JUGGERNAUT MOVIE GETS CARNOSAURED
11.26.07Boy, that Brett Ratner sure can make a fine movie, can’t he? And yes, that’s Ellen Page* from Juno.
Anyway, the news is that Smokin’ Joe Carnosaur Carnahan posted a picture of Juggernaut on his website with the words “I’ll let you guys go nuts over this one,” leading many to speculate that he wants to direct an X-Men spinoff of Juggernaut. Though it could also mean that the target audience for his website is retarded Amish kids who go all batshit for pictures of cartoons because their parents think drawings are tools of the devil. ‘Tis a mystery, truly.
*She played “Kitty Pryde”, a character with the same name as the Cats extra I buried in the desert old west prostitute I lost my virginity to.
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holy hell, i just shit when i clicked on ‘mystery’…well played lancelot, well played.
Juggerno?
i hate juggers, they’re always coming into my store and stealing my merchandise.
Aw, hell yeah, nice bra.
I think all women should take pryde in their kitty…
yea, speaking of Jugs
The Mighty Fek’lhr supposes all of you yIntaghs await a long Wolverine-esque tirade from Him, well forget it. Juggernaut is a baktag.
You could have a Rick James/Juggernaut Bitch Off…
The only bigger pussy than Juggernaut is Colossus. FAG!
If (this) Juggernaut’s power is that he’s unstoppable once he builds up some velocity, then wouldn’t he rip a chick in half during sex?
I would totally Jug-her-naut if you know what I’m saying. Wait, X-men are now women right?
Now that we’re in the season, I wonder what I should get the X-Men for X-mas?
if you tilt jesus on the cross, it kind of makes an "x" ? a little lopsided, but still an "x" for sure.
What if you are a mutant, and a good guy, but not good enough to be in the Xmen? Do you get honorable X-mention??
True Story:
The not out gay guy that works in my office, that everyone knows is gay, but who does not know that we all know, *and believe me, it’s not like a big mystery you need to unravel, more like Blue’s Clues, as in he might as well have a tattoo on his cheek with an arrow pointing to mouth that says "Insert Penis Here", and let’s not even get into the lower back tat…* wait, what was my point? ahh yes, he says he is really excited about the prospect of a Juggernaut movie. I almost asked him if he was confusing the comic book character with his Double Ended Dildo of the same name, but I caught myself. It’s a secret, see. shhhhhh
Then again, He would have to say that Arcade is a bigger pussy than Colossus…
That Black Tom Cassidy is a real closet homo, too…
true story: a good friend of mine got really wasted at a bar and ended up going home with a native american chick *cough* a heavy-set, native american chick. anyways, they went back to her trailer and started to have sex and her bed literally broke through the floor of the trailer.
now i don’t know if the juggernaut was involved or not, but i still feel that it was a noteworthy story.
Ellen Page, ha?
dub dub!!! represent! CKT roll call!: Nommy!….
JHC!
dub dub!
Balls In Your Face!
how’d you do that?
KEN FUCKING SHAMROCK!
Actually, pretty much everyone but Wolverine sucks in the X-Universe.
Is stone not in the CKT because he thinks he’s cooler than us, or because we’re threatened by him being funnier than us? Discuss.
However, The Mighty Fek’lhr feels compelled to point out that Halle Berry dursted her X-Character more than anyone else:
"do u kno wut happnz when teh TOAD get hits bi ltning?, lol!"
"teh same ting as everting else LMAO!"
Stone’s not in the CKT because I’m the only one who’s allowed to have two characters in.
And also because he would get really pissed off that we would make him be Glen.
The Mighty Fek’lhr’s working knowledge of comic books, D&D, and hentai is what keeps Him out of the CKT. :(
I heard it was in Halle Berry’s contract that she could put highlights in storms hair. Buncha bullshit.
idk? it just happens. sorry i’m late peeps, i’ve been fallin asleep alroun 4am thus wakin’ up late.
i should be in the ckt too, still waiting
Damn, I missed Roll Call…
Koru!
chodin: present!
See Jack? Send that unfunny piece of crap an invite. Bex, not fek.
wtf is hentai?
chodin, dogg, what it do, bro?
It’s when you tie up female chickens before you have your way with them, dub. We don’t need none of that beastyality in our CKTness.
Stone is content in the fact that he’d be welcomed if he asked, but probably wastes too much time talking to you all in one place as it is.
Glen thinks the CKT is a country music channel on cable.
You suck.
Biquini Steve, too! Sorry I’m late, guys!
I’m gonna add your band as a friend, and tell them that they suck, and then I’m gonna send your band an invite to the CKT.
dub: what up mutha’ fucka’!?! dude, you looked HELLA-ripped on saturday!
Stone Has a band? Cool. Although I’m sure it sucks.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves. ALL OF YOU!
I’m gonna add your band as a friend, and tell them that they suck, and then I’m gonna send your band an invite to the CKT.
I think our singer handles our MS account. I personally don’t have one. I wouldn’t rely on her sense of humor to keep up with the CKT.
