THE TEN COMMANDMENTS TRAILER
10.26.07
Watch the Ten Commandments trailer here
This is the trailer for the new animated feature The Ten Commandments starring the voices of Ben Kingsley, Alfred Molina, and Christian Slater. Christian Slater in a Bible movie; there’s an "I love my gay son!" joke here somehwere, but I’m going to take the high road, just this once.
It looks like they spent about 12 minutes on the computer animation for this one. It’s like they just assume the audience will be good at suspending disbelief or something.
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Suckers.
It looks like they spent about 12 minutes on the computer animation for this one.
Somewhere an animator is gathering up all the replica weapons he’s bought at Rennaisance Festivals over the years and heading for Harlem.
This thread is a "LiLoL!" Get it? BWA HA HA!
"I love my dead, gay son!"
First of all, Lindsay doesn’t have a bush.
Second, I thought from the still that it was claymation of stop-motion
OR. I meant "or".
Speaking of claymation, it’s so fucking cold in here right now, my nuts look like The California Raisins. Except they’re darker purple and smaller. My nuts that is. With no singing and dancing.
The singing and dancing is the best part
Moses encounters Firecrotch?
That staff he’s holding will come in handy when he’s parting her Red C.
I’d do CGI Lohan
Normally, I like my white womens fat and ugly, but Lindsay’s looking….proper in that shot. I’ll make love to her mouf hole.
oh great so now moses saounds like a bad jack nicholson impression, you can’t handle the jews!!
I made a CGI Lohan on my laptop, and now I’ve got a computer virus.
oh shit elliot gould does the God voice, so god is gonna be al angsty jewy awesome
somewhere, christian slater is waking up on a cold floor and still thinking that this movie is called "ben, come hit this".
It jsut looks like a dude playing Halo 3. But with sandals.
who here is from chi town?
who here is not from chi town?
When atre they going to make a kick-ass movie about the Book of Revelation?
we fucks you up.
God: "Ok, Moses – ready for the next one?"
Moses: "Yep – shoot, big guy."
God: "Ok – Thou shall not sleep till thou hast arrived in Brooklyn – JUST FUCKIN’ WITH YOU! I read that on a blog last week – cracked me the fuck up. That Stone Soup is one funny fuck."
Moses: "Yeah – I saw that too. I like Glen’s schtick better."
jacktion: you obviously have never seen ‘predator’ . completely biblical.
Thou hast besquirted ne, oh leotarded one. The maiden be thine!
Yeah, sorry. That wasn’t me.
Which one of these guaruntees my right to bear arms? Cuz there’s a member of the press I want to kill.
Did Christian Slater get this gig purely on the basis of his first name?
i’m from oregon.
New post!
New Post Toasties Cereal!??? Awesome!!
nom – from the converstion at the CKT: you fucked up. i mean, really fucked up.
I know I did chodin. Mike called me on his phone from the concert last night too. Just so he could make me cry.
fucking mike…. *chodin waves fist in the air*
WHA HA HA!!!!!!!! FOOLED YOU!
Yea, Mac Lethal is GOD. Like Cobain. He’ll kill himself soon for sure. Then you’ll never get to see him again. EVER!!
no, you didnt fuk’er. you’re like the lil boy that cried ‘new post’.
Yea, Mike sucks.
Mike. Pfff. Fuck him.
don’t you say that luch. dont you kill my dreams of seein ‘mac lethal’ in concert. mezmorizing the audience with his epic poetry.
I’m a fucker that hates fucks.
Yeah, I’m gonna force him to read this thread so that there will be no doubt as to whether he sucks or not. How you like me now Mikey boy? How you like me now?
fuck, mike. douche fag.
hey, true story: right now i’m in a closed door meeting with the president of the agency and his two partners (in the business sense, not the "gay" way) -
they are all sitting like 2 feet away from me (chodin nods his head to look like he’s agreeing).ÂÂ
i love filmdrunk.
I’m a hooker that hates hooks. Well, hanging on them anyways.
What-ev, dub, better than being the little boy that cried, "Mommy the Priest touched my swimsuit parts!"
I think Fuk’lhr is just simply "That boy who cried". You know the one. The smelly one. Yeah. Thats who I think he is.
true story: yesterday i was at the mall and went to the urinals. i started laughing whilst the other person was across from me. i looked at him and said, ‘sorry, i’m filmdrunk’. fuck this place. it’s invaded my personal life.
The fat kid who had to swim with a t-shirt on?
The Mighty Fek’lhr thinks Nominus is just simply Carlos Mencia stupid.
wwbd – i almost just fucked up this "meeting" by laughing…thank you.
Chodin, if by agency you mean CIA or FBI, the drugs up my ass aren’t mine. They’re Mike’s.
oh yea. mike you fuckn queer.
I don’t who Mike is, but he’s as good a patsy as anyone when you have two keys of blow trying to prolapse your asshole.
don’t even worry JHC – we here at "the agency" fucking haaaaaate mike. we’ve been trying to pin him for years, and i think today we may have gotten the "big break" we need.
you can legally shoot someone just for being a douche-cock, right? i mean, that’s the shit we’ve been throwing around over here at "the agency".
Did you make up that Carlos Mencia insult, or did you just borrow it? Show me one joke I’ve told that was in any way Carlos Mencia style. Damn, I think I might go to Carlos O’kellys after work.
I call people "Carlos Mencia" better than anyone.
True story.
true story: i was fuckn this one chick, this one time and all of a sudden I ‘mooed’ in her ear. It made her laugh. I couldn’t finish her off because she kept on laughin, I was so pissed that i just rolled over and masturbated. IN FRONT OF HER!!! Make her feel inadequate. That’s the name of the game, folks.
damn, dub dub, that took some serious balls.
By the way Nom, when you get a Comment of the Week next week and I don’t, you have free reign to rub that shit in my face.
wwbd – my mother has never spoken well of you since.
What up peeps. I’m just back from a 2 hour liquid lunch. I have an hour before I leave here, get on a pirate ship and drink excellent rum till I reboot. My life is good…
chodin- fuck your mom and fuck mike. oh fuck fuk’er too.
And just a little bit strange.
new post, er boy
Mike, if your reading this…. FUCK YOU!
Mike reminds me of the kind of guy that tells you to smell his finger after banging the hot chick at the bar that you got drunk. Asshole.
Moses has nicer legs.
"For behold, this is my work and my glory – to bring to pass the immortality and eternal life of man. Now reach under here and give the little shepherd a tug. Keep going…draw water from the rock."
Truthfully, Mike reminds me of a "triple crunch sandwich" from KFC. He’s both cheap and disgusting.
That’s no shit Nom. Those things are fucking nasty.
Mike who? Mike RaPhone? Mike Stand? Mike InfolkssaidJedmoveawayfromhere?
Then Moses, who had suffered greatly, said to the Pharoah: LET MY PENIS GO!
The Mighty Fek’lhr is glad that his name is NOT Mike.
I sure wish my name wasn’t Mike!
Hey VH, we don’t allow your types in here. You know, the unemployable. ummm. GRRR-socialized medicine!!
VH, the Braveheart post was dedicated to you. I’d like to dedicate this one to Mike, who I’ll force to read this later tonite. Hopefully, we can bring him in as an inadequate replacement for your heavenly musk.
Can you believe it, I just talked to myke, and he got arrested on the way back from the atmosphere/mac lethal concert. I looks like the collective ill will of everyone here paid off. Or, achieved something.
I bet you feel fucking sexy right now, don’t you?