In regards to the upcoming G.I. Joe movie, Hasbro released the following statement:
Hasbro’s G.I. Joe Team wanted to take this opportunity to clarify some of the facts regarding the G.I. Joe live-action movie that we are developing with Paramount Pictures.
First and foremost, we are not changing what the G.I. Joe brand is about. The name "G.I. Joe" will always be synonymous with bravery and heroism.
The G.I. Joe brand has enjoyed a successful 43-year history, spanning two key generations. The first was the line of 12-inch "realistic military" figures [I love 12-inch military guys] that were popular with kids in the 1960s and 1970s.
The second generation, was created in 1982, and is based on a cast of fictional heroes and villains that make up the "G.I. Joe vs. Cobra" fantasy. The premise of this fantasy is the story of the G.I. Joe team, led by Duke, and their "fight for freedom wherever there is trouble" against the evil Cobra Commander and his Cobra force. This storyline was an instant hit with kids in the early 1980s, spawning a highly popular 3-3/4-inch action figure line, comic book collection and animated series.
This movie will be a modern telling of the "G.I. Joe vs. Cobra" storyline and its compelling characters that Hasbro created 25 years ago. The G.I. Joe team will not be based in Brussels. Instead, they will be based out of the "Pit" as they were throughout the 1980s comic book series. And, in keeping with the G.I. Joe vs. Cobra fantasy, the movie will feature characters and locations from around the world. Duke, the lead character and head of the G.I. Joe team, will embody the values of bravery and heroism that the first generation of G.I. Joe figures established. [via ComingSoon]
Translation: Please don’t boycott us, Bill O’Hannity, we’re not trying to make G.I. Joe speak French.
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……jesus!
HI JACKTION!
….did I mention my mother is dead???
I think that we should honor DB for his try-so-hardness.
DB, I hereby bestow on you the title of Official Unofficial FilmDrunk Cocksucker of the Week!
Congratulations, now you can go tell all your mongoloid friends that you’re a cocksucker like the rest of us.
DB, in a world full of tower-climbing retards, you’re the tower-climbingest!
Slaapy, maybe next week.
And please, feel free to bring more of your friends. I’m sure Lance would love the traffic. Also, maybe some of them can learn to speak intelligently.
i want some cornbread
*sigh* i miss birfday dawg
SHIT, FUCK, COCKSUCKER!! IS THIS A PRE-POST? GODDAMNIT I SWORE NEVER TO DO THIS AGAIN!!!! FUCK YOU IN THE GOAT ASS db.
True story: I know the guy who voiced Commander Flint.
I just bought a strawberry milk out of our vending machine in the shop. Never had it. Is it weird that I was being all secretive and self conscious when I bought it, like I was working up the nerve to grab a porn mag and take it up to the cashier? All paranoid and careful not to be seen?
You ever had banana milk, Nom? I bought it once. The taste doesn’t strike you at first. I was almost done with it before I realized that it was one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever drank.
Ummm, banana milk seems kinda, well, gay. You fucking banana milk drinking queer.
*whispers: where can I get some?
Anybody ever tried the old Kool-Aid with Milk thing they were promoting real hard when I was a kid. Even as a wide eyed, innocent young whipper snapper. . . I saw through the bullshit. That was the nastiest thing ever fucking invented. Goddamn Kool-Aid man. Fix my fucking wall.
Lance, is that the John C. McGinley action figure from Predator?
The Mighty Fek’lhr is proud of the waffle bearing representation of Himself on this site!
Jacktion, it’s you!
Am I going to have to put a picture of me up now?
"Translation: Please don’t boycott us, Bill O’Hannity, we’re not trying to make G.I. Joe speak French."
We’ll get back to you, meanwhile, live in fear. Now you know… and knowing is half the battle.
So we drop 150+ on the last post and now we stall at like 15?
As Ya Boy would say: "Y’allz bitches"
did any of you turn your heads to see my avatar?
well whatdaya know, new post just came up and i’ve already got 3 comments on it. how’d i do that? doesn’t that make me the cleverest person in town? don’t you all envy me?
totally erswi, totally
*raises hand* Ya got me dub.
i’m rockin out with my cock out mothafuckas!
Randomness, non sequitur, etc. Pointless, off-topic. Randomness, non sequitur, etc. Pointless, off-topic. Randomness, non sequitur, etc. Pointless, off-topic. Randomness, non sequitur, etc. Pointless, off-topic.
no dub dub. I have had bad experiences tilting my head to figure out what internet pictures actually are. A lot of bad experiences. While masturbating. I hate those moments of visual clarity sometimes.
wwbd- I did…now.
If there was a French action
dollfigure, wouldn’t he be wearing a prisoner of war outfit? Maybe with a sweater draped over the shoulders.wow, it’s like if you just read what the luch just said you don’t even have to scan the body of a thread. hey luch, can you do that for all the threads when they get up to like 100+?
nommy – i know where you’re coming from. you swear it look like a vagina, but the POW!
