm
Eibmoz
True Story: Bex does all this with his mind. Postekenisis. its science
11.26.07 at 2:19 pm
Eibmoz
ooh feejee mermaids!!!!
11.26.07 at 2:19 pm
Nominus
I think thats actually Adam McKay. He confused Phillip with adam, and didn’t Know who john reilly was.
11.26.07 at 2:19 pm
Fek'lhr
Holy tits!
11.26.07 at 2:19 pm
Harrison Fjord
If John C. Reilly was starring in a basketball movie they would have called it Walk Hardaway.
11.26.07 at 2:20 pm
chodin
you know it!
11.26.07 at 2:20 pm
JHC
I just put the Chernobyl Chicken on my xmas wish list. Thanks Choddy.
11.26.07 at 2:21 pm
bryce
That wasn’t nearly as funny as the sweary kid landlady… So I guess they have to die now?
11.26.07 at 2:22 pm
chodin
give us, us free!!! i mean, no problem JHC.
11.26.07 at 2:23 pm
Jacktion!
I haven’t left a comment on this post yet.
I’m not sure why.
11.26.07 at 2:25 pm
chodin
you guys, seriously: every morning, filmdrunk is the only thing that i look forward to.
11.26.07 at 2:26 pm
chodin
…and rolling over onto my boner, i fucking LOVE rolling over onto my boner!
11.26.07 at 2:26 pm
Android
The only funny part is "I’ve got a murder Boner"
11.26.07 at 2:27 pm
chodin
android: huh?
11.26.07 at 2:28 pm
Eibmoz
That is kinda sad, Cho
I had to change my avatar, none of your were looking at my comments, or eyes. Patriarcal bastards!
11.26.07 at 2:28 pm
Nominus
Is it just me, or did Eib just get alot less smart?
11.26.07 at 2:29 pm
Jacktion!
Your avatar didn’t have eyes to look at!
11.26.07 at 2:29 pm
chodin
eibmoz – but now your avatar is so loud, that we can’t hear your comments?!
huh? did you and android say something?
11.26.07 at 2:32 pm
Nominus
Rape is only funny when the rapist is found not guilty. Then it’s pretty much calling the raped a slut.
11.26.07 at 2:34 pm
Eibmoz
I cant win. Why dont you help me pick an avatar, masters of everything?
11.26.07 at 2:34 pm
Nominus
Too soon?
11.26.07 at 2:34 pm
Nominus
BettyNugs.
11.26.07 at 2:36 pm
Nominus
Eib: How about Katie Sagal? Katie Sagal is my dream chick. If Katie Sagal had a dick, I would totally suck it. But only so I could tell people I did.
11.26.07 at 2:40 pm
chodin
how about you change your avatar to a picture of Michael DeNicola?
11.26.07 at 2:42 pm
Nominus
I think you should change your avatar to a 1/4-20 UNC Hex head cap screw. But thats just me.
11.26.07 at 2:43 pm
Jacktion!
I’m sorry I haven’t been paying much attention to the site, guys. I started up a new business, and it takes a lot of time.
I training monkeys to fly, like in that Wizard of Oz movie.
Apparently, they won’t fly if you toss them off a cliff. You live and learn, man.
11.26.07 at 2:43 pm
Nominus
Or, a bottle of ranch dressing. The generic kind.
11.26.07 at 2:43 pm
Glen
I recycle whenever I can. In fact, to reduce waste, I buy my Dr. Pepper in 6-packs (typically bottles). When I get home, I pour them into 2 liter bottles that we use, wash, and re use. This way, I’m only throwing away the small bottles instead of the big ones.
I missed my old avatar. A small part of me hopes I don’t win COW again so I can keep this one for a spell. The small part of me being my penis.
11.26.07 at 2:50 pm
Fek'lhr
Hey everyone! Criticize Lance about the laziness surrounding CotW being posted! It makes him all bitchy.
11.26.07 at 2:53 pm
Glen
I love the Mighty Fek’lhr. He says funny things like CotW. He has a language all his own.
11.26.07 at 2:55 pm
chodin
hey glen: wanna’ fuck me for a quarter?
11.26.07 at 2:57 pm
Glen
Are you asking me for money?
11.26.07 at 2:58 pm
chodin
um…evermind.
glen: how’s it hanging buddy?
11.26.07 at 2:59 pm
chodin
*in the future, everyone says "evermind"*
11.26.07 at 2:59 pm
Nominus
evermind
11.26.07 at 3:00 pm
chodin
welcome to the future nom.
11.26.07 at 3:03 pm
Bubb Rubb
I’ll blow any of you for a 1/4 pounder w/cheese
11.26.07 at 3:03 pm
Nominus
I thought there were supposed to be children here in the future. Fucking false advertisers.
11.26.07 at 3:03 pm
JHC
Hey chodin, are you saying that if I fuck you, you’ll give me a quarter bag? Cuz, I might be a player…..
11.26.07 at 3:03 pm
Jacktion!
The distant future The Year 2000
The humans are dead The humans are dead We used poisonous gasses And we poisoned their asses
11.26.07 at 3:04 pm
Jacktion!
Is Bubb Rubb’s avatar a black Robocop?
11.26.07 at 3:05 pm
chodin
new post, juggernaut…bitches.
