11.30.07 MTV GOT PAID

No.

SECOND CHARLIE BRONZE

I think David Cross did this movie only as a hilarious joke. You won’t get it until you watched the whole thing.

This flick will smoke more poles than the third reich.

*call me old fashioned but I steadfastly refuse to murder a polish person for this very reason;that someone could then say I had "smoked a pole". I guess that’s where me and nazism can’t quite see eye to eye*

Scientology made Leah Remini fat and now it’s trying to kill jason lee’s career.

I’ve met Zach Galinikiakakankinsfff and asked him about doing shitty movies… he said he’s fine doing shitty movies like this because "who cares" and "rent" and it’s like an inside joke for friends "I was in a fucking gerbil movie!"  I’m sure Cross is doin the same thing.

Isn’t Jason Lee a Scientologist? 

yeah right they just need some more money for the underage virgin girls they buy to sacrifice to baphomet

I think that goes without saying

SPoCHBS!! where the fuck have you been bro? ever since i saw you that one drunken night youve been elusive n shit. playin with your toys or what?

The vermin appear to be ass fucking in the banner shot.

"Hmmm, Simon, your fur hole is the tightest. Ow no, no, don’t clinch, I’m almost there. Say my name you pansy!"

"AAAaaaaviiiiinnnnn!!!!"

crapbasket, you motherfucker, you beat me to it.

Sorry. I missed everything. I was out buying Christmas presents for all of youmyself.

I hate websites that don’t allow you to pause and let it buffer. I like to watch videos without it pausing unexpectedly or being all choppy. Allow that shit to pause and fully load, you douches.

"Stab it Theo, stab it in there… come on you faggy little fuzzy ball sack, show me what you got… common, anytime…"

"I’m, allllll-iiiinnnnn!!!"

Big fat second to that Nom.

Assholes.

Once again, I submit that Hollywood has no real friends to tell them not to do certain things. They really outta go out, and find someone who cares about them.

<———   If any of the "Ladies of FilmDrunk" can fit into 11 on my new avatar, there is a special prize for you.

If any of the "Men of Filmdrunk" can fit, you need to get your fat ass on a treadmill.  Like now. 

well…at least they didn’t sing Amy Winehouse

yea, ‘ladies’ that special prize will come directly from me. what size in number ten btw?

:::cockblocks jhc::: 

Problem is those narcissistic jellyheaded fucks all think, "But, I, can make this work." Then their sycophant underlings all cluster around and applaud whilst quietly thinking, durst you fucker durst, because only I have the shit to fill your void.

I could fit it through 10, but if I went after 11 I would have to give it a few strokes for girth.

You’re talking about my hemorroid, right?

Swap "fill up" for "fit into" on previous post.

36C 

::takes the fat chick in the corner after dubs takes hot chick:: 

alright guys a ‘psychoanalyst’ declared me ‘narcissistic’ because i like to rub them out in front of mirrors and make the ladies wear reflective masks whilst ‘making love’. Now i’ve vehemently denied his ‘diagnoses’ because i don’t think having your office at the swap-meet qualifies you as a real doctor, maybe a sorcerer or a fuckn wizard at most. oh and every time i hear the word ‘migra’ yelled he runs faster than mexicans hearing ‘immigration’. so that’s another red flag.

My psychoanalyst said I was homicidally psychotic. I remind him of that every time I see his shrunken head.