As much as I’m a bile-spewing hatemonger, there are three things I’ll rarely ridicule: Bill Murray, Steve Carrell, and Anne Hathaway. Now the Get Smart remake has all three.
In Get Smart, Carell plays Maxwell Smart, a useless spy who works for the CONTROL agency. He’s assisted by the comely Agent 99 (Hathaway) and the hulking Agent 23 (The Rock). Sci-Fi Wire spoke to Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson recently and he talked about his character and Murray’s appearance.
"[Mine is] a brand new character that we created for the story," said Johnson. "Agent 23 is Control’s greatest agent and I am Steve Carell’s best friend in the movie. We’ve got a whole bunch of cameos. Bill Murray has a cameo". [Empire]
But yeah, Anne Hathaway. She gives me a real "The Rock" Johnson. (Scheduled for June 2008)
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WOo new post
Who the hell is this guy now?
that’s Anne Hathaway Luch. we call that a woman.
1) Nice side boob
2) Carell is perfect for this role. I may actually go to a movie for the first time in years (if I can’t download it, hehe)
3) Eat me
"we created"? DOes this mean I can now hate the rock for ruining my favorite nick at nite show? As well?
I suddenly crave milk.
Hathaway, Hathaway & Hathaway
That’s six Hathaway’s!
you can download it.
How’d you like to honk on those?ÂÂ
damn you lance. This banner pic and the fucking bikini ad on the right are really making me made at my old lady. OOOO that bitch is gonna get it when I get home. IT
There must be at least 7 tits up there.
Hey lady, if you’re going to sell those puppies, I want the one with the pink nose!
Fuck, Lance! I don’t have time to go rub one out with only 45 minutes of the workday left!
i don’t usually use net abbreviations but. . . OMFG. . . ROTFLCOPTER. . . LMFAO!!!!
that’s great duke, wheres the nomination thread?
Oh, how I love thee, side boob
Anyone trying to masturbate to the banner pic has to deal with a phantom Jack Black face staring into your soul. He’ll ruin it.
whats the copter mean, erswi?
I’m seeing triple!
NINE Anne Hathaways!
Was it Shakespeare who said puns are the lowest form of comedy? Maybe it was Kissinger. At any rate, you might be demolishing WWTDD in the sheer number of comments of late but don’t get cocky. These pinheads will comment on anything but those of us looking for a good belly laugh or some openly hostile racism just might start snubbing you.
The tit shots were a good call though. I predict a long and healthy life for this site as long as there are plenty of boobies.
The Rock says Existence precedes essence.
ummm, i dunno, i saw fek do it once. seemed kinda funny. also saw a tshirt a while back with a copter with ROTFL forming the blades. i’m a sheep.
Jacktion, who the fuck are you?
Its ROFLCOPTER
Google it
Katie Mamlok said, "Anyone trying to masturbate to the banner pic has to deal with a phantom Jack Black face staring into your soul. He’ll ruin it."
His wide open mouth just adds to the intensity.
Oh shit. I don’t think my brain can take another character made up by one of us. Or, really, another character with a gimmick rather.
ok, thanks Luch
Yeah, uh, that didn’t help luch.
sheck it out.
His wide open mouth just adds to the intensity.
What I would do to that mouth… (poop in it)
in soviet russia, the roflcopter laughs at you? Is that the one erswi?
yup
gotta love it. pullin it all together at the end.
who the hell is katie mamlok and where the hell she come from?
you see dub, when two people reallly love each other……
Katie Mamlok, have you seen http://www.2girls1cup.com yet?
NO
i had to work for the last 20 minutes: i’m not even going to bother trying to read and figure out what the fuck is going on…our converstaions/accusations today are like a boardgame with a ton of fucking missing pieces…
…that said: ANYBODY GOT CLIFNOTES FOR ME?!?! I SUCK YO’ DICK FO’ CLIFNOTES?!
Erswi, I don’t think there’s a truer response to any mention of that putrid website.
oh yes, JW: drop the 2girls1cup on that beast!
Seen the final product? No. I trusted the director.
I already saw this episode on "The Peter Griffin Side-Boob Hour".
either we got a shit ton of new traffic in this beast or somebody’s workin overtime at the alter ego factory.
erswi: There is a spike on lances traffic on alexa.
guerilla marketing must be paying off. Much better than the gorilla marketing went. After that, only patrick ewing showed up. Hi-Yo!
Would my last post have been self-deprecating humor, or self-defecating humor? Mind vortexxx.
yeah, but i still can’t figger how withleather does such high numbers. is it just people reading cuz they have not a lot of commenters.
If this place gets any more popular, I may have to start hating it!
