MCSH-TTY
11.14.07
Here’s the new poster for Made of Honor, starring Patrick Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan. It’s basically a dude version of My Best Friend’s Wedding, where some platonic loser goes to break up some awesome wedding as the maid of honor. Hey, no what would make a wedding way better? A ring bear. Like a real bear, that you could feed live chickens during the ceremony (shit man, this is why I need a fianceé).
Made of Honor joins a proud tradition of Maid/Made titled movies that includes Maid of Honor, Maid to Order, Maid in Manhattan, Maid for Each Other, Maid in America, Man Maid, American Maid… and I have high hopes that this one will suck equally massive wang.
Ooh, and guess what the tagline is – “An Unbridaled Comedy”! Oh my God, what did I do to deserve this PUNishment!!
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What?
CHodin, new post
Dor sho gha! Is he doing Arwen from behind???
And this was written before the strike. Damn I hope the aliens win.
true story: i tried to stop a wedding once…and i learned this: real life is waaaaayyyyy gayer than these movies. shit does not work.
if this is a pun war someone call jacktion! he is the Best man
How could this happen with the man who brought us Loverboy?
Vomit.
this poster would be AWESOME if the movie was called: "i had to fuck all these chicks to get to this one".
McTurdfloatinginthebowl is more like it.
I tried to stop a wedding once, didn’t turn out the way i expected, it seems that i just can’t buy me love.
I hate movies. And the producers who brought "RUN" to the theatre should be killed.
While we’re on the subject I would totally do
Patrick DempseyMichelle MonaghanPatrick Dempsey.McGRRRR. . .
I was Made of Honor once. It was my cousins wedding and the bitch he was marrying had not a single fuckin friend in the world. That should have been his first clue that she was a whacked out psycho bitch that would later steal his child and ruin his life, only to go back to strippin! Good times.
Pat Paulsen: "I don’t believe in the right to bear arms. No, I believe in the right to arm bears."
On topic: The guy in the photo looks like Wayne Gretzky afterbirth.
wasn’t michelle monachlans womb soiled by some
nfl nba baseball blacksports guy?I think Dempsey looks like if Gabrial Byrne’s cousin had been raised by Britney Spears. Just that retarded. And then I stopped thinking and wrote this.
Ummm, no bexxy. I don’t play sports.
sports guy is offensive. They like to be called Urban
and my eyes are nicer than dempseys. I’ve actually won awards.
Always a bridesmade, never a bride…looks like I Can’t Buy Me Love!
VH – did she move back to Louisianna with your friend’s dog?
gawd, i’m so fucking hungry right now. i could really go for some "MEATBALLS III: Summer Job" right now…wait, what?
I wouldn’t sit through this movie if you put a gun to my head and MADE me.
That is as far as my pun war goes cause I have never seen this asshole in anything else. I know he has done a lot more, but I have purposely tried to avoid it!
Michelle Monaghan likes them…..? Damn. Goddam Irish girls. Give ‘em enough lube and they’ll straddle a fire hydrant.
Shit…
-Sheikh al-Gore
It’s a pretty gray area when it comes to the anatomy of the girls you pick up, huh, VH?
The last wedding I was at, the priest saw the bride’s niece walking down the aisle, dropping rose petals. He turned to the groom and said "I’d like to DE-FLOWER that girl, if you know what I mean".
I won’t be seeing this; I’m not maid of money, you know.
I’ll give 10,000 american dollars to the man that can explain Gray’s Anatomy’s appeal to me.
At my wedding, I had Hangover Bear as my Ring Bear.
Guess who didn’t show up?
If you guessed the bride, you’re correct!
I could explain to you how I’d like to appeal dempseys flesh from his bones.
suckemebeautiful: you’re not the one who came home to find his roommate watching season 1 on DVD last week…you’re also not the one who grabbed some pizza, sat down and then finished season 1 on DVD last week.
so shut the fuck up.
