MOST AMAZING POSTERS IN THE WORLD!
11.26.07
I don’t always post the posters for stuff, because one of the main things I like about movies is that they take the time to shoot a bunch of still shots first, then play them back really fast to create the illusion of motion. That said, here’s a bunch of posters.
Teeth – Story about a girl with teeth in her vagine lifted from Freud along with a poster with a tagline lifted from a Poison song.
21 – “Hey, Kevin Spacey and Laurence Fishburne are in this movie. Wanna put ‘em in the poster?” “Naw, that’s okay.”
Cloverfield – Look, it has a title now. Cool, right? Hello? Is anyone still paying attention?
Solomon Kane – You know what was a great movie? Van Helsing. We should make our poster just like theirs. [Ed Note - I also give them bonus points for not showing James Purefoy's face, since he's the only reason I'd consider seeing this]
Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem – Is it just me, or is there a weird schlong-shaped thing in the middle of this? What’s going on with that? Do the Japanese characters explain it? I have a Japanese character tattooed on my arm – I’m not sure what it means, but girls always seem to translate as "Dipshit".
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does that mean that her vagina will get cavities from an AIDS dick
Whatever cloverfield is, we are now sure it is either really tall, or it can swim.
Cloverfield’s gonna rock all your faces, just like the late Jon Bon Jovi. May he rest in a Bed of Roses in Heaven. RIP.
how the shit do i "sign out" from ‘the site we do not speak of’ ??? where is that fucking button!!!
It’s right above the text entry box.
Right above the comments box, chod.
i fuckin’ love you fools.
STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!
I want to get Japanese characters tattooed on me.
I want it to say: "He thinks this says something else"
i want japaneze letters that say "Chinese lettering"
That, or "tinyurl"
"Every rose has its thorns"? is that from Bill & Ted?
i want to get the band ‘tatu’ tattooed on my balls. just those two chicks…kissing…naked….on my balls.
I’d like to open a tattoo parlor in Japan and ink people with things like "Badd As" and "Slant Eye".
I would like "Don’t read this you stupid foul fucker of a rice chugging bukake monger slant mongloid jap bomb magnet" I’m sure that they could fit that in one character that looks like a gorilla shiting on a doghouse. Those nips are efficient and into miniturization.
Is "nip" a racial slur?
Awww, fuck! Is that what my tattoo says?! Sonofabitch!
yes, unless referring to nipples, or cheese nips or something of that nature
Or the way my grampa drank whiskey.
Thanks Eibmoz.
Just so we’re clear, he wasn’t referring to those things right?
Query: Does making sweet love to the cool carcass of the holiday turkey count as beastiality?
true story: back in HS I entered this contest to design some poster for this the chinatown we have in town, some shit promoting ethnic diversity and something else. well instead of turning in the politically correct .psd into the turn in folder i turned in the one that had ‘itsa sooo good ^__^’ under a bowl of white rice with chopsticks, and i put ‘we chinese peepo make awesome egga wolls’ in the foreground with an opacity of like 17%. needless to say i was banned from my computer for a whole month when the director of the contest found my submission ‘offensive’.
dub, i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again:
"you my nigga’ ".
Leftover turkey has never looked so damn sexy . . .
If the turkey’s dead isn’t that necrophillia?
Necrobeastaphilia?
i once read a penthouse letter about a guy who fucked the chicken he was roasting for company, because the sound of all the juices turned him on. He said it was a true story
God i hope so.
chodin: you+me+strip+ this (http://tinyurl.com/22s4t4)
dub: that was beautiful.
Thats actually alot like something I did once. A few little things different, but mostly the same. I’ve come to the conclusion that at least 8 out of 10 bitches are batshit-crazy.
nommy, you should elaborate.
Fuck all these movies!
I have 4 words for you…No…Country…for…Old…Men!
If you’ve already seen it, you can die now cause it’s not getting any better!
If you haven’t seen it yet, you’re Dead2Me!
If you don’t plan on ever seeing it, you should just die now cause I hate you!
son of a bitch the man made me work today and i missed out on all the filmdrunking looks like its time for a revolucion!!
viva la birfday dawg!!
By Kahless’ turd-scented strap-on! Dere be Asians (also known as slanties) in that 21 poster! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
so…i guess we called the game early today?
hello?
*echo "o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o………..o…………………o……………….o" *
The Mighty Fek’lhr is just pretty much happy that VH seems to still be alive. Ya reckon he does enough AIDS trannies he should be dead by now…
The Devil is not ready for me yet!
I think the thing in the middle looks like a piece of shit… and not like Reese Witherspoon piece of shit, but like an actual shit!
Which, by the way I have to say has nice form and a round shapely end and is quite long, indicating balance, endurance and decent fiber content. I give it a 9.3.
I was convinced by the title of this thread that it was the Comments of the Week post.
Wait, did you never see the original Alien? It’s all giant penises chasing around Sigourney Weaver. Just like thanksgiving…
I agree with Kaysome in that it looks more like a turd torpedo. Like someone shit in the tub.