The boys from Broken Lizard (Super Troopers, Club Dread, Beerfest) will be shooting their latest opus, Slammin’ Salmon, in January. Say what you will about Club Dread (which I didn’t like, but respected for seeming like it was just an excuse to go to Hawaii and party with naked chicks) or Beerfest (which was barely a movie), but Broken Lizard’s peak was definitely the first scene of Super Troopers.
Kevin Heffernan will direct and co-star along with Broken Lizard members Jay Chandrasekhar, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter and Erik Stolhanske. Story, to be penned by the troupe, revolves around a restaurant owner and former heavyweight champ who pits his wait staff against each other in a "Glengarry Glen Ross"-like competish. [Variety]
"Competish"? Did Carrie Bradshaw start writing for Variety?
Rejected titles include Awesome Possum, Funky Monkey, Polygamous Pigeon, Punk Rock Macauque, and Salamander Who Got AIDS From a Hooker.
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welcome back to the world of the living, Lance. rough night?
Who wants a mustache ride?
Um, not me.
Let’s see, Lance is late to work and the first post is about the Broken Lizards project?
It stinks like sex in here.
Jay Chandrasekhar = Not as funny as he thinks he is, and kinda racist…
Where are your shoes?
What are you, the shoe police?
I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar.
Black magic only works on the rookie.
That’s brown magic.
It’s Afghanistanimation.
Jay Chandrasekhar = Not as funny as he thinks he is, and kinda racist…
brcye- Are you saying he’s not so funny meow?
Is that how my salamander got AIDS?
The Mighty Fek’lhr is enraged at the Britney Spears ringtone ad on this page!
brcye is bryce’s second evil head, for the record.
Yes, JHC. I would….
I am upset because my Jack-tion-lantern got all smashded last night.
"Did Carrie Bradshaw start writing for Variety?"
lance, i SOOOO got that joke, i mean…GRRRRRR THUNDER IN FUCKING PARADISE!!!
I don’t like this. I think these guys are overrated. Not that they aren’t probably good, but SuperTroopers was funniest in the opening scene, club dredd sucked, and there was some good shit in beerfest, but not that much. They aren’t living up to their potential. Kind of like me. So really, good on ya mates.
Slow news day I say. Some days I think it’s best to just make shit up.
It helps pass the time.
Awesome Possum, that’s a show I’d watch whilst tripping on a couple of tabs.
Is Carrie Bradshaw the retarded guy who did all those RadioShack commercials?
Also the best scene in Super troopers is the meow scene.
Affleck: Lance can’t just start making up movie news. We don’t want him to become the Fox News of the movie blogging industry.ÂÂ
This morning sucks…….CHICKEN FUCKER!!!
This just in, Broken Lizard guys also to:
Bop the Bologna, Polish the Bishop, Wax the Fencepost, Choke the Chicken, Rub the Geenie, Stroke the Snake, Pet the Monkey, Yank the Crank, Masturbate.
Doesn’t Fox get a shit load of viewers? I don’t know I don’t live in the US but I’m sure it does. If you ask me making shit up is the way to go.
Who else is going to provide movies that Comedy Central can fill air time with for next to no money?
Luch: Ive never heard so many euphamisms for masturbating. Thank you for breaking an egg of knowledge over me.ÂÂ
Shouldn’t they call it Glengarry Glen Nosh?
At first I thought you were naming characters from ‘Snatch’.
Do you think the fat one will be the crazy one again?
Salamander Salmon Toss
My favorite masturbatory eupahemisms are hitchhiking under the bog top, slapping Yul Brenner five, and engaging in hand-to-gland combat.
I also enjoy using the self-service pump.
Hang on, I just re-read the article. So they are filming in January… but Story, to be penned by the troupe
So they haven’t even started writing it yet? Better put down the bong and knock off the beer pong unless you want another Beer Fest….
I think the fat one will play "the fat one"
Kurg, can the fat one not be the crazy one? I thought that was just him acting normal.
alright Drunkards, I’m off to do some work in the really real world. See you fuckers later this afternoon.`
I like:
I dressed up as Slammin’ Salmon for Halloween!
By dressed up, I mean I had my way with a can of meat in the cupboard.
Also, it could also be called "Titillatin’ Tuna"
in highschool we’d call it "slobbing the milosavich"…and by "we" i mean "my principal and i".
As said by some one on the young wolverine comments, I like Punching the kitty for a female masturbation eupahemisms.
I just really wanted to use punching the kitty some where.
Can someone explain what the second sentence means to me? Here it is, without the parenthetical phrases:
"Say what you will about Club Dread or Beerfest, but Broken Lizard’s was definitely the first scene of Super Troopers."
Lance must be hurting today, because he’s a better writer than that.
He probably blacked out for a few seconds and not realised. went right on with his train of thought.
The only new one I heard (courtesy of Drawn Together) was ‘Going Number Three’.
"Litre is French for give me some fucking cola."
"What are these cells, eight by eight. Ours are nine by nine, no big deal."
and of course
"Ahhh, Biker. I’m an idiot."
Yeah, he better change his avatar to Hangover Bear…
affleckwasthebomb – watch your fucking mouth. there’s only one person who’s allowed to speaking reasonably around here and his name is ‘glen’.
I got dibs on "beating off".
A B C
Always
Be
Clearing tables
Sicksauce: Is that why the Jackson 5 made that song. As an anthem to the everday black worker?
easy as 1,2,3…
Ha Ha! double dub said black worker!!!!
Gotta go nominate that one….
Hey what did I do? But sorry. I don’t want to become ostracized from the group.
Any one got five knuckle shuffle? good unless you lost a finger in Nam or some thing.
Jesus H. fuckin’ Christ, Halloween in Los Angeles is such a bitch. Never go to Hollywood on Halloween guys…
lincolnfx – i take that you got dragged to west hollywood last night? fuck that- i didn’t want to parkand walk from the valley.ÂÂ
Never go to Hollwood
on Halloweenguys…Corrected!
fuck im so hungover instead of carrie bradshaw i read terry bradshaw and i was like what the fuck does that mean?
meow
Jacktion! – I will give Lance a pass today. I believe he was up all night waiting for The Great Pumpkin to visit him. The late hours and disapointment can take their toll on any man.
Well, I, for one, liked "Beerfest." I try to work "GODDAMNED BREWERY!" into every rant possible.