Just beware, there are like 298734 bands named Stone Soup – and that’s in the NY Metro area…
what for jack?
dubs, you would probably sleep better if you weren’t playin’ smackdown vs. raw all the fuckin’ time. You gotta give that shit a rest every now and again.
crippler cross face < stinky finger
*wakes up with a start, drool running down his chin*
Waaa! Erm, here?
There’s only 9.
And I know which one is yours.
It helps to know people’s real names.
thanks bro! i’ve been working on my deltoids pretty hard. your solarplexes are looking pretty buff, how are you achieving that toneness/sculpted look?
Jacktion’s been stalking me. Fantastic.
Don’t seem so flattered. It’s not like I’m stalking just you.
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jhc – that’s not me playing that shit, my fuckn roommate (lil bro) went out and bought call of duty 4 on friday and decided to return it to fuckn spite me. he ended up exchanging it for Raw, I personally don’t like the game, its too complicated, but w/e.
damnit how do you do it dub??
wtf bex?
<p style=’font: normal normal normal 11px/normal Helvetica; color: #476ee1; margin: 0px’>Hello world!</p>
Well ok, then, Nancy Drew. Make yourself useful and find us a gig, will ya?
I am playing with a new band on 12/7. We’re playing – get ready for this one… Pop.
It’s a female fronted Pop cover band. We’ll be playing all the hits (that sound alike) from Shakira, Kelly Clarkson, Ashlee Simpson, and other whores you’d be happy to sleep with then beat with a crow bar.
It’s a gig…
Nancy Drew can you please investigate how to add some color to the comments?
Is Nancy Drew some sort of deity you gringos have to resolve mysteries? what a country! what a country!
Then again, as X-Villains go, The Mighty Fek’lhr asserts that Juggernaut is not the lamest. That award goes to "Sauron". This sunuvabitch steals The Lord of The Ring’s name and is a total bitch. If you stood LOTR Sauron and XMen Sauron side by side and did a tale of the tape, it would look something like this:
LOTR Sauron:
Xmen Sauron:
Also, the LOTR Sauron has a magic cock-ring that is evil! WTF?
dub: get COD:4 back – we can rape together then!
Sounds great!
I’m still trying to get my band together. Do you know how hard it is to find a group of people who are willing to play the kind of stuff I write? Which is not to say it bad. It’s just… different. It’s at the midway point of They Might Be Giants, Fountains of Wayne, and the Beach Boys.
Can someone make activision put COD4 out on PS2 or on a PC that only runs 512mb of ram? Please and thank you.
Nom, they made it for DS, it can’t be that hard to crank out on the PS2, right?
Sauron was a bad ass long before the LOTR began. Simarillion, eh?
I mean GRRRR….uh…Boy Band?!?
Why isn’t Rock Band out for the Atari 2600 yet?
What do you play, Jack?
choddy – on my way bro. ill see if i can that shit this week.
I play keys, write, and sing.
I also play a little guitar. I’m very good, I just own a very small guitar.
add ‘rent’ or ‘buy’ or ‘borrow’ in my last comment.
No, dub. I refuse to.
Plenty of demand for a decent keyboard player. Not as much as bass, surprisingly. Everyone and their brother plays drums and guitar.
The Mighty Fek’lhr acknowledges Koru’s Middle Earth props.
Why does no one acknowledge my suggestion of using a clear plunger handle instead of spending money on a glass dildo?
Stone – I never said I was a decent keyboard player.
Nevermind, then.
R.I.P. Kevin DuBrow.
Girls do indeed rock the boys.
nommy you’re like a fuckn mind reader! how’d you know i was searching for twins+dildo….wait…what?
I can’t play any instruments but I can whistle like a motherfucker. And by motherfucker I mean like someone who is currently fucking your mother.
I can play the weerow.
nom – i prefer the mushy banana.
call me old fashioned.
Eib, Here!! sorry for the lag
anyhow, I thought Bex was already in and wh’ev Stone
It was news to bexticles.
and why am I not being stalked?
ooh, wait, am I? How would I know? sneaky, ninja stalkers, sneaky
yes me are slow
and, on topic, Juggernot
bad idea all the way around
TITSY!!!
<— I gots a new avatar.
I think it works for me.
damn it! according to rapidshare, i have to wait 21 minutes before i can download my next……po…..video documentary.
Eib: I try not to stalk married chicks. I like to think my relationships are going to go somewhere.
wh’ev Stone
I’m getting the whatever? I wasn’t invited…
is rapidshare one of those elite torrent sites? If so, can you send me an invite? Oh, and download "benders big score".
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BOOBS ARE GONE…GOOOOOOONE!!!
no, its a joke. I loves you Stone
Nom, jeez, pretend at least. for all you know, im a350lb guy in wife beater pretending to be a hot zombie spelled backwards
I once subscribed to a service called Rapidcher. I downloaded Moonstruck like 100 times. Pretty decent output for the small price of a gig of adware.
Eib, you bring that up awfully often.
But at least you’d be an unmarried 350lb guy in a wifebeater pretending to be a hot zombie spelled backwards.
no, its a joke. I loves you Stone
That’s better.*
*unless you ARE actually a 350lb dude in a wife beater pretending to be a hot chick. I hereby reserve the right to claim plausible deniability.
oh, i see the distinction, Nom
Well, unlike stone, I call dibs.