That’s only woth 5K
I stopped a wedding once too. I was all methed out driving my car when I ran over a little girl crossing the street. I freaked out and sped away, and thankfully never got caught. So, if you think about it logically, since I killed her, I also inadvertently stopped her from getting married. All in a day’s work.
well i guess i maid a… aww fuck it
Some hollywood exec must have been Enchanted by Dempsey’s cocksucking skills to put him in all these
crappymovies.Chod, by roomate did you mean mother, and by pizza did you mean lube?
I’d throw so much spoo on Michelle Monaghan you would confuse my action with one of those foam throwing firetrucks that put out airplanes.
Guys. I really really don’t want to participate in a Dempsey Pun War.
SMB - I get pussy guaranteed on Thursdays when Grey’s in on TV. I love that show.
SMB – Three words. Katherine Heigel’s cans.
I think Gray’s Anatomy is like scrubs only not funny and with a chink doctor that was banging a black doctor that got fired for being
BLACKhomo-phobicsexual.For the season finale, I’m pushing for a BJ.
It’s like nobody recognizes me. Damn this Metroid!
SMB – no, and no….but by saying that i finished "season 1 on DVD" i actually meant "three fraternity brothers and a janitor".
that would be a great commercial for the show.
All you married men out there, not getting enough of the poon-tang? Watch Grey’s Anatomy with your wife, she’ll be so gratefull she might even suck your dick!
Glen got married in Oregon
I’m gonna see if we can’t get that on the Special Edition DVD box set K.
Do you remember that movie with Patrick Dempsey where he was really good?
Neither do I.
jacktion! – remember a dream i once had where he was really good…at sucking my, oh HEY! what’s up you guys? hey bros – wait up!
*chodin runs to catch up*
Gray’s Anatomy is shamelessly targeted towards new mothers who are just beginning to feel the pangs of regret about the decisions they’ve made in their young adult lives, having been presented this picture-perfect fantasy and the man they could have been sharing their lives with instead of what they settled on. Ultimately this type of situation leads to negligent parenting, as the young mother prefers the fantasy that she feels she is entitled to. The lines between what’s real and what’s ideal become blurred and it is the child who suffers, eventually being removed from the home and placed with a new foster family for the structure and security the child needs.
…Poor lil’ Timmy… mommy misses you…
Katie, you are going to make me cry. Stop it.
Fuck this. What we really need right now is another parody movie. I’ve got this idea for a parody of all those fucking Wayans brothers parody movies. It’s called Dark Comedy.
Whaddaya think?
damn katie…um…are you fucking high?
jacktion! – can the actors wear black face in it?
This is the fool who died from that monkey disease in Outbreak, right?
His best role
Gray’s Anatomy is shamelessly targeted towards new mothers who are just beginning to feel the pangs of regret about the decisions they’ve made in their young adult lives, having been presented this picture-perfect fantasy and the man they could have been sharing their lives with instead of what they settled on. Ultimately this type of situation leads to negligent parenting, as the young mother prefers the fantasy that she feels she is entitled to. The lines between what’s real and what’s ideal become blurred and it is the child who suffers, eventually being removed from the home and placed with a new foster family for the structure and security the child needs.
I don’t get it…was that a gay joke or a dick joke? If it was something other than those two, why was it posted here?
I finally figured out Katie’s last name – it’s where Alf was from, right?
oh shit was he in northern exposure? what ever happenned to the hot chick on that show?
Whatever happened to the hot chick on The Golden Girls?
Dunno what happened to the chick from Northern Exposure but I’d bang the shit out of her.
she lives under my bed jacktion….
…i honestly don’t even know what that means, i just wanted to say it.
Whatever happened to the hot chick on The Golden Girls?
Estelle Getty?
She did a reading from Pam Anderson’s book at the Pam roast Jacktion! I always thought Bea Arthur was a fox as well.
Sounds pretty jiggy, Blacktion!
Whatever happened to the hot chick on The Golden Girls?