I’m out for the night. Gotta hot date with
Bryce’s Nanamy hand.totally erswi, totally
The Mighty Fek’lhr is going to make a blog that mocks the talents of Hollywood and celebrities, and force all of His patrons to stay on topic and be funny in the comments!
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If anyone does make a site like that, please don’t invite Him.
I hate guys that start a statement with: "not to go off on a tangent here but.."
Guys like that get stabbed in the fucking heart. You hear that Mike, the FUCKING HEART!
DB: your mother is…wait, he already said that?
in that case: DB, your mother died in a christmas-related fire.ÂÂ
:::stand behind Luc::: YEA MOTHERFUCKER!
*standing behind The Luchador yelling YEAH!!!! FUCK MIKE!!!!
fuck, i guess i was standing behind dub dub after all. i dunno what came over me.
Not to go off on a tangent here, but I’m staying on topic.
Also, I’m leaving.
OUT!
i second that notion: FUCK YOU MIKE!
Hey, I did take a shower today!
How fucked, everyone is bailing out when I get here
Damn that work thing!
Can I cut in line, there erswildly? Thank you…
YEAH!!!!!
pst! eib, how ‘works’ nowadays. i haven’t held a real job since i got fired from that day care. you wouldnt expect the media to get involved but WOW there were a hella lot of them there. just for lil’ ol’ me.
who*
i actually rebelled at work today and have spent all day here, i have done in total 15 minutos of work, fuck da man!! and mike!!
dammit, now i’m last in line again. just like buy 1 get 3 free night at the cathouse.
no, worries erswi. i’ll let you cut. so long as you don’t back up ‘accidentily’.
I hope Mike isn’t packin’. Can someone stand in front of me?
i dont have an actually job so much as a soul deadening vocation
dub dub –
if i back up into you, it won’t be on accidentfuck! that was close to sounding an awful lot like a comment from You Know Where.
luchey – don’t worry bout it. even if Mike has a gun, he’s a mark ass buster. he ain’t gone do shi. . . AWWW FUCK! HE’S SHOOTIN! RUN NIGGAZ, RUN!!
wait which mike are we talkin about? VH, choddy‘s friend or nommy‘s asshole of a friend?
does it matter? fuck em all i always say.
it’s true, i always say that
Is there a Friends of Mike club now? I’ve got a friend called Mike, but he’s okay, sometimes.
every MIKE wwbd…
He does. I’ve heard him.
my husbands name is Mike
I really have nothing to say. my brain has atrophied.. I went to the other place to see the flaming…the horror the horror
YEAH, WELL, FUCK HIM TOO!!!!
sorry, got a little fired up there. i guess your husband is ok,
BUT FUCK ALL THE REST!!
isn’t mike hairys dog?
fuck. i don’t know anyone that’s named mike.
damn i think i was reacting to page 1 without noticing page 2 my bad
Youre not missing much dub. It’s all just complaining about how he got busted for DUI, and that living costs money, and that the judge will hopefully let him slide on the DUI, because if he has a DUI on his record he won’t be able to continue his career* in pizza delivery.
*he actually said that too.
nommy – you should tell your friend that i feel bad for him, and that he’s in my prayers.
seriously, tell him.
And then he would probably say something like "why are you responding to nominus? He left by the time you read this. He’s a busy man, what with all the chicks on his plate."
FUCK MIKE!
That’s not a waffle, it’s an anti-liberal land mine.
Mike has asked you guys stop trying to fuck him. According to the dog Bible, and Fek’lhr, interspecies gay sex will land you straight into getting you ass raped by a horse hell for eternity.
For no reason that i can think of, the banner pic reminds me of Stallone. Has Stallone ever sported a moustache?
yeah CB, he had a stache and possibly a goatee in Get Carter.
i mean. . . GRRR. . . ROCKY!!
Still Boycotting this movie.
I like how they left out the most important part of GI JOE.
THE REAL AMERICAN HERO!!!
Apparently the movie is going to be about a Unified Global army that sits around a plush boardroom and waits to get reports and confirmations on terrorist activities while the AMERICAN army goes in and fucks shit up.
Great film.
It’s like TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE. But suckier, and with people instead of dolls. lame.
Fuck me? NO I FUCK YOU…RIGHT IN THE ASS…MAKE YOU HUMBLE!!!
Don’t be silly Dropkick. There are no American heros left. Don’choo watch CNN?
sorry ya’ll, i had to do some work *cough* get a birfday beej *cough* *cough* *wink* *wink* *ear pull* *ear pull* *thumbs up* *cough* *wink* *cough*
That being said, I was going to invite ALL you fuckers out to Vegas for NYE. I have secured a 8k sqft Mansion just off the Strip for the night. I am throwing a HUGE party and ALL of you are invited! Yes, even you Nominus.
I left this on the last thread because it was appropriate, but I wanted to leave it on the most current thread, so all you fuckers could read it.
guys i think cho is trying to tell us something
VH: i am fucking there good sir!!!
sign me up
Did I mention it was $300 per person?
no VH, you did not. i am out.
hahahaha
$300 per person? Are you serving cancer curing blowjobs or something?