After my posting my last post it reloaded to the top of the page with the side boob. I could never hate this place.
prepare to hate.
i pray to god we don’t durst. THink about this: Limp Bizkit was featured in the fight club game. Fred Durst used to post things on his website as Tyler Durden. wwtdd spawned FilmDrunk. Both FilmDrunks initials and Fred Dursts are FD. Yeah, I blew your mind didn’t I? Its like I’m hitting you in the face with my words.
way to fuckn jinx it nom
nommy, at least you’re not hitting us in the face with your balls.
fuck, dursted another thread
I have a hard time seeing Hathaway with Carell. I think Hathaway would want to, but I just don’t see her breasts agreeing to it.
Primo side boob.
channeling chodin: hey assholes thanks for telling me theres a new post, there i was sitting with my dick in my hands wondering why no one was writting anything, fucking queers
watanadin is funny as shit
dont thank me thank chodin, but it did feel horrible that i was on that crappy tobias funke post while there was deliscious white boobies on this post, we can’t let this happen again
Oh man, that American Apparel ad is so informative! I always want to buy hoodies online but never know if they’re flexible enough for me to bend backwards in them, let alone the hood stay on while doing it!
yeah, that’s my bad. one of us usually goes back and alerts the masses. slipping today due to the f’n mike debacle.
anne hathaway would look great in a hoodie. on my schlong.
fuckin’ mike!!
I cant wait for SS to say whatever secret he has tomorrow
woah: was i just channeled? i mean…i’m not gay or anything, but that felt fucking GREAT!!!
Stoney’s secret will be gay.
I aim to please baby, i aim to please
She has a winning smile… and boobs.
hey, did you know that in ‘brokeback mountain’ you get to see hathaway’s tates???
chodin: "isn’t this fun, penis?"
chodin’s penis: "i guess, i mean anne hathaways tits are cool, but why have you been slamming your fist over me for the last hour? it’s just been nothing but dude on bro ?"
chodin: "shhhhhhhhhhhh penis, shhhhhhhhhhh…you talk too much…"
yeah i know i won the dvd just for
hot sweaty forbidden man on man loveAnnes titties!!I actually own it, i did not win it, just to clear things up
your honesty speaks volumes watanabex…remember: the first step to "recovery" is realizing that there’s a problem.
Stoney’s secret will be gay.
You’re probably right.
welcome to the thunderdome, bitches!
whats up crazy bitches?
I miss it here, i have to work too much. damn
hey! what’s up you guys?!
oh, not much here – just chilling, talking about brokeback…*cough* FUCKIN’ FOOTBALL AND PUSSY.
what’s new?
ok drunkkas, im outta here im off work so i’ll see you all everybody tomorrow peace in da middle east
eib, you have missed more than you’d care to believe. it will take you hours to catch up on all of today’s action . . . and by action i mean gay man love chicanery
I have a brokeback mountain poster thumb-tacked in my closet. I’m a witty fuck.
I like you AGB. Too much.
Did I see a Mitchel Goosin up there somewhere?
Thats a cool name to live up to moondoggie, don’t fuck it up.
I’m home, and I still want to bang Anne Hathaway, but can’t tell if she’s my type. I’ll have to give her the test. When I like a chick, I always say "nudge, nudge". If she says "wink, wink" then it was meant to be. Sadly, I haven’t been laid in 7 years.
and if they something about a blind horse you’d marry them, right?
yes. Why? A blind horse though?
What? Hold on, did I just agree to marry you?
because a nod’s the same as a wink to a blind horse.
there are a few more legal qualifications up here in Canada, not much, but some more.
Well, I was talking about monty python. Oh, I just now got that legal qualifications joke. HAHA nice.
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you have noticed the banner pics right
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Spwahhh yeeeeeeek ughaaaaaahhhh
So, what’s the buzz folks. I’m sleepy…
Chodin- Thank god you told me that, because I am sick and tired of jerking off to The Princess Diaries. I mean, Anne Hathaway is fucking gorgeous, but her "best friend" in that movie is the ugliest girl I have ever seen. Who knows what I am talking about? Eh?
You guys have seen that movie right?
The ugly girl also played the girl who was molested by Keanu Reeves’ client in Devil’s Advocate. Just in case that ever came up in Jeopardy.
royalist tenenbaum- no one can hear/see you, you have no avatar, so before we can validate your existance, you need to show yourself.
good call wwbd: last time we opened up to someone with no avatar…they broke our hearts.
FUCK MIKE!
choddy- how the fuck are ya? you caught me at an awekward moment here. :::slowly tucks penis back in to his lee dungarees::: check the ckt, i found out who ‘fuckn mike’ is.
AGB-The ugly girl also play the ugly girl in Hostel 2 I think. She seems to be pigeonholed.
She played a bulemic in Strike!
that was the movie’s exclamation point, not mine.
Never saw it. But I did google it and you are right. Seems she has been pretty ugly for awhile now. I don’t think it is going away. It must suck to always try out for the "Ugly One."
she was also in "welcome to the dollhouse"…TOMORROW…SAME TIME…I’M GONNA’ RAPE YOU!