Estelle Getty?
Is the old Golden Girl dead yet?
Whatever happened to that hot guy that lived next door to The Golden Girls on Empty Nest?
Whatever happened to that prissy rich bitch from Salute Your Shorts?
well im off to lunch y’intaghs read you all laters
mitchell: kiki ??? fuck…she was hot though.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0500601/ charlie from empty nest he was an awesome character
erswi – Joe Isuzu?
No, I think I was thinking of Richard Mulligan. What can I say? He just kinda did it for me.
Wow, it looks like David Leisure has had quite the career since Empty Nest went off the air!
Sicksauce, you kinda had to read the last line. Fuck this anyway, I’ve got my Jewish friend stopping by and I need to hide my change.
whatever happened to my boner from this morning?ÂÂ
oh, that’s right, i stabbed DB’s dead nazi mother with it.
My favorite David Leisure role was in Married w/Children as Bink Winkelman. I just love saying Bink Winkelman.
Wow Lance! Your boy Matt over at With Leather is a fuckin’ asshole. If anyone even remotely gets off topic about what HE wants, or isn’t funny enough for his HIGH standards of sports related dick jokes, he threatens to get rid of people. Pompous asshole. Lemme guess, he probably didn’t make the junior varsity coed volleyball team as a Senior and now feels the power of being somebody? Dickhead.
Carry on.
JHC – did they have volleyball in jerusalem? that’s pretty fucking dope if they did.
Elmo is like David Silver. When I was a kid, he was the new nerdy kid that was trying to fit in. Now he’s the cool kid that gets all the attention. Of Tori Spelling though, but still.
Alf was from Melmac
I have never watched Greys Anatomy.
And women shouldnt withhold blow jobs. Its fun.
Once again, Eibmoz proves that she is the ideal female for our male.
Wow JHC, wow. That is a dick move if I’ve ever seen one. And I have. I got kicked off just for calling it WithLazy.
OOOO, then she mentioned blowjobs. I think I’m in love.
I’d rather do it myself than sit through Gray’s Anatomy
Eib, allow me to reiterate a point I made several threads ago . . . call me.
jokerswild says:
Dunno what happened to the chick from Northern Exposure but I’d bang the shit out of her.
She was nailing the owner of the Dallas Cowboy’s kid, got knocked up, got clingy, ran the guy off, had the kid, became bitter and withdrawn, and did what all bitter old actresses do: work for the "Lifetime" network.
She’s 45 now, but I’d still bang the living hell out of her and make her yell "Oh Fleischman!!!" as I yanked her short hair and slammed her in the can.
-Sheikh al-Gore
The Mighty Fek’lhr thinks this "Matt" at WL is a tahQeq, and while He doubts Lance could sanction any official action, we, as Drunkards, could put that rotting pile of forshak blog in its place. PM me with thoughts.
Sure did chodin. I didn’t play very long though. The motherfuckers I played with kept asking me to wash their feet after we played. Dirt is one thing, but try getting sand out from between the toes of 5 other guys, while kneeling and accidentally looking up their jew-skirts.
I think it’s obvious that he is just jealous of Lances Commentors. He comes over here and see’s what he’s missing out on. Kinda like me, when I read Eib, and then go home to Grays Anatomy instead of beej’s.
wow, i dont want to go there again.. it smells like a locker room…Ok, maybe once, for science
Fek, I’m working on that idea. You’ll have it as soon as I have something. Also, it is an honor to be quoted in an Al Gore comment. Now if he could just do something about how fuckin hot it’s getting to be lately.
hey, who the fuck said the thing about "i’d eat the apples we crashed into" yesterday?
we really need to print that on a plaque somewhere.
Nom, if Uffy was jealous of our devotion to FD why would he not allow commenter to rip on and insult each other? That’s pretty much what we do all day. Fuckin dumbass.
Crapbasket: Spoo is the new rice. It’s the environmentally-friendly way to show the vride how much you care.