I kid! I kid! $50 a head (not that head) and that includes all food & alcohol for the night, along with the most incredible Vegas Experience of your life! Your childrens childrens will tell tails of your legend! Well actually it will be of my Legend, but you will have participated in it for at least one night. Let me know if you need sleeping accomodations, I have hotel connections all over town. Plus there might be room at The Hustla Ranch for a couple of the CKT.
i am so jealous
thats pretty kickass which one of Oceans 11 are you?
im outta here see you all everybody tomorrow
Sleeping accomodations? Don’t mansions have like 600 bedrooms? Hell, can’t we just sleep where we collapse?
HN, that is pretty much the plan to all crash there, but if you wanna make a weekend out of it, then I can help you out. If you wanna fly in, party like a Kennedy and fly out as soon as you can crawl to the cab, then more power to ya! Frankly, I would be impressed. That is how I roll, but I have had intense training and don’t recommend it for the amateur.
As a matter of fact, that is what I am doing this Weekend. Land in Miami around 7am Sunday, party till the wheels fall off, then stumble back to the plane around 2am Monday morning.
Actually that would make me Danny Ocean, the real Danny Ocean, Frank Sinatra, The Chairman, Fuck Clooney even if I do wish he was my dad!
ok, Vh I must concede to your badassness.
Sooo who’s in for NYE?
Lance, are you brave enough to party with your loyal Drunkards?
I suspect that VH dubbing himself as Chairman is merely another elaborate ruse to get me to sit on his lap. Dammit VH, I keep telling you, I’m not a tranny or a crossdresser. I’m just a great looking guy who would also make a damn pretty girl. Ko-peesh?
must i define these things again? i am a turd
Can I just say, in my defense, that in my head this shit is comic gold.
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May The Mighty Fek’lhr partake of this Celebration of Year’s End and Revival of the New Calaendar? He has never been to Las Vegas, but He can drink anything anyone mixes, and He has a PhD in Bitchslappin’ Hos.
For example, there was that time on the Fourth Day of July he drank FOUR wine coolers and slapped a fat Iowa chick on her ass. Who’s the real Hustla now?
According to the dog Bible, and Fek’lhr, interspecies gay sex will land you straight into getting you ass raped by a horse hell for eternity.
The Mighty Fek’lhr can verify this through
first hand experiencethrorough research into the arcane.The keyboard is so much more difficult when one has been drinking beer…
Alas, I have to work on New Year’s Eve, as I have to work on most every New Year’s Eve. I’ve got January 2nd off, though. Can you move New Year’s Eve to that day? I expect you to say yes because, I mean, seriously, who wouldn’t want to accomodate my every demand?
Mystery Solved: BK is Katie Couric. I suppose you’ll want to give my my nobel or pulitzer prize now?
Dubs: I just told Mike that you’re praying for him. Also, I told him that this entire website wishes him a collective "FUCK MIKE"
Nominus is the big weiner. I’m Katie Couric. Now get me a fucking latte.
hey shitheads:
i’m sure the drugs and alcohol have hit most everyone, so who knows who’s left to read this: but thanks to everybody for all the BIRFDAY wishes, curses, and other pointless banter.
i love you all like step-children.
fags.
You know, Nominus is not like most guys Katie. I can see past low television ratings to your body. I’m a gentleman.
Similarly chodin, I love you like one of the 5 step moms my father has randomly forced me to accept, then told to not associate with a short time later. But we can keep him from finding out. Don’t worry.
I don’t know what you’re talking about with ratings. I kick the shit out of Brian Williams. JUDO CHOP!
Hey Chodin, happy birthday. How old are you now, 40?
Wow, this place is really fucked up.
I mean that in the good way, you know, the good way of being fucked up.
Nevermind.
fuckn by the south point? can you make it any fuckn further from where i live? do members of the ckt get special discounts
(we should be getting in for free you asshole, we’re the one’s that helped you through your unemployment depression)?He doesn’t say it, but I can tell Dub Dub is thinking it. You should let us in for free. It’s the least you could do for us getting on a fucking jumbo jet, then renting a car to come to your lame party. At least it will be lame, until we show up. I’ve got this great trick where, if I don’t get laid by the hottest chick at the party, you owe me $74.98.
can you make it any fuckn further from where i live?
Yes, he could have it in Guatemala. But it’s harder to get a keg there after 2am.
Happy Birthday Chody. May the chode be with you and not on you.
awww hells yeah, guatemala!! partying with the mara salvatrucha, those motherfucker be hardcore!!
*yawn what I miss?
Fuck Guatemala! I’m going to Panama on Friday, I hear that shit is depraved there. So I’ll see you all there? Sweeeet.
Jesus dubdub, people are flying in from all around the world for this party and you don’t even wanna drive across town. I’m very disappointed in you son. Oh and there are no brakes in the price for any one, not even my real friends. It’s the cost of doing business (throwing the party in a fucking mansion). The ONLY person that gets a different price is my wife, for her it’s $100…Bitch!!!