Patrick Tatopoulos, the man behind the "creature effects" on the first two Underworld movies has gotten the nod from Screen Gems to direct the third one, Underworld 3: Rise of the Lycans (Len Wiseman directed the first two).
Set in the Dark Ages [Underworld 3] traces the origins of the centuries-old blood feud between the aristocratic vampires and their one-time werewolf slaves, the Lycans.
Mmm, prequels. That’s like when I’m making love to a woman and after I finish I go "Yeah baby, that was just a prequel." And then I roll over and fall asleep. Towels are in the bathroom, doll.
Anyway, I tell you all this if only because it supports my theory that Screen Gems is a crap factory (craptory) and everyone who works there will burn in hell for all eternity.
Except for Laura in accounts receivable, who totally let me watch her pee one time. Well, maybe not "let me" in the strictest sense, but it was still… erotic.
I want more like this!
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