The guys at All Along the movie were apparently so excited that I used a doctored publicity photo from their flick for my post about Nic Cage’s casting in The Wrestler that they made a new video about it.
I post it because it appeals to my vanity. And also to my love of male camel toe. Ca-male Toe?
Still, I think it’s safe to say that this barely scratches the surface of things one can do with a green screen and a wrestling singlet.
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So does this mean you are famous now, Lance?
Can I be your Assistant?
Camale toe officially added to the FD lexicon. Well played Lance.
That’s right, that’s right.
That’s right, Lance! I’ll be your assitant, I’ll be persistant, I can beat up an in-fant!That’s right!
b-ryce, is it just you and me in here?
Wow. It looks like we did it. And by "we" i mean that dumbass in a wrestling singlet.
whoops, nevermind (putting pants back on)
I need an adult! I need an adult!
I don’t know what’s more disturbing, that guys camale toe or the fat in his armpits.
erswi: You wear tights?
bryce: I wear the required uniform.
erswi: …tights…
bryce: shut up.
I’m sure the Undertaker is shaking at the thought of facing Big Blob Page. Sorry, that’s Big Blob Page shaking, while attempting to breathe and walk at the same time.
There, I fixed him good.
C’mpn, I thought everyone knew that male camel toe is called moose knuckle.
Huh? What?
Fuck, dude. If people can see your urethra then there’s a good chance your outfit is too tight.
The Captain beat me to it.
But Camale Toe easily suits our FilmDrunk purposes
We’re missing the point here, folks – SOMEONE IN HOLLYWOOD NOTICED THIS BOARD, payed attention long enough to be inspired to create this video.
Do you know what this means? We have their ear. We can make a difference. WE MATTER! HOLY SHIT!
ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD – WE ARE YOUR DARK MASTER, OBEY OUR COMMAND! OBEY!
By we, of course, I mean Lance. Go Lance. Yippie.
No no no, Moose Knuckle refers to overly large labia majora. Camel toe refers to any vag visible through clothing. Overly large labia minora (labie menorah?) are known as "bat wings".
Male camel toe has been in the past referred to as "Camel Hoof" (via Ali G). But to call male camel toe moose knuckle would be misleading, and exclusionary towards those with large labia majora.
Having the ear of Hollytardland is like haveing the ear of our president, say what you want, it will not sink in.
FilmDrunk: Hollywood hasn’t produced a pile of shit this big since Dom Delouise ran out of Vicodin.
Hollytard: FilmDurnk loves out unique story structure!
Filmdrunk: Everyone even remotely responsible for this should be slowly pushed into a woodchipper and blown onto the Malibu hills as fire retardant.
Hollytard: Filmdrunk thinks this is a earthshaking action epic!
They can’t be that upset, they’re advertising your site. I say that’s permission to doctor all the photos you want!
Camelbro. Camelbro.
I thought that "bat wings’ was the name for when your sack sticks to your thighs.
Camelbro gets my vote. Excellent.
Thanks for fixing the video so quickly. When it said no longer available, I thought I was going to miss out on the hotness
Chris Farley sure has slimmed down a lot since he died.