<<<back by popular demand
Ah, Thank Kahless! The boobs are back!
nommy, rapidshare is not a 1337 torrent site, all those have been shut down eg. OiNK, and demonoid :R.I.P.: I’m trying to get an invite for indietorrents or torrentleech. rapidshare is just an uploader/downloader site that limits how many dl’s you can have an hour.
stalk on, my brotha
Should I go here:
Jack! and the Stone-stalk?
Dub: Ummmm, then what is "rapid" about it? I still prefer isohunt.
No.
Bean-stalk?
The Mighty Fek’lhr asserts Lance is a liar and a tahQeq (for not posting CotW). He is also pretty sure Lance exposed himself to that statue of Ray Charles. DOUBLE MOPERY! (Exposing one’s self to a statue of a blind person.)
Then again, what if a blind person goes to a museum where that "David" statue is? What if a statue exposes himself to a blind person? WHOA!
Well, and I prefer Irc to torrents. Can’t get caught.
Creepy digging through your garbage and reading greasy receipts because you think he might be having an affair with another man-stalk?
I find that it’s very hard to get prosecuted for aquiring something legally.
if po….video documentaries were available via IRC I would happily switch. but considering idk how I’m stuck with public torrent sites.
It may be jack, but I don’t wish to be persecuted, like I am now going to do to you.
Creepy digging through your garbage and reading greasy receipts because you think he might be having an affair with another man-stalk?
Speaking of that, when are you coming to NJ, Luch?
You should know. You sent me the tickets. And the lotion. How did you know I LOVE Pearberry!?
wwbd: Search for whatever you wish on packetnews.com. You have to be using IE, then you just click on the pack number, Irc opens to the channel, then just ctrl-v to paste and hit enter.
jack if i acquried every single cd/dvd i have ‘legally’ id be bankrupt.
Hey guys, Jack feels bad unless he pays for the shitty movies he watches.
Oh, and shitty music.
And I don’t see you crying about that MicroSoft office suite I sent ya.
*tear*
Aight – I’m outta here. Going go-karting.
Someone accept my COTW on my behalf. Make it humble yet egotisitcal, you know.
Anybody here from Phoenix/Scottsdale?
Humble?
I don’t think anyone in here knows about that.
is mr. bean on the side of anyone else’s computer, giving them the "creepy-asss-fuck" eyes?
or is that just me?
luch: my ex-girlfriend lives in mesa – she’s a piece of shit. you should get aids and then fuck her.
I know about humble mister!
is mr. bean on the side of anyone else’s computer, giving them the "creepy-asss-fuck" eyes?
or is that just me?
POSSIBLE RESPONSE –
-YES/NO
-OR WHAT
-PLEASE COME BACK LATER
-FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE
-FUCK YOU
Is it just me, or does chodin’s avatar look like a cow out of the corner of your eye?
i concur, oh punctuated one
please you guys, all this attention is going to my head *cough* penis.
Jack, that was totally racist!
I think.
Probably not.
Maybe that cow gives chocolate milk?
Now its racist.
New Post yIntaghs!
That was a really good impression, Nom’lhr.
Yeah. You have no clue how hard it was to go back and find the correct spelling.
…
…fucking material stealin’ ho…
I didn’t steal it. I copied and pasted, so it was a quote, or at the least, an homage.
Hey, did you guys realize we found the Mike from FUCK MIKE?
Michael DiNicola, thats the one we love to hate
Nuh Uh. Fuck Mike was referencing my friend, who went to see Mac Lethal.
MIKE sucks.
‘fuck mike’ is a different mike. michael ‘small dick’ dinicola is db from the other site.
i know that , this is yet another example of the mike phenomenon
Oh. Agreed Eib. Theory yet to be debunked.
Guys, don’t bring him up. It’s like saying "Candyman".
Eventually, you’ll summon him.
I loved candyman.
yo, fuck both mikes.
but i’d only fuck Michael DiNicola’s dead nazi mother- not the ‘mac lethal’ mike (still can’t believe he kept you from the show nom).
FUCK MIKE!ÂÂ
I liked "Ice Scream Man". Oh, and "Dr Giggles".
jack, why so contrary today?
Dr Giggles was great. Didn’t it have that retard from LA Law? Why do I know that?
GRRRR – Corbin Bernsen!
isn’t the ‘ice cream man’ ron howard’s little brother? talk about a fucked up holiday dinner.
nana howard: " so ronny, how’s your ‘titanic’ movie going?"
ron howard: "oh it’s good nana, but did yo hear that my little borther is making grade-F, semi-skin flicks about ice cream men? nana? nan????"
*heart monitor – beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppp*
whoa, whoa! who the fuck is vag hyena? :::releases the dogs but keeps them a short distance away from hyena’s face::: ANSWER ME!
my new wwtdd name: Michael DiNicola’s dead nazi mother.
Wait a second, what did Ron Howard have to do with Titanic?!
New post yingtags
Ellen Page…from hard candy? fucking creepy, that girl.