JOLIE IN SEQUEL NO ONE’S WAITING FOR
11.12.07
Paul Verhoeven (Basic Instinct, Total Recall, Robocop, Hollow Man, Starship Troopers) will be directing a sequel to 1999’s The Thomas Crown Affair, a movie that combined the originality of a heist flick with the sexiness of old people screwing. I never saw it, but it’s going on my Netflix queue as soon as I get through Osmosis Jones.
Verhoeven revealed his plans on the Dutch radio program Met Het Oog Op Morgen. Reportedly, Pierce Brosnan will be back, but Angelina Jolie will be replacing Rene Russo as the lead in… The Topkapi Affair.
Of the project, Verhoeven said, “Meep bop blurp poop moog blep burg,” which is Dutch for “Angelina Jolie is a total piece of ace. Watching her teach third world children to operate an iPod gives me a total iRod, you know what I’m sayin’ kemosabe?” (despite sounding like retarded gibberish, Dutch is a very efficient language).
Bonus: Check out the original Ebert and Roeper some guy review here
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More like The Tapioca Affair. Am I right?
You have to watch The TC Affair just for Rene Russo.
If you don’t you’re a fag.It’s your duty as a man.I can be so lame sometimes.
Without the Steve McQueen element of any Steve McQueen movie makes the whole venture totally un-Steve McQueen*
*In highschool I tried to get my friends to replace "cool" with "Steve McQueen." It didn’t work. They stopped talking to me and I went home and watched The Great Escape. Yo, Cooler King.
But that "Tapioca Affair" comment was just awe inspiring.
Say what you want, I’d be first in line to bang
BrosnanRenee Russo like Rodney King with a flashlight. What can I say, women with AARP memberships give me fever.Pon farr gives The Mighty Fek’lhr fever.
Wow another sequel no one wants.
If Brosnan wants to make sequels make one to the matador, that film rocked.
Refer to my comment on the Jessica Simpson thread, at 11/12/2007 10:39, for my comment on this. Message number: B12
Anti-grav, you are so fuckin’ Steve McQueen. There ya go.
thanks erswi… although now it sounds like I’m necrophile. Ah, well, have to take the bad with the good I guess.
The Rock says Russo looks like that Bond villain Jaws after three-months of estrogen treatment.
Wait, Steve McQueen is dead? Why didn’t anyone tell me?
Rene Russo is the type of chick i’d molest if i were an orderly and she were in my nursing home.
Dor sho gha! Not another third person schtick! The Mighty Fek’lhr must vanquish this "Rock-tag" (HE MADE A FUNNY!), and maintain His honour!
*priming torpedo bay for flagellum-like photon torpedo launching*
fap fap fap fap fap!
Grr…Dawson’s Creek!
Let the games begin!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html
Aw man, that stinks. Rene Russo was so great in that. Angelina’s just going to wiggle all over the place. Gahhh.
Even better in The Thomas Crown Affair than Rene Russo’s performance was Rene Russo’s tits’ performance. They were amazing and I still have wood.
AGB, makes me think of the Tao of Steve.
The Rock says The Mighty Fek’lhr’s use of the third person is inconsistent at best. Pon Farr your ass outta here!
fluxxy: As soon as this weeks comments of the week thread open im nominating your tapioca affair comment
AGB, My dream car is a 1968 Fastback which I will call "the McQueen"
I’ll let you know when I have purchased it. check for a pm from me around oh, 30 years from now.
1965 T-Bird. Black with white ragtop. Oh yeah. Here I come ladies.