MADE OF HONOR PROB WRITTEN BY A MAN
11.20.07Here’s the new trailer for Made of Honor, whose poster I posted last week.
The worst part about it is that Kevin McKidd, the guy who played Lucius Vorenus in Rome (a real badass, btw), plays the other man – I kept expecting someone to get their head chopped off but instead it was just yuppies eating dinner and shopping for potpourri.
Being a guy is great though, isn’t it? “He used to be a chauvinistic prick, but after his 153rd one night stand, he realized the error of his ways and decided to steal the one chick who’d always put up with his crap away from the one guy who actually respected her. Fingers crossed! Go get ‘em, McDreamy!”
Reminds me of my favorite pickup line, courtesy of FilmDrunkard BDarbs – “I will be cold and distant like your father.”
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I hope that anyone who watches this movie gets the Aids.
Pick up line for Redheads:
Me: Do you like reading books?
Them: Erm, yeah. Sure.
Me: Have ye Red PUBES?!
(helps to be drunk and Scottish)
When I’ve had to wear tuxedo’s at weddings, everyone always gets mad at me because I refuse to be photographed without my hand reaching inside the jacket part like I’m pulling a gun. Even my own wedding photos. I’m sure you guys care more about what I just said than this shitty movie.
I wore a tuxedo at my wedding. What were we talking about? Oh, yeah. Fuck this movie and everybody in it. Tuxedos rock.
Kevin McKidd……………
The "One Good Man" of Rome. Great series. Needed way more tits and ass and pussy. Lots less balls.
Alright. If this guy was such a player, and was all smooth, why is it he hasn’t hit it yet? And don’t give me that "We’re just friends" crap. He obviously wanted this chick, but he doesn’t have the balls to make a move. Thats why a priest assumed he is gay. Because he is. And so is this movie.
Hey erswi, at least I didn’t spell it Quail, like the bird. Then I’d really look stoopid. Too bad your coach is gonna leave your swamp smelling school at the end of the year for a real job. Fuck LSU and Mike.
I don’t give a wet fart about this movie either.
I don’t give a shit what Miles does at the end of this year, so long as he brings home the crystal foosball. After that he can Saban on outta here. Maybe if he coached Michigan they might be good enough for LSU to play against. Also, LSU regularly voted one of the most beautiful campuses in U.S.
What the hell? I actually thought it would be a decent flick up until he became a maid of honor…therby becoming a girl…therby…No.
And for the record JHC, where the fuck are you from again? Nebra . . . somethingorother? The defense rests.
There are that many people with an affinity for bogs, frogs, and hogs? Whodathunkit?
Now I don’t know what’s going on. Can’t we all unite in hatred of this movie? If any man sees this movie, we gotta take his BALLS… OFF!!!
Anybody else thought they heard something for a second there?
So the local radio stations are playing Christmas music.
Dude . . . corn? Fuckin corn?
Hey luchey! How bout them Billses?
Holy Handjob do they suck!
Don’t feel so bad. My boys in black dropped 2 straight. To the fucking winless Rams and the god damned Texans. WTF kinda mascot is a Texan? Is it a redneck w/chew in his jaw, and a belt buckle the size of my head?
71,72,94,95,97=Nebraska
……..=LSU
07 = ?
Live in the now baby.
also you forgot 58 and 03. And 03 makes us more recently relevant btk.
Yeah, corn. It’s good to eat and poop. At least there’s corn IN Nebraska. Lotta tigers in the bayou?
Yay! Sports talk!
I can’t live in the now. We suck now. Almost as bad as this movie is going to.
*trying to get back on track, but failing miserably*
71,72,94,95,97=Nebraska
……..=LSU
Didnt LSU win the Nat Title like 3 years ago?
There’s at least 1. And he doesn’t eat corn. What the fuck does that mean anyway? There are no Spartans in Michigan, no Trojans in California, and no Aggies in . . . wait . . . what the fuck is an Aggie anyway? We can all agree to hate them right?
My favorite reference to corn btk was by a friend who was offered peas or corn @ school for lunch. His response? "I’ll take the corn. It’s like Nuprin. Little, yellow, different, better."
Yes, LSU did win the title. Unopposed. I don’t believe in a shared national title when a system is in place to determine the champion and all the sports writers get their panties in a bunch cuz they are all from California. FUSC!
