11.26.07 JUGGERNAUT MOVIE GETS CARNOSAURED

holy hell, i just shit when i clicked on ‘mystery’…well played lancelot, well played.

Juggerno?

i hate juggers, they’re always coming into my store and stealing my merchandise.

Aw, hell yeah, nice bra.

I think all women should take pryde in their kitty…

yea, speaking of Jugs

The Mighty Fek’lhr supposes all of you yIntaghs await a long Wolverine-esque tirade from Him, well forget it. Juggernaut is a baktag.

You could have a Rick James/Juggernaut Bitch Off…

The only bigger pussy than Juggernaut is Colossus. FAG!

If (this) Juggernaut’s power is that he’s unstoppable once he builds up some velocity, then wouldn’t he rip a chick in half during sex?

I would totally Jug-her-naut if you know what I’m saying. Wait, X-men are now women right?

Now that we’re in the season, I wonder what I should get the X-Men for X-mas?

if you tilt jesus on the cross, it kind of makes an "x" ? a little lopsided, but still an "x" for sure.

What if you are a mutant, and a good guy, but not good enough to be in the Xmen? Do you get honorable X-mention??

True Story:

The not out gay guy that works in my office, that everyone knows is gay, but who does not know that we all know, *and believe me, it’s not like a big mystery you need to unravel, more like Blue’s Clues, as in he might as well have a tattoo on his cheek with an arrow pointing to mouth that says "Insert Penis Here", and let’s not even get into the lower back tat…* wait, what was my point? ahh yes, he says he is really excited about the prospect of a Juggernaut movie. I almost asked him if he was confusing the comic book character with his Double Ended Dildo of the same name, but I caught myself. It’s a secret, see. shhhhhh

Then again, He would have to say that Arcade is a bigger pussy than Colossus…

true story: a good friend of mine got really wasted at a bar and ended up going home with a native american chick *cough* a heavy-set, native american chick. anyways, they went back to her trailer and started to have sex and her bed literally broke through the floor of the trailer.

now i don’t know if the juggernaut was involved or not, but i still feel that it was a noteworthy story.

That Black Tom Cassidy is a real closet homo, too…

Ellen Page, ha?

dub dub!!! represent! CKT roll call!: Nommy!….

JHC!

dub dub!

how’d you do that?

Balls In Your Face!

KEN FUCKING SHAMROCK!

1. Jacktion!!
2. bryce’s grandmother!

Actually, pretty much everyone but Wolverine sucks in the X-Universe.

Is stone not in the CKT because he thinks he’s cooler than us, or because we’re threatened by him being funnier than us? Discuss.

However, The Mighty Fek’lhr feels compelled to point out that Halle Berry dursted her X-Character more than anyone else:

"do u kno wut happnz when teh TOAD get hits bi ltning?, lol!"

"teh same ting as everting else LMAO!" 

Stone’s not in the CKT because I’m the only one who’s allowed to have two characters in.

And also because he would get really pissed off that we would make him be Glen.

The Mighty Fek’lhr’s working knowledge of comic books, D&D, and hentai is what keeps Him out of the CKT. :(

I heard it was in Halle Berry’s contract that she could put highlights in storms hair. Buncha bullshit.

idk? it just happens. sorry i’m late peeps, i’ve been fallin asleep alroun 4am thus wakin’ up late.

i should be in the ckt too, still waiting

Damn, I missed Roll Call…

Koru!

See Jack? Send that unfunny piece of crap an invite. Bex, not fek.

chodin: present!

wtf is hentai?

chodin, dogg, what it do, bro?

It’s when you tie up female chickens before you have your way with them, dub. We don’t need none of that beastyality in our CKTness.

Stone is content in the fact that he’d be welcomed if he asked, but probably wastes too much time talking to you all in one place as it is.

Glen thinks the CKT is a country music channel on cable.   

You suck.

Biquini Steve, too!  Sorry I’m late, guys!

I’m gonna add your band as a friend, and tell them that they suck, and then I’m gonna send your band an invite to the CKT.

dub: what up mutha’ fucka’!?! dude, you looked HELLA-ripped on saturday!

Stone Has a band? Cool. Although I’m sure it sucks.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves. ALL OF YOU!

I’m gonna add your band as a friend, and tell them that they suck, and then I’m gonna send your band an invite to the CKT.

I think our singer handles our MS account.  I personally don’t have one.  I wouldn’t rely on her sense of humor to keep up with the CKT.  

Just beware, there are like 298734 bands named Stone Soup – and that’s in the NY Metro area… 

what for jack?

dubs, you would probably sleep better if you weren’t playin’ smackdown vs. raw all the fuckin’ time.  You gotta give that shit a rest every now and again. 

crippler cross face < stinky finger