She was in Hostel 2, she died pretty cool
I love "Welcome to the Doll House". I laughed so much. Then I thought about the social implications. Then I laughed some more. It’s a rollercoaster out there.
chodin- if you actually make it to vh’s party, we’ll be able to actually do our famous double high-5!
fuck all. anne hathaway’s titties in Havoc. bittorrent that bi-yatch.
hrrrmm, double high-five? Is that anything like the double 69 you guys did last week?
erswi – that’s what i’m fuckn talkin about!
plus she also kinda starts to diddle the fiddle. HAWT
wwbd – hip hop and double high-fives…all night.
Thank you WWBD for proving that I cave under peer pressure. I went a whole 8 posts with out one. No one said anything, then you made me feel insecure, like I was in a room with black people, so essentially, I just painted my skin black and I am now wearing Sean John like the rest of you.
hell yeah nigga! woo-whooooo!
hey hey, calm the fuck down mike. choddy’s and our practices help us keep our youth. it is clearly platonic and sanctioned by the pope. i remember this one time we went to a sweet rave party at this werehouse. long story short, we took massive amounts of ecstacy and we started rubbing up against each other. was it gay, fuck no. we’re just EXTREMELY comfortable with our sexuality, isn’t that write chod?
right*
i wonder if nom had sex with his lady partner tonite, you can tell us nom i promise you i wont masturbate to the details
that much*channeling Dirty Hairy*
Yeah, I’d toss a load on dem titties!
Glen- a load of what?
I want to pretend that last comment didn’t happen. I’ve had my sleepytime herbal tea and I can’t feel my eyeballs, so just ignore me until post-sleeping.
glen: im drinking some grape juice, it’s quite tangy
agb- you’re britches are gettin a little too big for you.
Britches… okay cowpoke. Be careful of thum injuns.
where are you?! luch and i are in chatzy by ourselves!
I’m going to sleep now. I made that Glen stupid comment and regretted it so I had to say something funnier. Which was making fun of myself, then you, and then rambling incoherently. Then the medication kicked in and I had a jolly good time in the fetal position giggling.
sounds like great fun AGB
you’re makin us regret our decision agb. i’m goin to contribute your incoherent ramblings to your meds., and let you fall into the arms of oxycontin or ambien.
may you dream of midgets and roflcopters, yakov smirnoff and bruce greenwood
Now it’s time to say good night
Good night Sleep tight
Now the sun turns out his light
Good night Sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you.
Close your eyes and I’ll close mine
Good night Sleep tight
Now the moon begins to shine
lick my ballsmay you dream of midgets and roflcopters, yakov smirnoff and bruce greenwood
Now it’s time to say good night
Good night Sleep tight
Now the sun turns out his light
Good night Sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you.
Close your eyes and I’ll close mine
Good night Sleep tight
Now the moon begins to shine
lick my ballsdamnit i double posted sorry, opera browser dursted on me
oh bexxy, you were so close. so close.
damnitt i know fucking opera ruined it, do i at least get a sympathy nomination?
no, bexxy. i will not give you a sympathy nom. no one noticed my justin timberlake post and that shit was hilarious. that’s how the filmdrunk rolls*
i have been consuming massive amounts of alchol
oh really? beer or something unmanly?
ive been mixing myself some mojitos. (stfu asshole theyre hella aweome)
New Zealand sauvignon blanc. Kicks your ass.
impressive
The Mighty Fek’lhr
is going to vomitdrank the whole fucking bottle!damn fek’lhr you one crazy nigga
impressive to whom? the wicked don’t sleep and the righteous don’t need to.
ok you sorry sacks of forshak after ruining what could’ve been one of my best comments im gonna go
masturbate furiously to princess diariesplay some starcraft, adios fuckersHmm…The Mighty One feels that "playing Starcraft" sounds like a swell idea!
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fek’ihr – it seems that you and i are here by ourselves. you are ideed a formidable opponent. one man enters one man leaves, who will be the next highlander?
In that middle pic she looks like a very sexy retard. Although it took me about an hour to finally get my gaze off the chesticles and up to her mong face…
I do love me some Anne Hathaway tits, but how can they have a Get Smart movie without Hymie?
I’m not saying I wouldn’t fuck the hell out of Anne, it’s just that if she smiled I would think I was fucking John Elway with all those teeth she has.
I had a bad experience involving my penis and a chick with braces once. I, um, I don’t really want to talk about it…. *looks at the scar on cock and winces*
I think she should play Harley Quinn in a later Batman. "Bringing the comments back to movie talk" is my new, if seldom used, mantra.
AGB, that actually sounds like a really good idea. Especially if Harley Quinn is naked.
Also, her eyes are giant and doll like. Good to fill that "creepy fuck" on my dance card.
I figure someone should let me cast a movie. They can pay me in cotton candy, but I would prefer cold hard cash.
You know, I don’t know why warm soft cash gets such a bad rap. It fits in my wallet much more nicely.