Man, I just realized that the sports talk on FilmDrunk is regularly more well informed, intelligent, and interesting than anything on WithoutLaughter. WTF?
Just half of it Luch. Granted in 97 ours was a halfsie too. I’m done with my sports rant for the day. My apologies for the tanget, we now return you to your regularly scheduled movie thread.
I want to pre-post "don’t call me Shirley" so fuckin bad right now. Mustn’t pre-post. Mustn’t pre-post.
The Mighty Fek’lhr prob written by a man.
Patrick Dempsey-u-later!
It was not a half title JHC. How does USC qualify for any portion of the title based on the AP poll when the NCAA has a contract w/BCS to determine the champion? How does that work? I know, I’m gonna win the Oscar this year for my performance in a cell phone video of me taking a dump b/c I’ll take a poll on FilmDrunk. You’ll all vote for me right? Gimme that statue.
BTW, I apologize in advance. I am sick with a sinus cold (and stillw ent to work) and high on decongestants. Theoretically, being high should make me funny, but it makes me more like normal people. I suppose I could go get jacked on that cuban coffee my coworker brought in…
*seconds later*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!
Wow!!!!!!!!!!
This movie looks great!!!
TWO scenes of a discomfitted guy crashing into a waiter carrying a tray of stuuf way up high like NO WAITER EVER DOES.
Hopefully the meteorite detection and destruction system fails us and the Earth is destroyed before this "Date-Movie" is released.
Also – I hope me and my forlorn compatriots, Scarlett Johannson, Kelly Brook, Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, Paz Vega, Elle McPherson and a few others……are ricocheted to a new planet where we are forced to re-populate the Earth with a bunch of whining bitches who share one positive trait:
hot big-titted bodies.
Shouldn’t you guys go talk sports on Without Laughter?
"It takes a real man to be a maid of honor"
Who the fuck comes up with that shit? Seriously. That’s atrocious. I am literally offended. Fuck.
JHC, can’t you make your second coming right now so this shit doesn’t get released? Seriously. I’d rather see the rapture than this shit.
*Sploosh*
JHC: There you go.
Me: Ewww, holy ejaculate.
I would go to Without Laughter but for two reason fluxxy. One, it sucks. Two, they banned me. And C, I’d rather stay here and bother you, ya big lug.
flux- We don’t know the secret handshake that is required to be cool enough to post over there. Also, I refuse to put another man’s gear in my mouth just to post stupid thoughts on the internet. Unless it guarantees me a COtW nod.
After perusal of this topic, I’d much rather listen to you guys talk about sports I don’t care about than listen to a discussion about this movie that pisses me off.
Fuck this movie will suck…and it will make millions. Why am I not in the movie business?
I’m feeling particularly bitter and cynical this week.
I jumped over there. They have like 3-4 comments on each post. Some have zero comments. I chuckled.
LSU are Tigers right? We have tigers here too. Tigers and Cocks. In fact the BIG GAME is next weekend.
I like the Cocks.
But you all knew that….
We all chuckle about it fluxxy. Question is how does it still pull better numbers than FD? Probably all the sports talk show hosts checking it for material. Same as durden with morning show hosts. I swear to God, I love Walton and Johnson but if not for durden and fark, they’d have no show.
Well, can we all agree that college football has always been setup so that certain teams have a greater chance than others. Even after they started this BCS shit. I remember so many times that KState was the best football team in the country, but Nope, if you arent Florida State or Nebraska or Notre Dame you can’t play in the championship game. A buncha bullshit.
Looks about as good as shit soup. Mmmmm, soup.
Out of 5 posts at WL they have 15 comments, each by a different person. At FD, we just have 6 people posting over and over again.
Wow fluxxy, wow. You’re individually keeping stats on Without Laughter now. C’mon brotha man.
2nd LAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, I made that shit up. But I bet it wasn’t far from the truth.
Well, obviously the point is THEY DON’T TRY HARD ENOUGH, flux.
Some of you guys are crazy. I’ve been reading and commenting on With Leather since March and it’s consistently funny and entertaining. I actually try to raise my game when commenting there. Here, i mostly just spew forth stream of consciousness cobblers. When in Rome…
Works every time…