I’m not God joker, I just created the internet…
-Sheikh al-Gore
what a Durst that guy is! He actually said he doesnt want people diluting the funniness of this posts? oh man
Let’s just say The Mighty One is ready to assault WL whenever you yIntaghs are.
chodin –
INominus said it.Dude, VOP, seriously, fuck you. You just made me google that shit and have to read about Babylon 5. Not cool. Now go to your room.
Fuckin dumbass.
I read the whole comment, but when I got to that, I cracked up. I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming. It was in fucking bold for christs sake. What am I blind?
which comment, i am so lost
Thank you chodin. PS- where the fuck is my fondu dipped oscar you procrastinating SOB?
Ufford has a very important job to do: protetcing the journalistic integrity of…
oh, god, wait a minute….
protetcing the journalistic integrity of…
*GASP* *CHOKE*
protetcing the journalistic integrity of…
*bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!*
Sorry, folks I just couldn’t do it with a straight face. The only good parts about WL are the tits, and Ufford doesn’t even do that part.
wow – i just went to "whip pleather" for the first time in my life…and i think the real issue here is that sports just aren’t that fucking funny.
except for that one sport where one dude is standing and he holds the other dude upside down, and then they blow eachother…what’s that one called again?
except for that one sport where one dude is standing and he holds the other dude upside down, and then they blow eachother…what’s that one called again?
Saturday?
that one’s called tennis Chodey.
I think you’re wrong chodin. Sports are funny as long as some teams wear Purple sometimes. Or pink.
Cho-curling?
well lance, it took you long enough. i’ve been waiting for more michelle moghnahan posts for more than a week now. i thought i was VERY CLEAR about what direction i wanted this blog to take.
That’s called Grecian Wrestling Cho.
It’s where standing 69′s originated… you know they used to wrestle naked.
i thought it was called, "uncle tony comes to visit for a week" ?
You know guys, I think it’s time to get back on topic. So, DB’s dead Nazi mother, anyone?
"You’re diluting the funniness of this website"
WL’s Matt with the most (unintentionally) hilarious comment of the day. Nominated. Wait, what?
WTF? How did this post turn into a punisher thread?
jokerswild: I’m confused how my post about tossing spoo at brides is related to Babylon 5. But hey, if they actually did an episode on that, I might rent the DVDs.
Is anyone elses banner a pic of Hellboy about to bust a cap into The Punisher’s dome with the text of Fag of Honor beneath it? Fuck Lance, if your fucking with me for saying shit about WL, I apologize. JEEZ Touchy much?
The Mighty Fek’lhr’s only tattoo is a Punisher skull.
wondering that too.
I thought it was an acid flashback and didn’t want to say anything.
Living with you is like living in a living nightmare!
What the fuck is going on here? I am so confused. Eibmoz
blowholdblow me.MORE LIKE WIGGER LAME LOL!
Damnit, doesn’t Lance know that we are fragile and vulnerable and can’t deal with crazy shit like this!!!
FUCK YOU NOMINUS!! IN THE ASS!! IN A PURPLE JERSEY!! GEAUX TIGERS!!
you knew this was gonna happen didn’t ya? you were asking for it.
I don’t know why everyone’s always badmouthing flashbacks. I’m just like "Hey! Free Trip!……to vietnam!"
I just found out that one can no longer comment on posts before they’ve been published. I wanted to make fun of Lance for fucking up this post, but noooooo. Someone had to go in and get all corder-fu on our asses and prevent our comments from posting. Well, fuck programmers.
And oh, yeah… Eibmoz, wanna blow me too?
So does the punisher kick McSteamy’s ass or what? I’ve got to know how it ends!
VOP – this is what I got when i googled spoo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoo
new post ya drunk bitches.
Jokerswild, try No. 2 on this thread:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spoo
See also:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet
I guess that’s a little better, but now I’m all hot and bothered thinking about vampire jism. Does that make me gay?