11.26.07 at 3:51 pm
Slaapy
I swear I remember this on Electric Company as a kid
11.26.07 at 10:39 pm
Kaysome
This is one of those videos where I know it’s funny, but I’m not laughing. I just stare at it, asking myself "Where’s Baxter? He would know what to do…"
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Semen instead of Seymour? Brilliant you fartfuck!
CotW > This Durst of a post
Oh, except CotW haven’t been posted yet!
I see what they were trying to do here, but it would be funnier if they just resorted to strangling kittens while schoolchildren watched.
-Sheikh al-Gore
Fek – COW will be up by the end of the day. In the meantime, how ’bout you make sure your favorites are nominated?
Does this mean Will Ferrell is going to die?
Watch it, Lance Bass!
Fun Tip! Instead of spending money on one of those expensive glass dildoes, you can just buy one of those clear plungers and cut the handle short.
Oh, dude, that’s not Phillip Hoffman.
Phillip Semen Hoffmore
Uhhhh, Isn’t that John C(emen) Riley?
I don’t see Semen or Semoure, very dissapointing.
The Mighty Fek’l-Tits is in a mood. He must have yintaghed when he should have yangtaghed.
i’ve got nothing i laughed at first, then got anoyed, now I’m embarrased i sent the link to my coworkers, i’m now the office douche i need something funnier to redeem myself
holy shit! the spirit of chris benoi…er…um…i just can’t say it. don’t get me wrong, i think it’s funny, i just don’t want to burn eternally that’s all.
watanabex – here, this should offer redemption…actually, probably not.
http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/fantasy/fantasy.html
spirit of Jr you’ve got lots of potential just add an avatar pic to seal the deal
Wouldn’t it have been funnier if we had seen them use a glass dildo. They could have dyed it green…
cho link not working
Here watana, this will work
http://tinyurl.com/3xhjbj
your mom’s not worki….um…i mean, it’s working for me??? maybe you’re missing keys on your keyboard? maybe you’re not even on the computer?
Er, yeah. That’s definitely John C. Reilly.
True Story: Bex does all this with his mind. Postekenisis. its science
ooh feejee mermaids!!!!
I think thats actually Adam McKay. He confused Phillip with adam, and didn’t Know who john reilly was.
Holy tits!
If John C. Reilly was starring in a basketball movie they would have called it Walk Hardaway.
you know it!
I just put the Chernobyl Chicken on my xmas wish list. Thanks Choddy.
That wasn’t nearly as funny as the sweary kid landlady… So I guess they have to die now?
give us, us free!!! i mean, no problem JHC.
I haven’t left a comment on this post yet.
I’m not sure why.
you guys, seriously: every morning, filmdrunk is the only thing that i look forward to.
…and rolling over onto my boner, i fucking LOVE rolling over onto my boner!
The only funny part is "I’ve got a murder Boner"
android: huh?
That is kinda sad, Cho
I had to change my avatar, none of your were looking at my comments, or eyes. Patriarcal bastards!
Is it just me, or did Eib just get alot less smart?
Your avatar didn’t have eyes to look at!
eibmoz – but now your avatar is so loud, that we can’t hear your comments?!
huh? did you and android say something?
Rape is only funny when the rapist is found not guilty. Then it’s pretty much calling the raped a slut.
I cant win. Why dont you help me pick an avatar, masters of everything?
Too soon?
BettyNugs.
Eib: How about Katie Sagal? Katie Sagal is my dream chick. If Katie Sagal had a dick, I would totally suck it. But only so I could tell people I did.
how about you change your avatar to a picture of Michael DeNicola?
I think you should change your avatar to a 1/4-20 UNC Hex head cap screw. But thats just me.
I’m sorry I haven’t been paying much attention to the site, guys. I started up a new business, and it takes a lot of time.
I training monkeys to fly, like in that Wizard of Oz movie.
Apparently, they won’t fly if you toss them off a cliff. You live and learn, man.
Or, a bottle of ranch dressing. The generic kind.
I recycle whenever I can. In fact, to reduce waste, I buy my Dr. Pepper in 6-packs (typically bottles). When I get home, I pour them into 2 liter bottles that we use, wash, and re use. This way, I’m only throwing away the small bottles instead of the big ones.
http://www.authorsden.com/PoetryImage/168014.JPG
I missed my old avatar. A small part of me hopes I don’t win COW again so I can keep this one for a spell. The small part of me being my penis.
Hey everyone! Criticize Lance about the laziness surrounding CotW being posted! It makes him all bitchy.
I love the Mighty Fek’lhr. He says funny things like CotW. He has a language all his own.
hey glen: wanna’ fuck me for a quarter?
Are you asking me for money?
um…evermind.
glen: how’s it hanging buddy?
*in the future, everyone says "evermind"*
evermind
welcome to the future nom.
I’ll blow any of you for a 1/4 pounder w/cheese
I thought there were supposed to be children here in the future. Fucking false advertisers.
Hey chodin, are you saying that if I fuck you, you’ll give me a quarter bag? Cuz, I might be a player…..
The distant future
The Year 2000
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gasses
And we poisoned their asses
Is Bubb Rubb’s avatar a black Robocop?
new post, juggernaut…bitches.
I swear I remember this on Electric Company as a kid
This is one of those videos where I know it’s funny, but I’m not laughing. I just stare at it, asking myself "Where’s Baxter? He would know what to do…"